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User is offline May 10 2011 09:10 PM

My Information

Member Title:
Eschew Obfuscation
38 years old
May 25, 1976
Male Male
a van, down by the river.
Paintball in the summer, Snowboard in the winter. Firearms are fun too... I go to school when I'm not working as an attack ferret trainer. Oh and my wife is pretty cool too<br />Yes I'm Mormon. No, we don't marry more than one wife, have horns, tails, hoofs or antlers. We're just like you, calm down.

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Website URL  http://confessionsofanarmchairninja.blogspot.com/
ICQ  315156812

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  1. DIY goggle fan

    17 May 2010 - 10:19 PM

    I ran across this and was wondering if anyone has done this, and if so, how well did it work?
    If not, what do you think about it?

    Otherwise, cheese is good.

  2. Memorial Day game at Action Center in Morgan, Ut

    14 May 2010 - 07:16 PM

    So for Memorial Day (and my birthday) I'd like to have a game at Action Center Paintball in Morgan. But I have to call ahead and actually schedule the game, which would be a waste of time if only three of us show up. So before I actually post this on the game locator, I'd like to get a general idea if anybody at all would actually show up. I've never played there and it looks like a great field.
    So how about it? Sound like fun?
  3. New Bill would give Prez emergency control of internet

    30 August 2009 - 11:28 PM

    Even in the unlikely event that this bill passes, I can't see them actually being able to maintain control. There's too many smart hackers out there.
    Still, the fact that this bill exists is disturbing:



    some wags have begun to wonder why a government that receives failing marks on cybersecurity should be trusted to instruct the private sector what to do.

    Yeah, I read the part at the bottom....it still scares me.
  4. Turn yourself into a zombie!

    13 May 2009 - 12:02 AM

    Zombify yourself and then email it to friends. Your eyes and face will follow the mouse, and you can add voice!

    Zombify your friends!!

    screenshot of my zombie:

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    29 May 2009 - 19:59
    <3 You always got this guy!
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    25 May 2009 - 12:07
    Happy birthday!
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    Mitch Force 

    02 Feb 2009 - 22:01
    Nah, I just *poke* around.
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    29 Jan 2009 - 16:01
    You are mistaken my lord. Forgive me, but the clan bathroom is spotless.
    *Jet Li 3 inch poke*
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    Mitch Force 

    27 Jan 2009 - 21:23
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    27 Jan 2009 - 15:59
    *gives HO-HO*
    I was promoted by YOUR master :p
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    26 Jan 2009 - 14:57
    If your forgetting, I'm a clumsy ninja too :p
    *Secret ninja poke*
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    25 Jan 2009 - 14:50
    *ducks to avoid slap*
    *ninja poke*
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    23 Jan 2009 - 19:27
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    16 Aug 2008 - 18:08
    I'm cool with saran wrap...
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    15 Aug 2008 - 14:52
    dude, how do i join the Clumsy Ninjas?? i wanna kill people!(on accident.)
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    Mitch Force 

    15 Nov 2007 - 18:34
    Next year we'll be something different. :)
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    Mitch Force 

    27 Aug 2007 - 13:43
    Hey, I think I was to tired to understand your joke :P It was funny though, it just took me a bit to figure it out since I was so tired. lol.
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