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19 October 2008 - 05:51 PMThere was a captains meeting?? I musta have slept in....
16 October 2008 - 10:51 AMFailure to Flatline - What can I say? You guys just friggin rock!! They got knocked out and they let us borrow their rocket launcher, which was cruicial in helping us win against Forest Demons in the finals. You guys were always there to help in anyway we needed and you guys have improved your play big time. I look forward to seeing you guys more nect year!
Sean i thought we let you use the launcher
FTF's was more accurate.. So Cilio borrowed theirs. I think we did take your as back tho. Thanks for letting us borrow it as well
15 October 2008 - 01:30 PMFrom the Smart Corps Factory Team, we would like to thank everyone out there. We had a blast and heck, we even lost a few games.
Billy Smith - You are the man. I will be returning to some of your events in the future and you have a great field that is fun to play at. Great atmosphere as well. It could use some more bunkers on some fields... cough cough...
LCP Army - Thanks for stepping up to help out with the reffing for the semis and finals. You guys did not have to do that and we thank you guys big time. That extra time could have spent with family, but you guys instead chose to step in to ref. We appreciate that. The sheer amount of compeition that was in the Elite division warranted having a lot more experienced refs on the field. Thanks for the hoppers as well. I did return them to your shed where you guys hang out, but no one was there. I hope you guys found them!
Jayson - Fun event as always as we look for to next year (and also the new rule book).
Forest Fire - The very first team to serve up a loss against the Smart Corps Factory Team. When Matt blew through a tape and shot all of us out (and your swing guys helped out), that set the tone for the rest of the game. Congrats on whooping us (even if it was by only a few points)
Forest Demons - You guys came at us hard and wanted it. You served up our second loss. Losing to both you guys and forest fire will make me re-think some things on the team for next year. You guys played awesome and I look forward to playing against you guys again.
Tippmann - Pat and Scott... Thanks for all the help and tools
Failure to Flatline - What can I say? You guys just friggin rock!! They got knocked out and they let us borrow their rocket launcher, which was cruicial in helping us win against Forest Demons in the finals. You guys were always there to help in anyway we needed and you guys have improved your play big time. I look forward to seeing you guys more nect year!
Adrenaline Eh - Damn Canadians.. Thanks for the Blue and the friendship. I have had a blast hanging out with you guys and girls a lot in the past 4-5 weeks and I am sure to see a lot more of you guys next year as well. Get out of Canada and come play in the states more!
09 October 2008 - 04:00 PMSmart Parts > All
Cilio could be the only player on the SP team, and still easily defeat all the other teams.
Excerpt from www.worldoftb.com
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Dave Cilio can actually drop your base yesterday.
When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Dave Cilio jersey he was wearing.
If at first you don't succeed, you're not Dave Cilio.
If Dave Cilio were a calendar, every month would be named Ciliotober, and every day he'd drop your base and shoot you in the face.
Fear is not the only emotion Dave Cilio can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get shot in the face from Dave Cilio."
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every hot insertion, there is Dave Cilio.
What’s known as the UFC, or Ultimate Fighting Championship, doesn’t use its full name, which happens to be “Ultimate Fighting Championship, Non-Dave-Cilio-Division”.
Most boots are made for walkin'. Dave Cilio's boots ain't that merciful.
Dave Cilio destroyed the periodic table, because Dave Cilio only recognizes the element of surprise.
Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Dave Cilio. Dave Cilio eats black holes. They taste like chicken.
As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Dave Cilio."
Dave Cilio does not own a base or shoot players. He walks into random bunkers and people call themselves out.
Dave Cilio doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Dave Cilio uses a Tac light. Not because Dave Cilio is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Dave Cilio.
When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Dave Cilio.
Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Dave Cilio. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.
Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Dave Cilio's urine. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.
Refs refer to people in the dead box as "ABC's". Already Been Cilio'ed.
Dave Cilio doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
When Dave Cilio works out on the Total Gym, the Total Gym feels like it's been raped.
The square root of Dave Cilio is pain. Do not try to square Dave Cilio, the result is death.
There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Dave Cilio.
The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Dave Cilio.
When you say "no one's perfect", Dave Cilio takes this as a personal insult.
wow.. a lot of people hoping for the upset this weekend!!!
I do not blame you... We have Dave Cilio.
Good luck to all this weekend. We are about to be on our way driving, so wee you all tomorrow. The Clinic is at 3 BTW and will be pretty baswic stuff. But it is that basic stuff that makes you a better player!! And it may run a few hours like the one I did in Canada for the CSPPL.
18 September 2008 - 07:54 AMHey I've got an idea! The guys from smart corps should get a van, spray paint the smart parts logo on the side and drive around picking up all the good little boys(like me) and girls and drive them to play for the world team at hell survivors!
We could be like the A-team, cept better!
How about I just fly you all in, get you corvette rental cars (1 person so you can fit your gear in the passenger side), take care of hotels and food and drinks, AND give you all free gear?
BTW... I have the A-team theme song going through my head now. Thanks... Also, B.A. Barracus does not like to fly. So scratch the idea above.
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