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14 February 2010 - 07:15 PMThis is Hammer from the Bad Monkeys , General for the Red team. I want to thank all of the teams and players that have decided to support me in my battle against the terrorist scum known as the Sand Spider and his minions. We have great battle plans formulated and fully expect to be victorious.
09 August 2009 - 01:23 PMTo all Red team players,
Thank you for your support in this endevour to rid the worid of the scumbag Treamont (blue team genral).
General John "Hammer" Smith
12 July 2009 - 09:13 AMTO ALL RED TEAM MEMBERS:
This is Hammer, General of the RED team and Captain of the Bad Monkeys. Please contact our Recruiting/Liason Officer COOKIE after you have registered.
My XO's for this game will be John 'BBJ' Graham of Team Hogan and John 'Red Dawg' of the War Hounds. My communications officer is Chris Harding of the Bad Monkeys.
If you have any questions please contact COOKIE and he will help you.
If anyone is unsure of whether or not they want to attend it would be a shame for you to miss this opportunity to play at this very unique site. Sign up to play for Ryan (Kamikaze) or myself, you will have fun playing on either side.
P.S. Death to all Deputy Directors of un-named pharmacutical companies
12 July 2009 - 08:44 AM
22 February 2009 - 12:49 AMHammer I did not want to do this to you but I found spy photos of your teams new outfits, Pretty snazzy
TO ALL BLUE SIDE TEAM CAPTAINS There will be a captains meeting Friday Night at 8:00pm
I will be parked by the general area in front, LArge REd F250, with our tanks on the the trailer.
Please be there to discuss the Game
Here is the Agenda for the evenings meeting
1. PWNING Red teams butt$
2. PWNING Some More red teams butt$$
3. How we are going to cope with the complaints as a result of PWNING the red Teams butt$
4. How we are going to distrubte cleanex so they can blow there runny lil noses and dry their tears after we Pwn'd The red teams butt
5. How we are going inform their family membes and friends that the Red Team got PWNDDDDD!!!
6. How we will each individualy deal with the feelings of potentialy never Pwnning anyone quite as bad ever again, we may need to create a support group.
( I could see it now, the discussions would be like
group member 1 " Wow It's been 6 games since blanding and pwning other sides just isn't as rewarding",
group member 2 "Yeah I know I stay up at night wondering how we could have perhaps pwned the red team a lil less severly
but I just can't come up with anything"
Group member 1 " Yeah paintball will never be the same "
Group member 3 " (Snifles and cries) "Hold ME I just need a Hug"
Group member 1&2 "Who let a red Team member in here? Lets Pwn him!!!!"
Seems like you must not have gone up against any worth while competition then since last Blanding. Don't get too comfortable in the big group hug.