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16 March 2011 - 03:15 PMhey i cant seem to access my brigade page at all. i played and wanted to add the info to my log, but no matter what link i click it wont go to it. did the brigade pages get wiped or something?
admins, feel free to delete thread after response. i didnt know exactly where to put it.
27 December 2010 - 08:36 PMok, time to dust off the monster machines, and put paint to face. who's planning on re decorating some opfor's bunkers this year? i know i am!
26 December 2010 - 06:59 PMok, so im looking for websites that have free pdf files of books. good ones with no spywares, and a ginormously stupendular library for my googlings. thank you my fellow E-dorks.
10 October 2010 - 10:03 PMThe Death Bunnies are a paintball scenario team. We are out to play smart tactical paintball, and become a recognized scenario paintball team. We plan to attend scenarios primarily, but SPPL events could be a possibility. Our team is separated into 2 units; a Recon Squad and a Fireteam. The recon squad consists of mainly sniper style oriented players. The fireteam is cqb, and guerilla style oriented. Our teams work together yet separately on the field. We rely on communication and unity to overcome.
I am the team captain for the fireteam. We have several positions open for tryout, on either the recon squad or the fireteam, whichever you belive best fits your playing style. We prefer ages of 18+, and having your own reliable transportation, and gear, is preferred. We have a competitive attitude, and are looking for players who know how to have a good time, and make smart decisions on the field. We plan to attend a scenario maybe once a month or every other month as a team in 2011/12. We might a have couple of rec days in between. Our team uniform is our team T-shirt, tigerstripe BDU pants, and Tigerstripe BDU shirt (jacket). if you dont have the uniform and get accepted, don't worry there is time.
Our team is based out of Tampa Florida, and only serious scenario players need apply. we are looking to make sure everyone on the fireteam is able to communicate via radio, act as a unit, and play with a mix of agressiveness and intelligence. We prefer team players. If you are interested send me a message here on the forum. Once I have collected several applicants we will hold a tryout at a local field at a date and time TBA. (to be annoucned).
We are open to players of all styles, and all walks of life. We plan to attend games throughout florida. Ocala, Tampa, Gainesville, Spring hill, Blanding, and more are where we plan to be in 2011/12.
Feel free to ask questions and recieve answers.
23 September 2010 - 12:06 AMso i got to thinking, what would paintball heaven be like? and if there is indeed a flanders for every homer, a paintball hell.
in paintball heaven- all things tippmann would never need replacement parts. they would never break.
in paintball hell- brass eagle makes every part for every marker.
heaven- paint grows on paintbushes, and can be plucked year round for free by all
hell- lets just say you have to "make" your own paintballs
heaven- just as many chicks play as guys...oh yea, and they dig camo.
hell- your mom plays better than you
heaven- referrees see everything and banish wipers into paintball hell... instantly
hell- kids who play more with computers than paintball guns are the refs.
heaven- masks do not fog. and they all have thermal predator vision, and night vision. with magical lenses.
in hell- there are no masks... only eye patches.
heaven- paintball is the national sport
hell- paintball players are the national "game"
heaven- paintball is played anywhere, anytime
hell- paintball is played on a sea of broken glass and the testacles of wipers.
heaven- whenever you eliminate someone, a magical frosty beer appears in your cooler in the staging area
hell- whenever you get eliminated, so does a kitten.
heaven- barrel bags are self cleaning
hell- you are the barrel bag
heaven- tanks, helicopters, trucks, boats, subs, planes, APC's, hovercraft, and spaceships arent just "simulated"
hell- there is no scenario... only speedball
heaven- you can have anyone on your team from history you could imagine
hell- tweens who got an ego from mom and dad, and can teach you how to play paintball from their halo experience.
heaven- camoflauge means predator invisibility
hell- you cannot hide. fields of broken glass and wiper testes' remember?
heaven- miniguns are made for paintball
hell- only tippmann triumphs are used
heaven- redbull really does give you wings
hell- you get to drink nothing but paint from grenades
heaven- no paintball ever falls out of your hopper or pods unintentionally.
hell- you must dig your paintballs from sandpits
heaven- paintball gunfights are fought matrix style
hell- you must fight in the form of a disney musical
heaven- all paintballs break on contact once shot
hell- only reballs are used
heaven- markers magically chrono themselves to 300fps
hell- you must sacrifice a fingernail to use the allen wrench for 1 turn
heaven- barrels clean themselves when a ball breaks
hell- you get a Q tip
heaven- pods dont rattle
hell- the back of every pod is a marraca
heaven- air is free
hell- you get to inflate your tank via mouthpiece.
heaven- nothing ever leaks air
hell- skin is used for teflon tape
these are all i could think of for now. add your own.