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23 January 2012 - 06:47 AMIt is with great sorrow and a heavy heart I announce that Baroness has left the Bad Monkeys. We will still be friends and help her in any way we can when she asks for it. There will always be a shelter for her, a hot meal for her and friendly companionship at any game we go to. We wish her the best of luck in all things.
Thanks for all the things you have done for us
Baroness will always be a Bad Monkey in our hearts.
10 November 2011 - 12:07 PMThere is a particular offensive a-hole that is spreading vicious and outright blatant lies about the Bad Monkeys Scenario Team. This scum sucking bottom feeding midget (no offense meant to any midgets alive or dead or to any scum sucking bottom feeders) is saying that my team was caught at the last First Strike game shooting non-field paint, shooting reballs and shooting way hot. Let me assure you that this is not the case. This person just has a severe case of team envy due to the fact that the unsuspecting victims that he recruits always end up leaving his team when they discover his true nature. The field owner (Randy) has told me that he welcomes any calls to verify this matter so that he can set the matter straight. If there are any players out there that think there is even the slightest possibility of truth to these lies I strongly urge them to contact Randy. Just so that there is no chance for this sub-human duche bag to claim that I am giving a false phone number in order to misdirect your calls to a team member here is the web page for First Strike so that you can get the phone number yourself.
A warning to the short but large pile of fecal matter that is spreading these lies; cease and desist immediately or you and your team will be named and the truth shall be known. The Light of Truth is the last thing a cock roach wants to have shined on him.
29 January 2011 - 11:26 AMThe next episode of N.O.C.E.R. Productions Holy Grail game will be held at Old River Paintball on March 26 & 27
The English will be led by the indomitable Sasquatch (Bad Monkeys) with his trusted sidekick Hammer (Bad Monkeys).
The French will be led by the indubitable Firebug, XO is My-T-Mouse (Doom Troopers).
Prices are as follows:
Entry is $50
Draxxus paint is $50/case
Air is $10
Sasquatch can be contacted at sasquatch
I will post Firebug's email as soon as I get it
Please register as early as possible at oldriverpaintball to give Keith & Rex time to properly plan for the expected attendance.
07 October 2010 - 06:02 AMHEY, ALL YOU GIRLS OUT THERE, HERE IS YOUR CHANCE!
Have you ever wanted to shoot your boyfriend, or one of his/your friends, without the risk of being lit up?
Have you ever wanted to just go out there and simply mow some faces just for fun?
Have you ever felt the need to get rid of some of that pent up frustration?
Now you can.
The Bad Monkeys Armor Division is looking to crew several of our tanks with spirited women of all persuasions. No wilting violets, no cutesy wutesies, just women serious about doing some serious damage. You can spend all your time in safety just mowing down those irritating A-holes that say A girl play paintball? Yeah, right if you want to or you can split your time with the ground troops, the choice is yours. We have acquired The DEMON tank which was previously owned by Ronbo and Shewolf of Gone Ballistic and operated with an all female crew (with the exception of the driver). We wish to continue this tradition and expand it to more tanks.
Guys, have you been unsuccessful in getting your woman interesting in playing? This is your chance.
We are also looking for some younger (smaller) players that would be interested in crewing a couple of tanks. Consider being a driver for us if you are the father of a player and cannot get around the field very well anymore.
We are based out of Orlando but play all over the state.
Contact Baroness (Bad Monkeys Armor Lt. Commander) on Facebook or email firstname.lastname@example.org or contact me (Bad Monkeys Armor Commander) here
05 December 2009 - 02:26 PMYes, Ladies and Gentlemen, it has been confirmed. The next awesome game at Blanding will be February 20th & 21st. Hammer (Bad Monkeys) is the RED General and Tippy (SOD) is the BLUE General. Hammer will have three XOs; BBJ (Team Hogan), Red Dawg (War Hounds) and the third is TBD.
If you have never played Blanding before be assured that it is a unique experience here in Florida, if you have played Blanding before you know what I mean. Sign up and play for Hammer or sign up and play for Tippy. It doesn’t matter which side you play for you will have fun.
Registration will be open in a day or two at http://www.southernxtremepaintball.com
NAWL will post pricing and other more specific information in a day or two.