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View Postflorentine, on Feb 18 2007, 09:40 AM, said:

well ive peed on the field before...ive never gotten shot at while doing it either...ive had 2 wierd things happen to me while i was playing....1st, there was a couple that came to play paintball before their wedding day tomorrow...well i was on their team and in the middle of the game, they went into another field and she was pleasuring him...i was like wtf?...thats not right...it was really wierd cause they didnt even play, he still had his mask on and she was doing her thing...it was wierd....2nd thing, i was the team that got to go on and hide first, it was the 1st game of the day cause the place jsut opened...we were being really quietly, so i went onto the right with my friend and we cause a ground hog off guard and we bothlit it up cause it was hunting season and a saturday so it was part legal...well we stunned the thing soo badly that we walked it down to the stream and threw it in there...i know its mean but it was funny...much better than the couple.....bad images cause they were both fuglys

I once seen someone peeing during a speedball match, not a a woodsball or anything, a speedball match, me and my friend Gaitlin were pinned down by a DOO DOO load of fire, so we fire a few blindshots and ran and slid behind a blow of X, I looked under the X to line up a shot, and a dude had his pants fly open and his PEE SHOOTER was sticking out, I laughed and told my friend, and he crawled beside me, and you guessed it, shot him in the PEE SHOOTER while he was peeing, he screamed his @$$ off forever and everyone on his team laughed, even the ref. It was awesome. And once I remember playing a 24h scenerio game, I played Sniper, so I got my ACS Pilot and headed out, it was maybe midnight when I made my way near an enemy in campment, I crawled all the way up a huge hill, more like a cliff, and I got near the edge, I heard a noise, so I looked over, and an enemy sniper was right there beside me looking down, I didnt move, and neither did he, so I snapped around and put my gun in his face, nothing, so I poked him, still nothing, I seen that my team had cleared the enemy incampment, so I stood up and kicked him in the @$$, he jumped up and rolled off the side of the hill/cliff. I asked him what was up, and he said "Oh, I think I fell asleep...".
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Post icon  Posted 04 March 2007 - 05:10 AM

I'm not a ref, and not all of this is first-hand, but it is from reliable sources. Thought y'all might get a kick out 'em.
A friend of mine that helped get me interested in paintball told me about a 24 hour scenario he played at once. In the twilight hours, they crawled in between 2 enemy encampments, and on a 3 count, fired a shot simutaniously into each group, and hit the deck. They were sittin there huggin dirt while hundreds of shots were echanged between the 2 units. During the onslaught of friendly fire, my friends crawled out. It took a good 15 minutes and 6 victims before someone thought to yell out their team color.

Another case, same 2 guys were in a 3 team scenario. One large defending force, with 2 smaller teams fighting the defenders and each other for control of the town. Everybody before them had failed to hold the town, due to digging into the centermost buildings and getting bunkered and trapped. My friend said they needed to set up a perimeter to repel the attack. The ref, who'd seen every team lose town to date, told them that was the only way to have any hope of winning. They set up a perimeter, and my 2 friends tuck into a large bunker, so they could cover both angles of fire. The became the #1 target when the opfor showed. The fire was so heavy, from so many angles that there was a neon haze mist surrounding the bunker, with 40 people on the opfor all yelling for a paintcheck. The ref would peer into the bunker, and called them clean. Eventually they did get shot out, but they held the town and won the game! The ref said later that the paint mist was so thick, he could only see the reflections off of their lenses inside the plywood bunker.

Same guy playing a woods game. He saw this guy crawling a drainage ditch thinking he was fooling someone. My friend went over to investigate, got up behind him for a barrel tag. He quite clearly said, "Bang, you're dead man." The man stopped crawling for a moment, froze then continued crawling. He steps up to the stubborn wanna be sniper again, and says louder, "Bang, dude you're dead, don't make me barrel tag you." The guy turns his head to look behind him, and gives my buddy the finger, and goes back to crawling. Mr. Nice Guy had officially left the field then. He aimed his Viper M1 with an Apache right in the sweet spot between his cheeks and his nuts, and let it rip. Let's just say, he crawled no more, but man did he roll.

My Ghost Flanker Shane had a squirrel that was chatting away, giving away his position. This being his property, and in season, he shot the squirrel and killed it with his A5.

And about the guy who got shot in the snausage, I'm on the fence on that one. Yes it's dumb on multiple levels to whip out Winky Blinky the One eyed Sgt. especially on a speedball field. But honestly, did you have to nail Sgt. Blinky with a headshot? That seems really cruel, even for me.
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View PostDelta 9, on Mar 4 2007, 08:10 AM, said:

I'm not a ref, and not all of this is first-hand, but it is from reliable sources. Thought y'all might get a kick out 'em.
A friend of mine that helped get me interested in paintball told me about a 24 hour scenario he played at once. In the twilight hours, they crawled in between 2 enemy encampments, and on a 3 count, fired a shot simutaniously into each group, and hit the deck. They were sittin there huggin dirt while hundreds of shots were echanged between the 2 units. During the onslaught of friendly fire, my friends crawled out. It took a good 15 minutes and 6 victims before someone thought to yell out their team color.

Another case, same 2 guys were in a 3 team scenario. One large defending force, with 2 smaller teams fighting the defenders and each other for control of the town. Everybody before them had failed to hold the town, due to digging into the centermost buildings and getting bunkered and trapped. My friend said they needed to set up a perimeter to repel the attack. The ref, who'd seen every team lose town to date, told them that was the only way to have any hope of winning. They set up a perimeter, and my 2 friends tuck into a large bunker, so they could cover both angles of fire. The became the #1 target when the opfor showed. The fire was so heavy, from so many angles that there was a neon haze mist surrounding the bunker, with 40 people on the opfor all yelling for a paintcheck. The ref would peer into the bunker, and called them clean. Eventually they did get shot out, but they held the town and won the game! The ref said later that the paint mist was so thick, he could only see the reflections off of their lenses inside the plywood bunker.

Same guy playing a woods game. He saw this guy crawling a drainage ditch thinking he was fooling someone. My friend went over to investigate, got up behind him for a barrel tag. He quite clearly said, "Bang, you're dead man." The man stopped crawling for a moment, froze then continued crawling. He steps up to the stubborn wanna be sniper again, and says louder, "Bang, dude you're dead, don't make me barrel tag you." The guy turns his head to look behind him, and gives my buddy the finger, and goes back to crawling. Mr. Nice Guy had officially left the field then. He aimed his Viper M1 with an Apache right in the sweet spot between his cheeks and his nuts, and let it rip. Let's just say, he crawled no more, but man did he roll.

My Ghost Flanker Shane had a squirrel that was chatting away, giving away his position. This being his property, and in season, he shot the squirrel and killed it with his A5.

And about the guy who got shot in the snausage, I'm on the fence on that one. Yes it's dumb on multiple levels to whip out Winky Blinky the One eyed Sgt. especially on a speedball field. But honestly, did you have to nail Sgt. Blinky with a headshot? That seems really cruel, even for me.

It taught him a lesson, didnt it? 'never drain the main vain in combat or the bleeding lizard will be no more, dig?' And my friend was the one who took the shot, but I was going to. :D
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Posted 13 March 2007 - 06:11 PM

View PostBurning Tears, on Mar 4 2007, 03:04 AM, said:

View Postflorentine, on Feb 18 2007, 09:40 AM, said:

well ive peed on the field before...ive never gotten shot at while doing it either...ive had 2 wierd things happen to me while i was playing....1st, there was a couple that came to play paintball before their wedding day tomorrow...well i was on their team and in the middle of the game, they went into another field and she was pleasuring him...i was like wtf?...thats not right...it was really wierd cause they didnt even play, he still had his mask on and she was doing her thing...it was wierd....2nd thing, i was the team that got to go on and hide first, it was the 1st game of the day cause the place jsut opened...we were being really quietly, so i went onto the right with my friend and we cause a ground hog off guard and we bothlit it up cause it was hunting season and a saturday so it was part legal...well we stunned the thing soo badly that we walked it down to the stream and threw it in there...i know its mean but it was funny...much better than the couple.....bad images cause they were both fuglys

I once seen someone peeing during a speedball match, not a a woodsball or anything, a speedball match, me and my friend Gaitlin were pinned down by a DOO DOO load of fire, so we fire a few blindshots and ran and slid behind a blow of X, I looked under the X to line up a shot, and a dude had his pants fly open and his PEE SHOOTER was sticking out, I laughed and told my friend, and he crawled beside me, and you guessed it, shot him in the PEE SHOOTER while he was peeing, he screamed his @$$ off forever and everyone on his team laughed, even the ref. It was awesome. And once I remember playing a 24h scenerio game, I played Sniper, so I got my ACS Pilot and headed out, it was maybe midnight when I made my way near an enemy in campment, I crawled all the way up a huge hill, more like a cliff, and I got near the edge, I heard a noise, so I looked over, and an enemy sniper was right there beside me looking down, I didnt move, and neither did he, so I snapped around and put my gun in his face, nothing, so I poked him, still nothing, I seen that my team had cleared the enemy incampment, so I stood up and kicked him in the @$$, he jumped up and rolled off the side of the hill/cliff. I asked him what was up, and he said "Oh, I think I fell asleep...".

that would be cool to find a sleeping sniper...what happens when you get out in a 24 hour senerio? are you out for the rest of the tournament or do you come back in like 10 minutes later? i dont get it
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Posted 13 March 2007 - 06:19 PM

View Postflorentine, on Mar 13 2007, 06:11 PM, said:


that would be cool to find a sleeping sniper...what happens when you get out in a 24 hour senerio? are you out for the rest of the tournament or do you come back in like 10 minutes later? i dont get it



Normally you hike back to either your base or a "Med" camp and await a "reincertion".

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Posted 13 March 2007 - 06:50 PM

View Postflorentine, on Mar 13 2007, 09:11 PM, said:

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View Postflorentine, on Feb 18 2007, 09:40 AM, said:

well ive peed on the field before...ive never gotten shot at while doing it either...ive had 2 wierd things happen to me while i was playing....1st, there was a couple that came to play paintball before their wedding day tomorrow...well i was on their team and in the middle of the game, they went into another field and she was pleasuring him...i was like wtf?...thats not right...it was really wierd cause they didnt even play, he still had his mask on and she was doing her thing...it was wierd....2nd thing, i was the team that got to go on and hide first, it was the 1st game of the day cause the place jsut opened...we were being really quietly, so i went onto the right with my friend and we cause a ground hog off guard and we bothlit it up cause it was hunting season and a saturday so it was part legal...well we stunned the thing soo badly that we walked it down to the stream and threw it in there...i know its mean but it was funny...much better than the couple.....bad images cause they were both fuglys

I once seen someone peeing during a speedball match, not a a woodsball or anything, a speedball match, me and my friend Gaitlin were pinned down by a DOO DOO load of fire, so we fire a few blindshots and ran and slid behind a blow of X, I looked under the X to line up a shot, and a dude had his pants fly open and his PEE SHOOTER was sticking out, I laughed and told my friend, and he crawled beside me, and you guessed it, shot him in the PEE SHOOTER while he was peeing, he screamed his @$$ off forever and everyone on his team laughed, even the ref. It was awesome. And once I remember playing a 24h scenerio game, I played Sniper, so I got my ACS Pilot and headed out, it was maybe midnight when I made my way near an enemy in campment, I crawled all the way up a huge hill, more like a cliff, and I got near the edge, I heard a noise, so I looked over, and an enemy sniper was right there beside me looking down, I didnt move, and neither did he, so I snapped around and put my gun in his face, nothing, so I poked him, still nothing, I seen that my team had cleared the enemy incampment, so I stood up and kicked him in the @$$, he jumped up and rolled off the side of the hill/cliff. I asked him what was up, and he said "Oh, I think I fell asleep...".

that would be cool to find a sleeping sniper...what happens when you get out in a 24 hour senerio? are you out for the rest of the tournament or do you come back in like 10 minutes later? i dont get it
Yeah, it was funny...And if your in a 24h secenerio, it depends...Med camps, revives, Medics, whatever the field rules are... :D

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Posted 14 March 2007 - 05:42 PM

View PostBurning Tears, on Mar 4 2007, 02:20 PM, said:

It taught him a lesson, didnt it? 'never drain the main vain in combat or the bleeding lizard will be no more, dig?' And my friend was the one who took the shot, but I was going to. ;)

We're in combat? I thought we were playing a sport with, ya'know, sportsmanship.
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View Postghostinthewood, on Mar 14 2007, 08:42 PM, said:

View PostBurning Tears, on Mar 4 2007, 02:20 PM, said:

It taught him a lesson, didnt it? 'never drain the main vain in combat or the bleeding lizard will be no more, dig?' And my friend was the one who took the shot, but I was going to. :laugh:

We're in combat? I thought we were playing a sport with, ya'know, sportsmanship.

Eh, most call it combat if your playing Scenerio, adds to the whole realness and such...
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Posted 16 March 2007 - 05:19 AM

View PostBurning Tears, on Mar 13 2007, 06:50 PM, said:

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View Postflorentine, on Feb 18 2007, 09:40 AM, said:

well ive peed on the field before...ive never gotten shot at while doing it either...ive had 2 wierd things happen to me while i was playing....1st, there was a couple that came to play paintball before their wedding day tomorrow...well i was on their team and in the middle of the game, they went into another field and she was pleasuring him...i was like wtf?...thats not right...it was really wierd cause they didnt even play, he still had his mask on and she was doing her thing...it was wierd....2nd thing, i was the team that got to go on and hide first, it was the 1st game of the day cause the place jsut opened...we were being really quietly, so i went onto the right with my friend and we cause a ground hog off guard and we bothlit it up cause it was hunting season and a saturday so it was part legal...well we stunned the thing soo badly that we walked it down to the stream and threw it in there...i know its mean but it was funny...much better than the couple.....bad images cause they were both fuglys

I once seen someone peeing during a speedball match, not a a woodsball or anything, a speedball match, me and my friend Gaitlin were pinned down by a DOO DOO load of fire, so we fire a few blindshots and ran and slid behind a blow of X, I looked under the X to line up a shot, and a dude had his pants fly open and his PEE SHOOTER was sticking out, I laughed and told my friend, and he crawled beside me, and you guessed it, shot him in the PEE SHOOTER while he was peeing, he screamed his @$$ off forever and everyone on his team laughed, even the ref. It was awesome. And once I remember playing a 24h scenerio game, I played Sniper, so I got my ACS Pilot and headed out, it was maybe midnight when I made my way near an enemy in campment, I crawled all the way up a huge hill, more like a cliff, and I got near the edge, I heard a noise, so I looked over, and an enemy sniper was right there beside me looking down, I didnt move, and neither did he, so I snapped around and put my gun in his face, nothing, so I poked him, still nothing, I seen that my team had cleared the enemy incampment, so I stood up and kicked him in the @$$, he jumped up and rolled off the side of the hill/cliff. I asked him what was up, and he said "Oh, I think I fell asleep...".

that would be cool to find a sleeping sniper...what happens when you get out in a 24 hour senerio? are you out for the rest of the tournament or do you come back in like 10 minutes later? i dont get it
Yeah, it was funny...And if your in a 24h secenerio, it depends...Med camps, revives, Medics, whatever the field rules are... :panzer:

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Posted 20 March 2007 - 06:08 PM

Well i just started refing but here goes. Just a few weeks ago i was refing and the day was passing normal. There was an unusual # of renters that day for not being a B-day party. Anyway i'll get back to the point. A new girl jumped out from behind some barrels and started runing at a bunker full of kids. They all started freaking out. No one even fired a shot befor she was at the bunker. She threw herself at the new guys. They all landed in a heap on the ground. I was to busy laughing to relise that she didn't even have a gun. When i noticed i asked her where it was, and why she did what she did. You know what she said. "I forgot to screw on the CO2 tank befor i came out so i couldn't shoot. I thought that i would just make them surender anyway...she did.
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Well i just started refing but here goes. Just a few weeks ago i was refing and the day was passing normal. There was an unusual # of renters that day for not being a B-day party. Anyway i'll get back to the point. A new girl jumped out from behind some barrels and started runing at a bunker full of kids. They all started freaking out. No one even fired a shot befor she was at the bunker. She threw herself at the new guys. They all landed in a heap on the ground. I was to busy laughing to relise that she didn't even have a gun. When i noticed i asked her where it was, and why she did what she did. You know what she said. "I forgot to screw on the CO2 tank befor i came out so i couldn't shoot. I thought that i would just make them surender anyway...she did.


THAT'S FLURFING funny!


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Posted 21 March 2007 - 05:50 PM

Yeah. I though so. LOL!
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Posted 21 March 2007 - 07:37 PM

I have many funny ones as I have been reffing for... probably about 2 years now actually.

At the home field, I was sent to do a casual objective check to see which objectives were still out on the field and at first I thought I was seeing things, but nope, I was actually seeing what I thought I was. The guy had made his way to the fringes of the field, and was taking a poo. He was doing a tree sit pants at the ankles and really letting it rip. It was quite amusing.

Another one happened to a guy on my team. At the 05 D-Day, the allies had just taken colleville. he was off in the woods doing pretty good and taking down a few guys. he heard a huge cheer and thought that his boys had just stopped a major attack. He walks out of the woods and past some refs says "hey" to them and keeps on walking toward the main fort area. He sees a ton of guns turn on him and he yells "don't shoot boys, I am on my way in." none of the allies shot at him, they lowered their gats and he walked right in. He looked around and noticed that there were no hopper covers the same color as his. He calmly walked back out the way he came and made his way past the same refs and said "oops" and walked back into the woods. A few seconds later he heard a "That was a German, let's get him!" My team mate slid in behind a large tree, crouched down and waited. A few minutes go by a a group of about 15 guys run by him and never notice him. He didn't shoot any of them, but walked back to the refs and said "still alive" went back into the woods and continued on his way.

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Posted 28 March 2007 - 04:01 PM

hahahahahahahaha... um, the second time i played paintball i HAD to pee...
i mean, whachuh gunu do? pee in the far side of the field in the heavy brush, or walk around with a Fing huge pee stain? i just wished i hadnt stood so close to the tree with poison oak on it... hahaha

anyways, the weirdest thing i've ever seen was one of my REFS take off his mask... i was like WHAT THE ***bad words*** ARE YOU ***more bad words*** DOING, YOU ***morer bader words***!!!

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Posted 05 April 2007 - 07:52 PM

Well, in my friends coarse i went into the woods to take a leak. someone got the bright idea to shoot me and i said "HOLY CRAP I DONT HAVE A MASK!!!" I found one on the ground and put it on (all while peeing). I got shot 8 or 9 times and as a finally, someone ran up and shot me point blank in the back of the knee.

I never found out who that whas....

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