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#766 User is offline   stinkfingr 

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Posted 19 December 2012 - 10:24 AM

WEDNESDAY.DECEMBER 19.2012.
TEOTWAWKI.2 DAYS.



View PostPuzuma, on 17 December 2012 - 09:32 AM, said:

I want to get those dates put on a shirt.
It would have to be a REALLY big shirt though.....

you could always put on some weight, or do both sides, or side by side dates, or make really small print ... haha

View PostPuzuma, on 17 December 2012 - 01:31 PM, said:

Just saw that National Geographic is running an "End of the World " special on the 21st.

i will probably just turn on the history channel on one the flat screens and let it run all day getting ready for the party later

View PostThalion, on 18 December 2012 - 12:25 PM, said:

Bring on the apocalypse.
World's going to hell anyway....

in a handbag .. HA




i saw a new theory last night ... kinda wierd ... that the center of earth is actually a blue plasma field and not magma or molten rock. and at the peak moment of the planetary alignment ( i am assuming 7:11AM EST,dec21, 2012; the time of the actual winter solstice ), the elctromagnetic field created will change our planet form the organic one we know, to a crystal one, and we will be transformed from 3D lifeforms into 4D lifeforms. time will no longer exist, and we will exist on some type of existential plane... far out man ... groovy ! i seem to remember something like that from my hallucinogenic past, or maybe just last weekend .. who knows, time and space is just an illusion of our altered state of consciousness ... bwahahaha

maybe i'll just take off in my time and space machine; cleverly disguised as a hot tub; and come back when its all over .... but then i'd miss the party !!!
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Posted 19 December 2012 - 04:40 PM

What sucks about that is I'll have to drive in that. Do you know how hard it is to drive in crystal? I sure don't Mississippi drivers+the end of the world= a whole new level of retardation. A level of retardation that most people don't know about
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Posted 20 December 2012 - 01:20 AM

THURSDAY.DECEMBER 20.2012.
TEOTWAWKI.TOMORROW.7:11AM EST




Breathe deep in the gathering gloom
Watch lights fade from every room
Bedsitter people look back and lament
Another day's useless energy's spent
Impassioned lovers wrestle as one
Lonely man cries for love and has none
New mother picks up and suckles her son
Senior citizens wish they were young
Cold-hearted orb that rules the night
Removes the colors from our sight
Red is grey and yellow white
And we decide which is right
And which is an illusion?



I'll see ya'll on the dark side of the moon.
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Posted 20 December 2012 - 10:31 PM

Day 0. Go time.

Let's do this "FILTERED".
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Posted 20 December 2012 - 11:14 PM

Well, I haven't died yet, so either nothing happened, or PW did a really good job doing whatever he was supposed to do, haha.
I wonder what my neighbors are doing making snarling and screaming noises... Huh.
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Posted 20 December 2012 - 11:34 PM

Let's wait till tomorrow before we celebrate. With my luck, all that blood I was coughing up earlier means I'm Patient Zero.
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Posted 21 December 2012 - 12:21 PM

I was wondering what happened to my vial of T-virus.....
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Posted 21 December 2012 - 08:57 PM

Caught something from a late night Waffle House trip Thursday. Was waiting to see if I died, with specific instructions to double tap me in the head if I did actually die.
But with just over an hour left, I'm getting better and starting to drink some.

Guess we have some time to start saving up for the next potential end.

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Posted 22 December 2012 - 12:27 PM

I'm not sure if I'm glad I survived the end of the world or pissed it didn't really happen.
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Posted 23 December 2012 - 07:39 AM

You're welcome.
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Posted 23 December 2012 - 09:12 AM

SUNDAY.DECEMBER 23.2012.
TEOTWAWKI.25,799 YEARS.363 DAYS.



where do i start ???

pistol whipped ... DUDE ....you're my hero, you're amazing !


from what i can remember, the party was also amazing ... it is still kinda goin on ... i mean, there are still some people here, soooo ...

we didn't get to do the fire pit or the fog machione for two days cuz we had sustained winds of 29mph all the time, gusting up to 50 ... but the hot tub was non stop, and the dj was cool .... unfortunaltely, my music choices were quickly over ruled for something much more "party" related by everyone else ... waah ... but after a few fireballs, i didn't really notice. one of my friends stopped by kinda late after his wife got off work, and she brought around 6 of her friends ... wow, that was awesome. his wife is one the dancers at one of the gentlemens clubs in town. saturday night we finally used the firepit, fog machine and fireworks ... a little late, but we really didn't care


ok, so the countdown to the next TEOTWAWKI has started, see ya'll when it comes around again ??
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Posted 23 December 2012 - 10:28 AM

That's a good news/bad news kind of thing. The bad news is the next one isn't for 394 years.

The good news?
http://abcnews.go.co...62#.UNc-yG_AeIx

The 21st may be the wrong date. The 24th may be the E.o.W..
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Posted 23 December 2012 - 07:10 PM

i havent even bothered with askin anybody to go... and i quit trying to pick it up ... ive got more people coming over on xmas & xmas eve ... so the hell with it. they know my lifestyle, so they'll have to deal witrh it i guess ... all i wanna do is sleep today anyway. everytime i get up from a little nap, i see more people and crap that i wasn't aware of ... blackout moments ? man oh man.

the good news for me is now i get a little more time to build my ultimate teotwawki/zombie fortress here

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Posted 23 December 2012 - 08:57 PM

Nice.

Speaking of parties, I went to a Christmas one the last night at a karaoke place. I showed up late since I'd left straight from work. So everyone had the party going for a while before I arrived. Add to that my step-sister had half a dozen of her early-20s friends/classmates there, and I wasn't complaining. Theater majors, aspiring actresses. And tales of my exploits forestalling the apocalypse were already going around. So everyone's eating, drinking, generally being merry, and I'm still fighting that sinus infection, so I'm mostly keeping off the booze and basically chilling. The girls were already going around trying get under people's skin, but it wasn't working on me. They must have taken that as a challenge.

Next thing I know, they're up on stage dedicating "Mickey" to me. Since that is one of my nicknames, I think no big deal. I've never really paid much attention to the lyrics though.

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Oh Mickey, you're so fine
You're so fine you blow my mind
Hey Mickey, hey Mickey

Hey Mickey
You've been around all night
And that's a little long.
You think you've got the right
But I think you've got it wrong.
Why can't we say goodnight?
So you can take me home Mickey.
Cuz when you say you will
It always means you won't.
You're givin' me the chills
Baby please baby don't
Ev'ry night you still
Leave me all alone Mickey.

Oh Mickey
What a pity you don't understand.
You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand.
Oh Mickey
You're so pretty
Can't you understand.
It's guys like you Mickey
Ooh what you do Mickey
Do Mickey
Don't break my heart Mickey.

Hey Mickey
Now when you take me by the who's
Ever gonna know
And ev'ry time you move
I let a little more show.
There's something you can use
So don't say no Mickey.

So come on and give it to me
Anyway you can
Anyway you want to do it
I'll take it like a man.
But please baby please
Don't leave me in this jam Mickey.

Oh Mickey what a pity you don't understand
You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand.
Oh Mickey
You're so pretty
Can't you understand.
It's guys like you Mickey
Ooh what you do Mickey
Do Mickey
Don't break my heart Mickey.

Oh Mickey, you're so fine
You're so fine you blow my mind
Hey Mickey, hey Mickey

Oh Mickey, you're so fine
You're so fine you blow my mind
Hey Mickey, hey Mickey

Oh Mickey, you're so fine
You're so fine you blow my mind
Hey Mickey

Oh Mickey
What a pity you don't understand
You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand.
Oh Mickey
You're so pretty
Can't you understand.
It's guys like you Mickey
Ooh what you do Mickey
Do Mickey
Don't break my heart Mickey.


Half a dozen pretty hot drunk girls sang this to me. Loudly. And they threw every tease in the book at me while they were singing. By the end of the song they were off stage and crowded around my seat dancing. I kept a disinterested smirk on my face but the blush up to the hairline might have given me away. My stepsister laughed her ass off, the guys were cheering, and I was trying not to pass out.
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Posted 23 December 2012 - 09:01 PM

Mission accomplished.
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