It would have to be a REALLY big shirt though.....
you could always put on some weight, or do both sides, or side by side dates, or make really small print ... haha
i will probably just turn on the history channel on one the flat screens and let it run all day getting ready for the party later
World's going to hell anyway....
in a handbag .. HA
i saw a new theory last night ... kinda wierd ... that the center of earth is actually a blue plasma field and not magma or molten rock. and at the peak moment of the planetary alignment ( i am assuming 7:11AM EST,dec21, 2012; the time of the actual winter solstice ), the elctromagnetic field created will change our planet form the organic one we know, to a crystal one, and we will be transformed from 3D lifeforms into 4D lifeforms. time will no longer exist, and we will exist on some type of existential plane... far out man ... groovy ! i seem to remember something like that from my hallucinogenic past, or maybe just last weekend .. who knows, time and space is just an illusion of our altered state of consciousness ... bwahahaha
maybe i'll just take off in my time and space machine; cleverly disguised as a hot tub; and come back when its all over .... but then i'd miss the party !!!