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Poll: On a crowded bus (10 member(s) have cast votes)

When you are standing and someone squeezes past you, do you

  1. push your crotch into a seated person (1 votes [10.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 10.00%

  2. push your butt into a seated person (4 votes [40.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 40.00%

  3. I try not to think about it. (5 votes [50.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 50.00%

When seated on a crowded bus, what do you perfer to be in your face?

  1. Butt (8 votes [80.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 80.00%

  2. crotch (2 votes [20.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 20.00%

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Posted 01 June 2011 - 12:33 PM

Holy cats... so many good comments & that was only the first page.

Not much experience w/ buses but plenty w/ the subway & planes. In those cases I go by the rule Pirate stated "Passing men, it's Hole to Hole or Pole to Pole. Passing women, it doesn't matter." So it depends on the gender of the other standing/moving person - the seated person just gets the leftovers.

When I'm seated, I'd probably prefer the crotchal region - but I understand that if they are adhering to the same rules I do, that I'm the one getting the leftovers... price you pay for the advantage of sitting, gotta take the good w/ the bad.
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Posted 01 June 2011 - 12:49 PM

does this bus have wheels that go round and round?
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Posted 01 June 2011 - 09:40 PM

It's just generalizing T. Not the short bus.

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Posted 02 June 2011 - 07:53 PM

View PostPrivate Silver, on 29 May 2011 - 04:19 PM, said:

How does one exactly push their crotch into a seated position? person

There. Make more sense? :)

And I would have to say I go case-by-case. I overthink things anyway, so I can usually come up with a reason for why I should face one direction over another. :P
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Posted 03 June 2011 - 12:57 AM

View PostPistolWhipped, on 01 June 2011 - 10:51 AM, said:

If it's a hot chick, I ram my junk in her face. If it ain't, I find another bus.

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I was at a bar tonight. Got crowded toward the end of the Miami-Dallas game. Apparently people in Virginia care about that...
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Posted 13 June 2011 - 05:56 PM

This is the most bizarre discussion I have ever seen....

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Posted 24 June 2011 - 04:13 PM

View PostkcaMhsirI, on 31 May 2011 - 09:57 PM, said:

...but I go both ways...

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Posted 24 June 2011 - 04:34 PM

I avoid large crowds of people. If there's not a space large enough for me to pass, I'll go another way.

The only bus I ride anymore is a school bus.....I prefer not to speculate on that situation. :dodgy:

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