On the bus...
Posted 01 June 2011 - 12:33 PM
Not much experience w/ buses but plenty w/ the subway & planes. In those cases I go by the rule Pirate stated "Passing men, it's Hole to Hole or Pole to Pole. Passing women, it doesn't matter." So it depends on the gender of the other standing/moving person - the seated person just gets the leftovers.
When I'm seated, I'd probably prefer the crotchal region - but I understand that if they are adhering to the same rules I do, that I'm the one getting the leftovers... price you pay for the advantage of sitting, gotta take the good w/ the bad.
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Posted 02 June 2011 - 07:53 PM
There. Make more sense?
And I would have to say I go case-by-case. I overthink things anyway, so I can usually come up with a reason for why I should face one direction over another.
Posted 03 June 2011 - 12:57 AM
I was at a bar tonight. Got crowded toward the end of the Miami-Dallas game. Apparently people in Virginia care about that...
But I was having to weave through the crowd to get to the bar. Which was many dudes. So I was spinning back and forth to follow my hole-hole and pole-pole rule. I get to the bar and the girl I know who was working back there just looked at me like I was insane. I proceeded to explain the rule to her, and how it avoided awkward bumps. She wrote it up on their chalk board of 'Bar Rules' right away.
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Posted 24 June 2011 - 04:13 PM
The seventh grader inside me just died laughing.
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Posted 24 June 2011 - 04:34 PM
The only bus I ride anymore is a school bus.....I prefer not to speculate on that situation.
This post has been edited by I.K.E.: 24 June 2011 - 04:35 PM
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