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#1 User is offline   Benaiah 

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Posted 12 December 2010 - 02:52 PM

Paintball Sniper - paen-t-ball sni-pur - (n) - A participant in a paintball game the chooses to lie in a bush and try to "one-ball" opponents that are carrying enough paint to coat a Prius and can do so in under 30 seconds

EDIT: (this is sarcasm....its supposed to be funny, hopefully you can find it that way)

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Posted 12 December 2010 - 03:39 PM

Do you feel better? Are you making that post just to try and piss people off...?

I am failing to see your point here.

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Posted 12 December 2010 - 04:30 PM

Its supposed to be funny...im not trying to piss anybody off, i dont see how that could even be seen as trying to piss someone off. Its just showcasing the determination of snipers in paintball. I saw it in somewhere on the net. People go into a game knowing full well that all the electros out there can unleash a storm of paint, yet still try to use concealment to get that one well placed shot. the odds are stacked well against them, and sometimes it goes wrong and sometimes it works beautifully.

If anything it is a compliment to the players that try to do this, and even more so to the players that do.
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Posted 13 December 2010 - 05:08 PM

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Posted 13 December 2010 - 07:54 PM

i hate cats.

Take your oversized ego elsewhere. I was simply making an accurate observation. Some might call it cynicism.
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Posted 13 December 2010 - 08:03 PM

I thought it was funny...not LMAO or LOL...but enough to know how it was intended.
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Posted 13 December 2010 - 08:14 PM

I thought that the title was misleading... though funny as Warpaint pointed out. 5N!P3R is right to a certain point... the definition has been debated soo much, that if anything looks official, we jump. When we get here, and we see... this... it pisses the greater part of us off.

I recommend you post any clarifications to your "joke" thread on the same 1st post... that way people dont get irritated or pissed of at you... or worse... start flaming at you. That will save you time and your forum reputation. And was the "I hate cats" comment really necessary?

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Posted 13 December 2010 - 09:06 PM

i do hate cats. theyre up to something. all of them. and that "lol catz" thing was over years ago. But the spelling errors arent to be cool, cats are actually dumber than dogs. theyre just better at acting smart.

(i guess i should put here that this is a joke as well. i do that often. or try)
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Posted 13 December 2010 - 09:10 PM

I agree with beniah!!!!


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Posted 13 December 2010 - 11:00 PM

0_o Cats are Godly. Screw dogs. My cats are super smart...they outsmart me all the time. :( Much to my dismay

As to the topic. As long as this doesn't devolve into a flame war, we will just let it stay. *wonders why pokemon can't devolve* errr anyways...i can't even carry a pod of paint with me anymore it feels so heavy. I love just having 5 ten round tubes strappped somewhere on me. Makes things easy

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Posted 14 December 2010 - 03:26 AM

View PostMobles, on 13 December 2010 - 11:10 PM, said:

I agree with beniah!!!!


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Affirmative. I left you a pink one in the urinal. its safe to eat, trust me.

Pokemon can devolve. Just turn off the gameboy without saving since you evolved them (this doesnt work with real-life pokemon, sadly). I had to do that once because pikachu needed thunder.

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Posted 14 December 2010 - 09:34 AM

Wow.


Snipers

LoL Catz

Pokemon

This thread has covered the bases!



How come I like both cats and dogs?
Oh, and my Pokemon deck is dbomb!

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Posted 14 December 2010 - 02:23 PM

That's just silly. Lolcats will never die.

I was just razzin' you dude, as mentioned, more than anything I was just kinda... let down by what was actually contained in the thread. Was hoping for a little more than the typical "paintball snipers don't waste paint like all those speedball REALLY HAPPY PERSONzorz" posts. We get it, you hate fun. =P
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Posted 14 December 2010 - 05:36 PM

View Postmurdercrow, on 14 December 2010 - 04:23 PM, said:

That's just silly. Lolcats will never die.

I was just razzin' you dude, as mentioned, more than anything I was just kinda... let down by what was actually contained in the thread. Was hoping for a little more than the typical "paintball snipers don't waste paint like all those speedball REALLY HAPPY PERSONzorz" posts. We get it, you hate fun. =P


the funny thing, is, i dont consider myself a "sniper" i love unloading paint, but usually im playing with a bunch of walk ons with 98s, and thats just not nice. i unload some on the regulars, but mostly we play for fun. Theres no speedball fields there either, so that might help. I just knew that snipers in paintball are a point of conflict, and i thought i could try to bring the absurdity of the situation into view. Sometimes, the guys with the most paint win, but sometimes its the guy you think is a bush that wins. either way, youre both having fun so whats the difference?

im also a little grumpy because i havent played in like three weeks...stupid work. hopefully this weekend.
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Posted 14 December 2010 - 05:42 PM

I drop kick cats for fun....sorry lego
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