Have you ever wanted to shoot your boyfriend, or one of his/your friends, without the risk of being lit up?
Have you ever wanted to just go out there and simply mow some faces just for fun?
Have you ever felt the need to get rid of some of that pent up frustration?
Now you can.
The Bad Monkeys Armor Division is looking to crew several of our tanks with spirited women of all persuasions. No wilting violets, no cutesy wutesies, just women serious about doing some serious damage. You can spend all your time in safety just mowing down those irritating A-holes that say A girl play paintball? Yeah, right if you want to or you can split your time with the ground troops, the choice is yours. We have acquired The DEMON tank which was previously owned by Ronbo and Shewolf of Gone Ballistic and operated with an all female crew (with the exception of the driver). We wish to continue this tradition and expand it to more tanks.
Guys, have you been unsuccessful in getting your woman interesting in playing? This is your chance.
We are also looking for some younger (smaller) players that would be interested in crewing a couple of tanks. Consider being a driver for us if you are the father of a player and cannot get around the field very well anymore.
We are based out of Orlando but play all over the state.
Contact Baroness (Bad Monkeys Armor Lt. Commander) on Facebook or email email@example.com or contact me (Bad Monkeys Armor Commander) here
This post has been edited by cookie: 08 October 2010 - 06:08 AM