Anti-rants and Pet-unpeeves Those times life just works out perfect
Posted 08 November 2009 - 09:05 PM
I've been busy being awesome.
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"Overkill is underrated." -Col. John "Hannibal" Smith
... another Staff granted wish.
Posted 09 November 2009 - 03:48 PM
Music. Playing it hearing it feeling it whatever.
Dogs and cats sleeping with me.
Catching girls throwing me looks.
The woods and nature.
MacDev 06 Cyborg, AGD Tac-One
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Posted 09 November 2009 - 09:14 PM
Now this is just a hunch I have, but does anyone else get the feeling that Becc has a small MAN PART?
After I posted on PBN for lawls as peacemaker:
Men, and I use the term lightly... no one cares who has the bigger MAN PART except you two, and I advise you care less (at least outwardly) at the risk of both apearing to have small-MAN PART-syndrome. Or at the very least, take it to PM's, for my sanity.
Posted 15 November 2009 - 05:16 PM
Great Day. Probably the best day of my life today.
I long for the life of a patio owner. Guitar, a grill, and laying in a hammock with the one you love staring at the skyline and the sunsets.
Posted 15 November 2009 - 09:54 PM
"You say that it is your custom to burn widows. Very well. We also have a custom: when men burn a woman alive, we tie a rope around their necks and we hang them. Build your funeral pyre; beside it, my carpenters will build a gallows. You may follow your custom. And then we will follow ours."
~ Sir Charles Napier, referring to the practice of suttee
~ Like the leaves of the forest when Summer is green, That host with their banners at sunset were seen:
Like the leaves of the forest when Autumn hath blown, That host on the morrow lay withered and strown. ~ Destruction of Sennacherib
~ Believe me, dear Sir: there is not in the American states a man who more cordially loves a union with his country than I do. But, by the God that made me, I will cease to exist before I yield to a connection on such terms as the United States Congress proposes; and in this, I think I speak the sentiments of America. ~ Thomas Jefferson (modernized)
Posted 15 November 2009 - 10:30 PM
Posted 18 November 2009 - 07:51 PM
i love crazy old women. need to not avoid 'disoriented and public nudity' calls less often. after the 10 gallons of eye bleach, i can look back on the conversation gleefully.
M: Do you know where you are?
H: Dave's house.
M: Good. But we want to take you to the hospital anyway.
H: NO! I dont want to go to Dave's house!
M: Ok, well what day is it?
H: What a stupid question. Its obviously Thursday.
M: Actually, its Wednesday
H: No it isn't, you crazy girl!
M: Ok, so ready to get on the stretcher?
H: I forget.
H: I forget.
H: WAIT I HAVE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING!
H: You aren't listening to me you're oggling the other little boy (who was actually a 50yo guy and i was looking at him to keep from laughing)
M: *turning to look at her* You have my full attention.
H: Why? Arent you supposed to be getting me on the stretcher?
H: WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE I DONT KNOW THEM
M: *listing everyone once again*, theyve been here since the beggining.
H: Nonsense! of course they havent.
M: Actually, they have.
H: Who are you?
M: Danielle, Ma'am.
H: You are not
M: Actually, yeah I am...
H: You guys say IM confused, but you dont even know who these people are or when they really got here!
...rinse and repeat...
Posted 18 November 2009 - 09:23 PM
2 My girl coming over because she misses "me" thus resulting in number 1
3 Hitting the interstate at 15psi of boost ~300hp with 5FDP- Death Before Dishonor playing in the background
4 Getting my paycheck
5 The office
6 Drifting in a new set of tires - without hitting cones on the AutoX course
7 Cleaning my engine bay
8 Getting bonus for showing up to class(who goes to college anymore lol)
And my overall favorite:
Watching some TV-without commercials, typically SGU- on a Friday night, my girl snuggled up next to me under a warm blanket, with a large, cheese stuffed crust, pepperoni pizza in my lap with a DrPepper and Rum on the side; then falling asleep right after eating all of the pizza.
The TV can be replaced with a meteor shower, and Id still be more than happy - Falling asleep on the roof of my house FTW. Waking up the next morning... not so much lol
This post has been edited by Xakk: 18 November 2009 - 09:24 PM
Posted 18 November 2009 - 11:43 PM
Guerillas arent endangered, they're just hard to find...sXe
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