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Anti-rants and Pet-unpeeves Those times life just works out perfect Rate Topic: -----

#1591 User is offline   Pirate 

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Posted 16 May 2012 - 11:14 PM

Finally working a job, in a kitchen, where even dealing with the nonsense is still entertaining. And I'm getting paid better than my old job.
Plus, we got some cute waitresses.

I can easily afford my concealment holster now, and that's if I don't wait a month and buy a whole new compact/sub-compact gun and holster...

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Posted 31 May 2012 - 03:28 PM

I'm proud of myself for losing over 25 lbs since Christmas, and actually starting to get cut...feels good bro
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Posted 31 May 2012 - 03:43 PM

Nice. I've been doing some running after six months of ass-sitting. Feels good to hit the road again. Now, if only I could find my inhaler...
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Posted 31 May 2012 - 04:27 PM

Asthma bother you?
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Posted 31 May 2012 - 07:34 PM

Yeah. I can run okay, but if I have my inhaler, my lungs have a much easier time and I can go longer
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Posted 01 June 2012 - 02:27 AM

Got command of a unit at the Fulda Gap scenario, and I have a bunch of guys ready to roll (the game isn't until November).

And I sort of have a date with a girl from work. Nothing major (beer olympics with the rest of the people at work, but she and I are going to lunch before and maybe dinner afterward).
But that's more "date" than I've had in 2 or 3 years. AND she's asked me about going and playing paintball some time. Major bonus points.

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Posted 01 June 2012 - 10:37 PM

A co-worker of men had a guy at his table being a huge douche. He couldn't find one good drink on the menu so he ordered water. A bucket of water. He didn't care where the bucket of water came from, just as long as it was water. Well, my buddy goes to get a bucket, leans into the duck pond and gets the man a bucket of water. Weeds and all. The guys reaction was priceless
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Posted 03 June 2012 - 04:05 AM

Just finished up yesterday getting additions added to my deck ... so how is the best way to try it out ?? PARTAY tonight !!! It actually is gonna get started in the late afternoon with a big bbq / cookout, but it will last a good while ... and i happen to know of one lady who is gonna show up who really likes my ....umm "hot tub" .. heh heh..i just gotta string my lights today and everything else is ready to go ... I got some really annoying pink flamingo bubbler lights, some red hot chili pepper lights, and some sun-moon-stars lights that at least will make everybody talk about how ugly they are. Of course, the alcohol usually helps with that too !

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Posted 04 June 2012 - 08:46 AM

mananged to succesfully run a paintball event for 60 people, which ran from Fri-Sunday, that's a long time to manage everything for an event including game design, reffing, food stuff, and everything else that goes into an event. I'm ildly proud of myself, and it was a unanimous decison among the leaders that I should earn my rank as a "major" which makes me one of the top 5 highest ranking indivduals at the event. (We have a ranking system that makes for a nice structure on teams as far as leading, Major is one rank below colonel which only 2 people hold right now.
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Posted 04 June 2012 - 01:46 PM

Hats off to you Mack for pulling it off and making it sound professional :)
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Posted 05 June 2012 - 05:39 PM

Sundays party went off without a shanizzle .. haha .. and everyone lied and said they liked the bodacious decorative lights i put around the deck and hot tub... i gotta admit though, the pink flamingos weren't TOO awful, but the chili peppers were almost obscene looking, and the moon and stars were kinda kiddie ... lol .. but once the alcohol kicked in, i don't think anyone noticed them anyway.. haha

oh ya .. and i made a new "friend"

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Posted 08 June 2012 - 03:28 PM

You and your friends..


My boss came up to me and personally handed me a hundred dollar bonus check today after work...not bad
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Posted 08 June 2012 - 03:47 PM

Man, rackin up the cash
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Posted 09 June 2012 - 12:22 AM

Got a new trigger for my Marq Closer, ordering a new Stiffi Switch kit early next week, and a new speedball field is up about an hour from me (actual PSP fields).
And they're giving me Sundays off at work because 1: We're always slow and 2: I need a day to play ball.

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We put our glass to the sky and lift up. And live tonight 'cause you can't take it with ya. So raise a pint for the people that aren't with us. And live tonight 'cause you can't take it with ya...
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Posted 12 June 2012 - 08:39 PM

had what ended up being a hella party over the weekend. i think there was 40+ people there at different times, and there were about 12 or so that slept over in the sand pit. It started out on friday night and ended sunday sometime. had the fire pit going, the bbq fired up, and a keg which did not last long. i ran out of most of my liquor and other supplies... but it was fun. I have an area about 23' diameter from an old corn crib that i tore down and kept 3' of the stone foundation to sit on and have as a barrier, then i brought in sand and covered it in. in the center of that i have about a 7' firepit that i use to burn logs, and whatever will light. so anyway, a bunch of people slept on the sand barrier after they got too "happy" to drive home. i haven't had s'mores in years, but a lot of people brought the marshmallows and chocolate, so we stayed up LATE just chillin and talkin till it was too late for most of them to head home. but when saturday came and it started all over, i just went with it .... the only bad experience was that some chick yakked in my hot tub. I spent Sunday and Monday draining the damn thing, bleaching it, and then re-filling it up ... i guess she didnt like my pink flamingo and red hot chili pepper lights .. :(

anyway, i am still finding stuff outin the yard from those 2 nights
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