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#16 User is offline   Pirate 

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Posted 04 October 2009 - 11:42 PM

My Dad grew two up houses down from Emeril Lagasse. I've smoked cigars with him. Guess where I'm going to college? Same place as Emeril. Guess what scholarship I got...the one donated by Emeril. I'll probably end up working for him, too.
Dad's college roommate is in with the Italian Mafia. They're some good fellas :wacko: Helped us out a couple of times. Gave me a job the one of the family restaurants.

So if my Dad can't beat up your Dad, Uncle "Paulie" will come over with some "Associates" break your kneecaps, then fit you for some cement shoes...

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Posted 09 November 2009 - 05:14 PM

My dad has been to Hawaii 285 times this year.
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Posted 24 February 2010 - 08:01 PM

mafia dude wins

my dad got into a gas station fight with 4 gangstas...but they forgot their gats so they wer screwed my dad got the cops called on him for publicly beating the crap out of people thus publicly humiliating them :P :huh:
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Posted 25 February 2010 - 08:39 PM

Close call, but I'm going to give it to Hawaii dad because there was probably less legal fallout from that one.

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Posted 21 March 2010 - 01:53 PM

My dad plays video games with me. :laugh:
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Posted 10 April 2010 - 01:23 PM

Brother going to Crane wins.

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Posted 12 April 2010 - 09:26 PM

Sebastian wins, especially if his fire team calls him Flounder instead. Or Arielle.

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Posted 13 April 2010 - 09:33 AM

My dad is a chemical engineer for Cover-girl. He gets unlimited and the latest stylish make-up for my mom, his wife, and he has fun filled photo shoots with all the cover-girl models at work on an almost daily basis. He runs division representation in places like Switzerland, Mexico, and Germany, and regularly attends business trips to these countries. One month worth of pay renovated my basement, put a 72" plasma in my basement, a pool in the backyard, a fence around it, a projection TV for movies on the flat-side of our house, and new grass for the backyard to cover up what the damn dogs did. Oh, and a year later, a Mazda3 for myself, 09, and a new tiburon, 08 for the brother. Not to mention covering court costs for my sister's divorce and child custody. Did I mention he almost made the Olympic swim team in his day?

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Posted 14 April 2010 - 09:27 PM

View PostTREE FITTY, on Apr 13 2010, 11:33 AM, said:

My dad is a chemical engineer for Cover-girl. He gets unlimited and the latest stylish make-up for my mom, his wife, and he has fun filled photo shoots with all the cover-girl models at work on an almost daily basis. He runs division representation in places like Switzerland, Mexico, and Germany, and regularly attends business trips to these countries. One month worth of pay renovated my basement, put a 72" plasma in my basement, a pool in the backyard, a fence around it, a projection TV for movies on the flat-side of our house, and new grass for the backyard to cover up what the damn dogs did. Oh, and a year later, a Mazda3 for myself, 09, and a new tiburon, 08 for the brother. Not to mention covering court costs for my sister's divorce and child custody. Did I mention he almost made the Olympic swim team in his day?



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Posted 15 April 2010 - 06:33 AM

my dad is small compact and has sharp corners that will give you splinters if your not careful and no matter who you dad is you cant hurt my dad and he has nothing to fear from your dad or anyone he brings with.
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Posted 27 February 2012 - 08:34 PM

I can beat up my dad....
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Posted 27 February 2012 - 08:44 PM

My dad can't beat up anyone. He is an airline pilot.
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Posted 27 February 2012 - 08:59 PM

That's pretty rad. My dad designs planes for Boeing lol...Most recent achievement being the Dreamliner...but im sure he'd much rather be up ere flyin em
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Posted 27 February 2012 - 09:33 PM

No crap? That's legit man.
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Posted 27 February 2012 - 10:32 PM

Yeah, well I mean he is like one of the 1200 designers haha
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