Break A Wish Thread

Break A Wish Thread Again, but this time with rules

#616 Mobles

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Posted 08 February 2012 - 09:36 PM

Ok wish granted, time has been reveresed, as previously wished for by the dissapeared Mobles, but, the fat lady still sees the delicious, chocolate morsel, and instead of running you down she pulls out a Uzi and blows 30 holes into your pitiful body, and the eats the chocolate donut...

I wish wish I hadent wished my previous wish

Life is short, get off your couch
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#617 IrishMack

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Posted 08 February 2012 - 09:41 PM

do I hear a bird tweeting......it's awful quiet now that Mobley doesn't exist anymore...

I wish my chem homework did itself.

"I could be your third wheel."
"You know that's not a good thing right?"
"Of course it is, it adds more grip, greater stability"

"Gives it color he says, it'll look good he says...Filthy liar" (in regards to Puzuma)

#618 stinkfingr

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Posted 08 February 2012 - 11:28 PM

*BING* .. your chem homework is done ... and surprise !!! .. it is all correct. the prof realizes this is all some big mistake so you fail for cheating and get kicked out of skool

i wish my alma mater was #1 in the country in football

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Posted 09 February 2012 - 04:10 PM

Failing to be more specific, your alma mater is now #1 in Luxembourg in football.

I wish I could go back to Colorado a few more times this winter...

#620 stinkfingr

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Posted 09 February 2012 - 05:31 PM

*BLAM* you are back in colorado ... unfortunately you are dirt poor, so you have to take a job while you are there, and you land one with the sewage department, walking and cleaning the underground sewers of Denver for the 12 hours of daylight. At night you are so "pooped out" (pun intended), that all you can do is muster the strength to lay down and sleep.... and so the cycle goes every day

i wish i had a perpetual motion machine

#621 Mobles

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Posted 09 February 2012 - 05:34 PM

You do, but tony stark breaks it....sorry

I wish I had some creativity after 12 hour work days

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#622 stinkfingr

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Posted 09 February 2012 - 05:42 PM

haha .. i actually knew a guy named tony starks years ago ...

*KaPOW* .. you invent the new energy drink called "ALL THE RAGE", guaranteed to give you hours of longlasting creativity after just 1 drink ... the one "nasty" side effect is that it puts you into a coma if you ever stop drinking it, and you just slurped down the last one ....

i wish i was KING OF THE WORLD

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Posted 09 February 2012 - 06:38 PM

You are king of the world, but kings need queens, and So you marry a super model...but after six months you you have a heart attack from to much you know and you die

I wish life was a simple as the movies

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Posted 09 February 2012 - 09:48 PM

Life is as simple as the movies - the really really bad movies that you wish you could get two hours of your life back after watching. Life is now hopelessly predictable, cheesy, and filled with horrendous special effects.

I wish my software would cooperate with me so I could actually get some research done...

#625 Ace-014

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Posted 15 May 2012 - 07:00 PM

You're software starts actually cooperating with you, because it's an A.I., and more specifically, that A.I. is the beginning of Skynet. The program convinces you to download pornography and hijacks an incoming virus. The A.I. uses the virus to control your computer, escape it, and begins enslaving government supercomputers, and along with it, the world.

There is no Control-Alt-Delete for this.

I wish I never had to sleep.

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#626 stinkfingr

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Posted 15 May 2012 - 07:18 PM

POW ... your eyelids are gone. you have them no more. no matter how hard you try , sleep evades you because you cannot ever close your eyes again .. over time, you go mad over the lack of REM activity and lose your mind

i wish i had a bowl of vanilla ice cream with chocolate syrup

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Posted 15 May 2012 - 07:22 PM

Hey if Major Pain can learn to sleep with his eyes open, why can't I!
You get your Ice cream, but just cause what's on it is brown and gooey, doesn't mean it's chocolate syrup.

I wish that the weather stays like this (Warm, light and rainy) for a little while longer.

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#628 stinkfingr

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Posted 15 May 2012 - 07:26 PM

it stays perfect, unfortunately, you kicked the flight deck's bulldog and you have been sent to the brig. the only time you get out is for KP duty, and then back to the brig. your ship gets restationed to the antarctic, and that is when you finally get out ...

i wish i had some hot babes in my hot tub right now

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Posted 15 May 2012 - 07:41 PM

You're in the hot tub, and you're as hot as the babes...which sounds weird until you realize the word "hot" has been used in a literal sense, and that the reason all of you are hot is because you've been locked in the hot tub underneath it's lid, and the water is at a nice steamy 340 degrees Fahrenheit .

And luckily for me, I probably never be stationed on a carrier.
Whew.

I wish for world peace!

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#630 stinkfingr

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Posted 15 May 2012 - 10:28 PM

*POOF* ..... Metta World Peace instantly appears in your living room, freaks out when he can't figure out what just happened, where he is, and who you are, and puts a beat down on you worse than James Harding ... basically leaves you so that you're sipping your meals through a straw for the rest of your life in a wheelchair

i wish i had some tapioca pudding