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So you're gonna bring a girl to play? A how-to guide. Rate Topic: ***** 5 Votes

#16 User is offline   scurvy 

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Posted 13 April 2009 - 08:30 PM

Thanks for the info, Becc. Maybe we'll do paintball AND helicopter before August.
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Posted 13 April 2009 - 08:32 PM

lol best of luck. just dont die of fright on the helecopter ride. piece of advice: dont offer an option if you cant stand them choosing it.
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Posted 13 April 2009 - 08:49 PM

perfect timing Becc. I'm bringin my chick friend out this next saturday and i was totally worried about what to tell her to bring. I agree with the rest of the guys tho, i think imma have to reread the rest of the topic AFTER the thong part :dodgy: lol thanks for the tips
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Posted 13 April 2009 - 09:27 PM

Amazing write-up, Becc. Very nice job! Ironically, I just took my girlfriend and sister Speedballing Saturday. I think I did pretty well preparing them (gave them each a pair of BDU lowers and uppers), but my girl still cried a couple times... ;) :dodgy: She held her own, though, and my sister owned me when I tried to bunker her... I ran past the beer can and sent a few balls her way only to catch one on the top of my head and one in my butt... :blink: :dry: But again, great job making that list! Oh, and a suggestion for after the game:
Kiss or gently massage each welt - it'll win you big points when you show her that you care about her and acknowledge how delicate she is (if she's not a tomboy).
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Posted 13 April 2009 - 10:00 PM

View PostSpektre, on Apr 13 2009, 09:27 PM, said:

Amazing write-up, Becc. Very nice job! Ironically, I just took my girlfriend and sister Speedballing Saturday. I think I did pretty well preparing them (gave them each a pair of BDU lowers and uppers), but my girl still cried a couple times... ;) :dodgy: She held her own, though, and my sister owned me when I tried to bunker her... I ran past the beer can and sent a few balls her way only to catch one on the top of my head and one in my butt... :dry: ;) But again, great job making that list! Oh, and a suggestion for after the game:
Kiss or gently massage each welt - it'll win you big points when you show her that you care about her and acknowledge how delicate she is (if she's not a tomboy).


And if she is, just keep hitting them :blink:

Don't do that...Although you may find it funny, she'll find it funnier when she knocks you out...

How well do sandanas or any type of head gear fit on a girls head, hair, pony tail? If a girl is worried about getting her hair all oily from paint, be a good way to help protect that delicate hair.
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Posted 13 April 2009 - 10:30 PM

I only have one thing to say... You're crazy. Thongs are NOT comfortable.... :dodgy:
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Posted 13 April 2009 - 10:45 PM

^^^ It's an acquired taste. Much like spam gumbo.


Becc I'm gonna try this stuff on my wife! Thanks!
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Posted 14 April 2009 - 09:04 AM

View PostAgnoeo, on Apr 14 2009, 01:00 AM, said:

View PostSpektre, on Apr 13 2009, 09:27 PM, said:

Amazing write-up, Becc. Very nice job! Ironically, I just took my girlfriend and sister Speedballing Saturday. I think I did pretty well preparing them (gave them each a pair of BDU lowers and uppers), but my girl still cried a couple times... ;) :rolleyes: She held her own, though, and my sister owned me when I tried to bunker her... I ran past the beer can and sent a few balls her way only to catch one on the top of my head and one in my butt... :blink: :dry: But again, great job making that list! Oh, and a suggestion for after the game:
Kiss or gently massage each welt - it'll win you big points when you show her that you care about her and acknowledge how delicate she is (if she's not a tomboy).


And if she is, just keep hitting them :laugh:

Don't do that...Although you may find it funny, she'll find it funnier when she knocks you out...

How well do sandanas or any type of head gear fit on a girls head, hair, pony tail? If a girl is worried about getting her hair all oily from paint, be a good way to help protect that delicate hair.

haha... yeah... my boyfriend made the mistake of doing that once... poor thing forgot that his entire back was covered in bleeding welts...

also side note, even massaging sucks. but kissing=major brownie points even for tomboys

as far as headgear, bandanas are the way to go. i personally find sandanas akward fit-wise, and they dont keep the oil out of your hair. also a backwards baseball cap works, but bandanas are still my favorite. shes pretty much going to have to accept her hair will get a bit oily though. I use swimmers shampoo (designed to get chlorine and stuff out) after paintball and itworks great

View PostWild Cat, on Apr 14 2009, 01:30 AM, said:

I only have one thing to say... You're crazy. Thongs are NOT comfortable.... :wacko:

lol, youre crazy. you just havent found the right thong yet. if you get one that fits right its like heaven on earth. Like you arent even wearing undergarmets...
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Posted 14 April 2009 - 04:48 PM

i just emailed this topic to 3 friends who want to go pballing. thanks becc! you rock!

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Posted 15 April 2009 - 12:36 AM

Becc, you mind if I use this? (giving proper credit, of course)
I'm organizing a paintball day with a bunch of people from work, and all the girls are asking me what I usually wear. Seeing as how I usually wear $150 speedball pants, I need to give them some other options, and this is excellent. I'm just copy/pasting the first post to the facebook page.

And to avoid the girl I'm currently attempting to court from seeing some of the other 'advice' :laugh:
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Posted 15 April 2009 - 07:26 AM

View PostPirate, on Apr 15 2009, 03:36 AM, said:

Becc, you mind if I use this? (giving proper credit, of course)
I'm organizing a paintball day with a bunch of people from work, and all the girls are asking me what I usually wear. Seeing as how I usually wear $150 speedball pants, I need to give them some other options, and this is excellent. I'm just copy/pasting the first post to the facebook page.

And to avoid the girl I'm currently attempting to court from seeing some of the other 'advice' :)



no you cant... :)

i put this there for people to use it. but oh come on you gotta post the whole thing, tell her shes welcome to come provided she wear a thong :P



Added some more tips at the end to address girls who dont want to go.

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Posted 15 April 2009 - 02:19 PM

View PostSpektre, on Apr 13 2009, 10:27 PM, said:

Oh, and a suggestion for after the game:
Kiss or gently massage each welt - it'll win you big points when you show her that you care about her and acknowledge how delicate she is (if she's not a tomboy).

I hope you weren't doing that for your sister...........
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Posted 15 April 2009 - 04:55 PM

good tips thanks alot

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Posted 15 April 2009 - 05:17 PM

Eh, some of it was excessive but it gets people thinking.
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Posted 15 April 2009 - 11:23 PM

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ive taken direct boob shots to a white bra while wearing a 'tissue paper thin' tank and didnt even wash it for a week, as well as a direct crotch shot (we wont go there) with baby pink underwear and orange paint. Plus, me and a friend were just discussing how she found a matching camo bra/thong set at walmart on sale for 8 bucks that she paintballs in.


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