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Protecting our man-ness Whats do you guys use?

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Posted 09 February 2009 - 06:58 PM

Yeah...that was what I was thinking......New is the way to go.....But I have to post every little thing that comes to my mind.... :(

Thanks for the info....

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Posted 09 February 2009 - 06:59 PM

View Postnchittendon, on Feb 9 2009, 06:47 PM, said:

View PostBecc, on Feb 9 2009, 05:03 PM, said:

my friend got one (she has some very very large breasts) after her first shot ever in paintball



Is she single!?

Sorry, had to. I was actually surprised no one has.

lol! sorry mate, shes a lesbian. and very much in the 'almost never single' relm. if i had to get my bra's custom made at age 15 i would be there too i suppose though...

as far as the towel idea goes, i actually keep a towel tucked into my pants all the time anyway. it comes in useful way more often than youd think. fogging goggles, wiping paint off a gun if you dont go back to a staging area between matches, and something other than your arm to hold up when youre out if its really that bad.


View PostViolator, on Feb 9 2009, 08:02 PM, said:

And Becc, it's not nice to tease the little boys with "feminine products" concealed in your purse! It's evil and funny as hell! :) Nicely played.


lol its their own faults. seriously half of em are married men youd think theyd see it coming. still, it was priceless. the particular guy doing the searching was about 17 and brand new to the team so didnt know how mean i am. Unzips, and instantly hurls it across the table as hard as he can and goes "JESUS BLEEPING CHRIST! I DONT NEED TO BLEEPING SEE THAT BLEEPBLEEP!" of course, this attracts the attention of someone who hasnt been paying attention. he comes over and goes what?! dude one points to my purse which is now laying on the ground, dude two picks it up (smart one he is) screams, and drops it again. Im about dying and spray soda everywhere. good times

anyway back on topic lol

View PostT-Freak, on Feb 9 2009, 08:36 PM, said:

they technically are not underpants..least i hope not..cuz guys walk around in them at my field after the end of the day :(


guys walk around my field in boxers at the end of the day.. disturbing, that. usually its just cause theyre too lazy to go to the potty to change though

View PostViolator, on Feb 9 2009, 08:42 PM, said:

I did manage to find out that Dye did make a paintball bra at one point, and here's a company that makes something that might work for the gals. I also remember years ago seeing a pink "paintball bra" that looked really goofy- kind of like two pink British WWI helmets tied together with white elastic. Probably an ad in an old APG or something... I'll have to look.


lol violator, i do find the paintball bra... interesting, though completely stupid. most girls just wear a padded bra to play. Thats basically a padded sports bra... which is like... idk... like wearing flannel pj's to play instead of silk ones. a ball shot will still hurt, without a noteable difference. second link is kinda what i was talking about. this is what i got alyssa: http://shop.fencing.net/Women_s_Chest_Prot...p/fdn-10401.htm

id so buy that other thing and wear it over my clothes just for the hell of it.. if anyone ever sees it on ebay PLEASE tell me. id put you in my not-yet-made-becc thinks you rock more than chocolate list.


yet another random becc sidetrack: ick factor is about equal to the used underwear they sell at the salvation army. and the lingerie section is about up there too. my almost part of a halloween costume was put back ubruptly after a stain was spotted...

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Posted 09 February 2009 - 07:33 PM

A cheap dick's fanny pack is the only way to go. It saved my boys many times in the outlaw days. I usually tuck a towel or cloth in my belt to wipe with. :( I mean clean myself of fog/dirt/paint splatter on my phantom.

I kind of feel like an idiot for clicking on Becc's bra links. Now my mom or someone is going to come in here and look at my history and see that I have been looking at womens sports bras... tyvm :dry: I just wear compression shorts. They do not have any padding though.

I just pray that I don't get shot down there. There are some things that you just cannot protect.

About the purse thing... I fell asleep in school on a girls purse. When I woke up, I told her how "soft and cushy" it was. Let's just say that it wasn't a pillow... :) I freaked.

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Posted 09 February 2009 - 07:40 PM

You guys are goofy. What is the big deal about feminine products? I ain't skeered of 'em. Shoot, I even buy 'em for my wife when necessary (Christmas was the last time). The GROSS ones, are the USED ones. Sorry to go there, but how about some perspective huh?

Actually, pads are great in first aid kits....very absorbent.
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Posted 09 February 2009 - 08:20 PM

View PostBAGELS, on Feb 9 2009, 08:33 PM, said:

I kind of feel like an idiot for clicking on Becc's bra links. Now my mom or someone is going to come in here and look at my history and see that I have been looking at womens sports bras... tyvm :P



Yeah same here. They'll start wondering why i'm looking at bras :laugh:
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Posted 09 February 2009 - 08:28 PM

View Postoutlaw-master, on Feb 9 2009, 09:20 PM, said:

View PostBAGELS, on Feb 9 2009, 08:33 PM, said:

I kind of feel like an idiot for clicking on Becc's bra links. Now my mom or someone is going to come in here and look at my history and see that I have been looking at womens sports bras... tyvm :(



Yeah same here. They'll start wondering why i'm looking at bras :laugh:


Bras work well for manboobs...:P
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Posted 09 February 2009 - 08:33 PM

View PostI.K.E., on Feb 10 2009, 05:40 AM, said:

You guys are goofy. What is the big deal about feminine products? I ain't skeered of 'em. Shoot, I even buy 'em for my wife when necessary (Christmas was the last time). The GROSS ones, are the USED ones. Sorry to go there, but how about some perspective huh?

Actually, pads are great in first aid kits....very absorbent.


Coming from the guy that wears pink camo. :P And is also 2 years old according to your profile? :laugh:

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Posted 10 February 2009 - 12:32 AM

View PostBecc, on Feb 9 2009, 08:59 PM, said:

lol! sorry mate, shes a lesbian. and very much in the 'almost never single' relm. if i had to get my bra's custom made at age 15 i would be there too i suppose though...

as far as the towel idea goes, i actually keep a towel tucked into my pants all the time anyway. it comes in useful way more often than youd think. fogging goggles, wiping paint off a gun if you dont go back to a staging area between matches, and something other than your arm to hold up when youre out if its really that bad.

Should have told me you were getting her that, i'd have bought it for you honey.

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View PostViolator, on Feb 9 2009, 08:42 PM, said:

I did manage to find out that Dye did make a paintball bra at one point, and here's a company that makes something that might work for the gals. I also remember years ago seeing a pink "paintball bra" that looked really goofy- kind of like two pink British WWI helmets tied together with white elastic. Probably an ad in an old APG or something... I'll have to look.


lol violator, i do find the paintball bra... interesting, though completely stupid. most girls just wear a padded bra to play. Thats basically a padded sports bra... which is like... idk... like wearing flannel pj's to play instead of silk ones. a ball shot will still hurt, without a noteable difference. second link is kinda what i was talking about. this is what i got alyssa: http://shop.fencing.net/Women_s_Chest_Prot...p/fdn-10401.htm

id so buy that other thing and wear it over my clothes just for the hell of it.. if anyone ever sees it on ebay PLEASE tell me. id put you in my not-yet-made-becc thinks you rock more than chocolate list.

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Posted 11 February 2009 - 01:22 PM

I went ahead and got some Dye slide shorts and the padding will be reassuring!
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Posted 11 February 2009 - 01:34 PM

usually I wear jeans. and the thick crotch thingy helps. But I have been shot in the giggle berries berfore. and it does hurt quite a bit.
Although If I ever see a nice pair of slider shorts im definatly getting those.
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Posted 11 February 2009 - 03:34 PM

How well does the extra padding sown onto pants work? By pants I mean Dye Pants, SpecOps Pants, etc.
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Posted 11 February 2009 - 06:48 PM

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Posted 11 February 2009 - 06:59 PM

get a crotch cup or just chance it. i stopped wearing the cup because it was annoying as hell, and that same game i got rounded in the brothers. twice. since then it's only happened one other time, by a chick...
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Posted 11 February 2009 - 07:02 PM

View PostBAGELS, on Feb 9 2009, 09:33 PM, said:

View PostI.K.E., on Feb 10 2009, 05:40 AM, said:

You guys are goofy. What is the big deal about feminine products? I ain't skeered of 'em. Shoot, I even buy 'em for my wife when necessary (Christmas was the last time). The GROSS ones, are the USED ones. Sorry to go there, but how about some perspective huh?

Actually, pads are great in first aid kits....very absorbent.


Coming from the guy that wears pink camo. :P And is also 2 years old according to your profile? :wacko:


Bagels, you know me well. ;) And I thought people didn't notice me around here. Pink camo rocks. Although, wife got me another dye pack 'cause she says the pink is fading.....

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Posted 12 February 2009 - 10:08 PM

I take a bath towel, fold it 5 times and stuff it down the front of my camos. Works every time. My older brother has a dark rubber bathmat that he hangs from the front, that works good too.
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