lonegunm4n, on Oct 7 2008, 08:47 PM, said:
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Cilio could be the only player on the SP team, and still easily defeat all the other teams.
Excerpt from www.worldoftb.com
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Dave Cilio can actually drop your base yesterday.
When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Dave Cilio jersey he was wearing.
If at first you don't succeed, you're not Dave Cilio.
If Dave Cilio were a calendar, every month would be named Ciliotober, and every day he'd drop your base and shoot you in the face.
Fear is not the only emotion Dave Cilio can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get shot in the face from Dave Cilio."
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every hot insertion, there is Dave Cilio.
What’s known as the UFC, or Ultimate Fighting Championship, doesn’t use its full name, which happens to be “Ultimate Fighting Championship, Non-Dave-Cilio-Division”.
Most boots are made for walkin'. Dave Cilio's boots ain't that merciful.
Dave Cilio destroyed the periodic table, because Dave Cilio only recognizes the element of surprise.
Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Dave Cilio. Dave Cilio eats black holes. They taste like chicken.
As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Dave Cilio."
Dave Cilio does not own a base or shoot players. He walks into random bunkers and people call themselves out.
Dave Cilio doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Dave Cilio uses a Tac light. Not because Dave Cilio is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Dave Cilio.
When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Dave Cilio.
Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Dave Cilio. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.
Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Dave Cilio's urine. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.
Refs refer to people in the dead box as "ABC's". Already Been Cilio'ed.
Dave Cilio doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
When Dave Cilio works out on the Total Gym, the Total Gym feels like it's been raped.
The square root of Dave Cilio is pain. Do not try to square Dave Cilio, the result is death.
There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Dave Cilio.
The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Dave Cilio.
When you say "no one's perfect", Dave Cilio takes this as a personal insult.
wow.. a lot of people hoping for the upset this weekend!!!
I do not blame you... We have Dave Cilio.
Good luck to all this weekend. We are about to be on our way driving, so wee you all tomorrow. The Clinic is at 3 BTW and will be pretty baswic stuff. But it is that basic stuff that makes you a better player!! And it may run a few hours like the one I did in Canada for the CSPPL.
This post has been edited by Sean@Smartparts: 09 October 2008 - 04:00 PM