Well I know for a fact I'm not God's gift to women. Why? If such a person existed, they would IMPLODE from the illogical tasks and requests that they'd have to complete or obey. It'd be a safer bet that you can divide by zero than be God's gift to women. But I won't deny that I am awesome.
And as far as posting that, partially I did it because I was bored, and partially I did it for DOO DOOs and giggles. Which we are most certainly having aren't we? At the very most the difference that are between me and most people, is that, while I know I may very certainly fail, I do not let it dissuade me because I know there's a chance it could work and if not, I learn what not to do next time... Except in this case it was the Olympics didn't have anything good going so I did that. Boredom does strange things to people.