She does not even qualify for an honorable mention. Darwin awards can only be handed out postumously (sp?). Honorable mentions are people who did something stupid and have a permanant reminder of their stupidity.
Correction: Darwin Awards are only awarded to people who take themselves out of the gene pool permanently. You don't necessarily have to die -- for example, there was a gentleman who tried to rob a blind man, and had his manhood torn right out in the process. He was eligible -- think he won it, too.