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Getting shot in the crotch OWWW!!!!!

#16 User is offline   Philipp122 

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Posted 28 November 2007 - 05:43 AM

Idon't wear a cup because I can't run with them, but I have been hit there only once. I just kind of laid there for a minute or 30 minutes or something like that lol.
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Post icon  Posted 28 November 2007 - 03:20 PM

View PostPhilipp122, on Nov 28 2007, 05:43 AM, said:

Idon't wear a cup because I can't run with them, but I have been hit there only once. I just kind of laid there for a minute or 30 minutes or something like that lol.

This kid wouldn't move a friggin inch though, he was screaming his @$$ off. If anyone got withing 5 feet of him, he'd beat the stuffing out of you and I'm telling you, this guy is HUGE! It turns out he lost 1 of his nuts. He's only 16... poor guy. :P
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Posted 28 November 2007 - 04:27 PM

Um.. Can you have kids with 1?
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Posted 28 November 2007 - 04:38 PM

View PostEpic Change, on Nov 28 2007, 03:27 PM, said:

Um.. Can you have kids with 1?

Yup.
The other one is just a back-up
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Posted 28 November 2007 - 04:43 PM

View PostThe Stuntman, on Nov 28 2007, 06:38 PM, said:

View PostEpic Change, on Nov 28 2007, 03:27 PM, said:

Um.. Can you have kids with 1?

Yup.
The other one is just a back-up
;)

they're like kidneys in that way...you only need one, but the good lord gave you two just in case you screw one up.

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Posted 28 November 2007 - 05:31 PM

whew...that's a good thing, i better tell him because since that...he won't even touch his paintball gun anymore and literally cried for 3 straight days after he heard about him missing one. But every once in a while i'll go to his house and cheer him up and stuff. He's still recovering...mentally. The kid almost went crazy. :D
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Post icon  Posted 28 November 2007 - 05:33 PM

Oh, guess what, i'm going over his house tommorow since we have a half day in school...yes, im still in school; 9th grade... Hope i can get him back into paintball.
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Posted 28 November 2007 - 07:32 PM

Closest I came was pulling my pants back up(I accidentally wore my biggest air of shorts and they fall down easily) and babayam! hit in the hand right near. painful, but less so than if it had hit the groindal area
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Posted 28 November 2007 - 11:55 PM

View PostThe Stuntman, on Nov 28 2007, 05:38 PM, said:

View PostEpic Change, on Nov 28 2007, 03:27 PM, said:

Um.. Can you have kids with 1?

Yup.
The other one is just a back-up
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...whats the 3rd one for then?
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Posted 29 November 2007 - 04:54 AM

View PostGalihad, on Nov 28 2007, 01:15 PM, said:

View PostAussie_bloke, on Nov 27 2007, 08:18 PM, said:

Large Face towel folded up and looped over the front of your pants stops shots like this, and its alot more comfortable to wear as opposed to a cup.

mate used to make fun on me for doing it, now im not the only one doing it!!

you should show a pic, because I'm a little confused, and I just keep thinking of the Sumo wrestlers thong thing....

we should have sumo paintball two guys with pumps in a small ring with nothing but sumo thongs on, (and masks of course) the last one in the ring wins


HAHA well you asked for it, now you will get them

View Postag09, on Nov 28 2007, 02:40 PM, said:

I'm not sure about the towel thing. I wear a cup bc I want to stay a man. I was thinking about getting some sort of slider shorts, thinking they might be better and more comfortable.


the towel rocks mate dont knock it til you've tried it

First get an old face towel no one will mind you using for protection
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then, fold it up like so
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Insert, i like to have a big hanging out to wipe my hand on if gets oily from paint

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and then you're a happy camper
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and yes i have had too much sugar at this point of the evening!!

This post has been edited by Aussie_bloke: 29 November 2007 - 04:57 AM

dont make people a priority, who are only making you an option

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Posted 29 November 2007 - 05:02 AM

Well camo yes its a great idea and works real well
but if your like me
YOU NEED A BEACH TOWEL :D
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Posted 29 November 2007 - 07:10 AM

AussieBloke, you are THE MAN.

even then I dont wear a cup or anything.

I have 20% warn , im such a rebel!
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Posted 29 November 2007 - 08:02 AM

man that would suck if u lost one....i almost got hit in the nuts by my dad (and he was really close to hitting me in the nuts) and he was only 5 feet away so it sucked...nice illistration on how to make padding for ur nuts lol

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Posted 29 November 2007 - 09:43 AM

View PostTessaract, on Nov 28 2007, 10:55 PM, said:

View PostThe Stuntman, on Nov 28 2007, 05:38 PM, said:

View PostEpic Change, on Nov 28 2007, 03:27 PM, said:

Um.. Can you have kids with 1?

Yup.
The other one is just a back-up
;)


...whats the 3rd one for then?

LOL!
In most men, the 3rd testicle is located between the ears & is sometimes reffered to as the Brain. Thats why it is often said that men only think about one thing (other than paintball, of course).
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Post icon  Posted 29 November 2007 - 03:22 PM

View PostThe Stuntman, on Nov 29 2007, 09:43 AM, said:

View PostTessaract, on Nov 28 2007, 10:55 PM, said:

View PostThe Stuntman, on Nov 28 2007, 05:38 PM, said:

View PostEpic Change, on Nov 28 2007, 03:27 PM, said:

Um.. Can you have kids with 1?

Yup.
The other one is just a back-up
:ghillie:


...whats the 3rd one for then?

LOL!
In most men, the 3rd testicle is located between the ears & is sometimes reffered to as the Brain. Thats why it is often said that men only think about one thing (other than paintball, of course).

LOL! GOOD ONE! Oh yeah, i went over the kid that got shot to the nuts and actually got him to target practice with me! I think next time I come over, I'll give him the towel idea! Thanks guys! Oh, and when i told him that you could still have kids with one, he had a happiness fit! He started skipping around the place chanting "IM GONNA HAVE KIDS!". I guess he was real happy that I told him. Again, thanks guys! :P
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If your parents do not buy you your gear, put this in your sig
You can run, but i'll catch you. You can hide, but i'll find you. All i've got is InSaNe.
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