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#601 User is offline   Drothghight 

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Posted 29 April 2009 - 04:54 AM

I just purchased a Tachyon XC helmet cam for that very reason, Slynder. :( Works like a charm.

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Posted 30 May 2009 - 10:40 AM

This was an amazing read...
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Posted 05 June 2009 - 07:04 AM

AWESOME, thank you for standing up to those media-lovers who play speedball. just awesome. im gonna print this out and give it to every woodsball player... and speedball player.

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Posted 13 June 2009 - 03:17 PM

I sure hope he meant the "professional" speedballers.
'Cause the forests in Minnesota are to dense.
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Posted 20 June 2009 - 09:26 AM

absolutely beautiful man. keep on keepin on.
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Posted 20 June 2009 - 06:31 PM

*sniff*
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Posted 07 July 2009 - 05:33 AM

That was a very cool little rant. I played in a field until a few months ago when a town nearby got a woodsball field going and now I can't imagine dong anything else.
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Posted 31 July 2009 - 06:33 PM

Hey everyone in the Niagara Region around sherkston shores area...or close...
I was wondering if you peoples where going to there tournment they are holding....

email me if you are wikkidninja420@hotmail.com :D
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Posted 26 September 2009 - 08:59 PM

AAAHHH!!! THAT WAS SWEET! IM SO PUMPED NOW. IM GUNA PRINT THIS AND POST IT UP AT MY WOODSBALL GAME TOMORROW!!
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Posted 29 September 2009 - 03:15 PM

hold for applause to die down please before anymore comments cuz this is legendary
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Posted 29 September 2009 - 06:07 PM

View PostTyger, on May 26 2005, 06:39 PM, said:

Are the arena players scared of us or ashamed because we remind them what they should be?[/size]


This sent shivers down my spine! This is the best explanation for Woodsball players I have ever read and probably will ever read!!!!

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Posted 02 October 2009 - 05:56 AM

I play woodsball and speedball but I'll never feel as at home as I do in a trench with my buddies returning fire and giving orders

This manifesto touched me because it exposed the truth Speedball is a game Woodsball is a way of life

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Posted 24 October 2009 - 12:45 PM

I love this
"We ain't making no [god dang] cornflakes here."

Drugs have taught an entire generation of kids the metric system

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Posted 18 December 2009 - 08:09 PM

A big loud HOOAH for you sir!! :laugh:

Never have words been so eloquently put together to make something so truthful. The speedball obsession is why i left the sport of paintball originally; so much focus on the paint slingers on ESPN and not enough on the real roots of the game. It's the reason i try to produce a video for every game i play at, with or without helmet cam footage...(i too have a Tachyon XC for the coming season, so ill be able to get the shots i missed before :))

It's already been done, but i'm gonna bring another Standing Ovation for this one :usa:
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Posted 22 February 2010 - 10:21 PM

Wow!
That was Very Well written, and even five years after it's original posting, it still rings true today.
I really like the ending, "We'll be in the woods years after you retire, playing the game of paintball the way it always had been played; with honor, with integrity, and with friends. All 90% of us."

One thing though; in the five years since the original Manifesto, Woodsball and Scenario Play has grown and grown. Look how many more markers and upgrades, and how much more equipment and apparel is available, from so many more makers and through so many more outlets today. Here's to the exciting and bright future of paintball...out in the woods.

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View PostTyger, on May 26 2005, 07:39 PM, said:

This is the final product, thanks to everyone for the input. See page 2 for more details / info.

-Tyger

- begin

Woodsball™ Manifesto
By: Tyger

We are Woodsball™ players. We are the core of paintball. Over 90% of the players play paintball in the woods, and yet 90% of all in-paintball media coverage ignores us. We play not for prizes or money or fame, but for the passion of the game. We play because the challenge is there; every weekend, all around the world. We just need to show up and accept it.

We are not the pretty-boys of speedball. We are the anti-heroes of the mainstream. You won't see us on posters or in videos sliding into bunkers with names like "cans" or "snakes", and that's fine by us. The real game isn't spit shined, groomed and polished or made for TV. It's down and dirty, in the literal trenches. Our fields are not well maintained lawns; it's terrain that both teams overcome. We don't complain about sand or dirt or uneven fields, its part of the world we play in. Scratches and dings in our equipment are displayed with pride, and we can tell you where they happened, and how deep in the crud we were when we got it.

We are the roots of the game that have been abandoned by much of the mainstream industry. We don't throw aside where we've come from to make the game more palatable for an audience. If nobody sees what we do, it does not make the effort or result worth less. We drive through back roads to fields that nobody knows about but ourselves. We know we're there when we lose our favorite radio station and the cell phones won't work anymore. We play under the media radar with no reward other than bragging rights because we want to play. There are no prizes, no million dollar checks, but that makes neither our tenacity to win no less fierce nor our games less meaningful for us.

Our chosen uniform is camouflage, not because we want to be militaristic but because it works. We use our clothing as a part of our game, something that escapes many of the "firefight specialists" that play only arena games. The paintgun is only one tool of a well rounded player, not the only tool. We know this; as we use all the skills and tools we have every weekend.

Based only on our clothing, our gear, and our chosen locations of play, we are looked at as inferior players. We are told we would never stand a chance in a "real game" of paintball. We understand your arena game; yet you refuse to understand our woods game? We are not throwbacks to a long dead game. Yes, we are living history, but we have evolved. We honor our roots, but we do not abandon them to follow the next "promise" in paintball. Long after the "flavor of the month" arena game has worn out, we will be playing in the woods. To know the past is to control our future, and we embrace both.

We are told that we should abandon the woods, for the better good of "the future of the game". Our presence threatens those who never have, and probably never will, understand what the origins of paintball are. They think we will scare away the media by looking like "militia members". Not that fist fights and blatant cheating will attract any better media attention in their games. Not that terms like "Bounce Engineered" or "Ramping Technology" mean anything to the true roots of what paintball started as; what paintball should be. Are the arena players scared of us or ashamed because we remind them what they should be?

We are woodsball™ players. Any given weekend we'll be playing our game with a grasp on the past and an eye on our future. Players that don't understand will come and go, we know this. They can play under the bright lights in front of audiences and pretend to be rock stars all they want. We'll be in the woods years after you retire, playing the game of paintball the way it always had been played; with honor, with integrity, and with friends. All 90% of us.

© 2005 Panther Free Press
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Since I am a WoodsBaller, I'd rather get closer to "One Shot - One Kill" than shooting a "Rope of Paint" and needing to refill my hopper a couple times every game. I prefer Accuracy and Stealth - OR - Going Sergeant York on the opposition with Medal of Honor BALLS. (and I'm not talking about Paint Balls.)

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