Funny Stuff What's the funniest thing that you have ever seen on a paintball f
Posted 10 October 2008 - 08:59 PM
Here's another funny one with the same guy who fragged himself, Ed. We used to play in Jim Thorpe, PA from time to time (at Skirmish and another location) and one fine chilly Winter, we decided to extend our normal playing season and play some winter ball. I had my "does OK in the cold" Tippmann 68 Special, and Ed had his fairly new baby- an original-run gray Icon Z-1 from Montneel.
For you young'uns, the Z-1 was perhaps one of the finest mech markers ever made, and it was one of only a few designed to run best on LIQUID Co2. (Us old guys never had HPA back then) So, it really kicked butt in cold weather when most regular markers, even 'Cockers and Automags, could do little else else than fart and hit maybe 220fps or so. My 68 also didn't mind liquid, so I was OK.
Anyway, we figure we're going to be wise-guy "snipers," so along with his brother, we hit a surplus store and gear up with West German snow camo oversuits- white with green pine splotches. We get to the field, which is covered in about 3 feet of snow (bad winter that year) and put the cammmies on over our B.D.U.'s while one of the refs looks at us and says- "Hah. That crap isn't gonna work... you're wasting your time, blah, blah, blah." Ignoring his diss, we walk out to the first field staging area, and the ref goes into his usual pre-game rules speech, which we had heard a million times before. We were about 10 to a side, so we ringed around the ref as he spoke.
We're standing behind the ref, and slowly begin to edge away from him. Each of us picks a spot about 20-25 feet away, and we conceal ourselves. The ref turns around, and looks at another of our friends and says... "Hey... weren't there a few more of you guys? Where'd he go???" He looks around as our friends barely manage to stifle laughter, "Where'd they go?" C'mon, this isn't funny... where are you guys hiding?" He walks until he's about 15 feet away from us, and we pop up and scare the living poo out of him!
For the rest of the winter, we never got kidded about the snow camo, and our favorite phrase was "Where'd he go?"
Posted 10 October 2008 - 10:55 PM
Last tourny i played in 2 guys from my team went running for the objective, both people had there pants fall off in mid run.
Posted 12 October 2008 - 06:37 PM
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Posted 12 October 2008 - 07:30 PM
Seizure, first day paintballing, runs into the heat of fire, followed up by his ...loyal team. Dives into the first available bunker, paint flying from all directions, it was a sure thing he would not live past this bunker. He looks back for support from his team. When suddenly. seanw30's gun malfunctions and hits seizure in the back of the head... as he walks off the field in complete and utter discuss, cursing at every object in his way, when he hears a faint echo coming from the back corner of the field. The echo of his best friend, newbhunter, laughing his guts out. and till this day, he stills believes the gun seanw30 was renting that day had a fluke malfuction
Posted 12 October 2008 - 07:36 PM
My story about sean:
One interesting day, seanw30 decided to try and mercy the castle at our local field. The 6 or so people in the castle all whipped around and completely plastered him while he lamely hopped up and down on one foot and tried to block the paintballs with his hand, face screwed up into an expression of agony. A minute later, his friend managed to take the castle single-handedly. Way to go sean
Posted 13 October 2008 - 02:52 AM
"Makes me want to snort gasoline, light a match, and swallow it." - Ethrealwolf
"I can see the second guy crashing...even the 4th..even maybe the 7th..but what the hell was the 59th guy thinking? "Hey that looks like a 58 car pile up..lemme get closer" CRASH" - Midnight Phenom
Studcookie #2 <3 Wild Cat
Posted 13 October 2008 - 12:06 PM
I had a similar situation with a friend's twins. They had just turned 9 that week, and what the other team didn't know is that dad was a retired S.E.A.L. and had been teaching them about movement, concealment, etc. They even had "old" paintguns (Tippmann 98's) so they were not taken very seriously by the other side, loaded with veteran players and older kids...
They teamed up and kicked some serious butt, took point a few times, and got 2 flag grabs! - much to the shock and horror of the other team
Posted 13 October 2008 - 04:51 PM
I started out drawing on my arm, now look at me!
Posted 14 October 2008 - 05:31 PM
Posted 15 October 2008 - 11:51 AM
Playing a game in NY and a guy on the opfor decides he's gonna go all "Rambo" and charge up and over a large bunker made of fallen trees and logs. He comes over the top, slips and slides down, and ends up ripping his jeans almost completely off and giving himself the mother of all atomic wedgies!!! I think he had to wear a garbage bag home
BTW, we decided NOT to open up on him as he hung there, feet just touching the ground, screaming for the ref.
Posted 29 December 2008 - 05:40 PM
This post has been edited by RockFish: 29 December 2008 - 05:40 PM
I'm neurotic, I need to see more people. I'm schizophrenic, I AM other people! - Veritech Squad
Posted 29 December 2008 - 05:50 PM