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Funny Stuff What's the funniest thing that you have ever seen on a paintball f Rate Topic: ***** 2 Votes

#151 User is offline   Violator 

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Posted 10 October 2008 - 08:59 PM

Yep- neck shots HURT!!!

Here's another funny one with the same guy who fragged himself, Ed. We used to play in Jim Thorpe, PA from time to time (at Skirmish and another location) and one fine chilly Winter, we decided to extend our normal playing season and play some winter ball. I had my "does OK in the cold" Tippmann 68 Special, and Ed had his fairly new baby- an original-run gray Icon Z-1 from Montneel.

For you young'uns, the Z-1 was perhaps one of the finest mech markers ever made, and it was one of only a few designed to run best on LIQUID Co2. (Us old guys never had HPA back then) So, it really kicked butt in cold weather when most regular markers, even 'Cockers and Automags, could do little else else than fart and hit maybe 220fps or so. My 68 also didn't mind liquid, so I was OK.

Anyway, we figure we're going to be wise-guy "snipers," so along with his brother, we hit a surplus store and gear up with West German snow camo oversuits- white with green pine splotches. We get to the field, which is covered in about 3 feet of snow (bad winter that year) and put the cammmies on over our B.D.U.'s while one of the refs looks at us and says- "Hah. That crap isn't gonna work... you're wasting your time, blah, blah, blah." Ignoring his diss, we walk out to the first field staging area, and the ref goes into his usual pre-game rules speech, which we had heard a million times before. We were about 10 to a side, so we ringed around the ref as he spoke.

We're standing behind the ref, and slowly begin to edge away from him. Each of us picks a spot about 20-25 feet away, and we conceal ourselves. The ref turns around, and looks at another of our friends and says... "Hey... weren't there a few more of you guys? Where'd he go???" He looks around as our friends barely manage to stifle laughter, "Where'd they go?" C'mon, this isn't funny... where are you guys hiding?" He walks until he's about 15 feet away from us, and we pop up and scare the living poo out of him!

For the rest of the winter, we never got kidded about the snow camo, and our favorite phrase was "Where'd he go?"
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Posted 10 October 2008 - 10:55 PM

I always find the bunker run funny. Mostly done by noobs, its the run as fast as i can while pumping one arm wildly and keeping the marker in one spot.

Last tourny i played in 2 guys from my team went running for the objective, both people had there pants fall off in mid run.
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Posted 12 October 2008 - 06:37 PM

First game i everplayed, my dad was in a bunker one over from me. he does a full out belly slide to the next bunker infront of me... which had a huge wasp nest in it. He realized this and jumped out form behind his bunker, only to find everyone on the field (both teams) shooting at him.

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Posted 12 October 2008 - 07:30 PM

Another insident involves our very own seizureman, on his first day of paintballing

Seizure, first day paintballing, runs into the heat of fire, followed up by his ...loyal team. Dives into the first available bunker, paint flying from all directions, it was a sure thing he would not live past this bunker. He looks back for support from his team. When suddenly. seanw30's gun malfunctions and hits seizure in the back of the head... as he walks off the field in complete and utter discuss, cursing at every object in his way, when he hears a faint echo coming from the back corner of the field. The echo of his best friend, newbhunter, laughing his guts out. and till this day, he stills believes the gun seanw30 was renting that day had a fluke malfuction
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Posted 12 October 2008 - 07:36 PM

You told me after a while. And we lit you up WAY worse. And, it shows that we can't trust you as far as we can thow you (which incidentally, happens to be the distance from the Sobey's road sidewalk to the creek)

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One interesting day, seanw30 decided to try and mercy the castle at our local field. The 6 or so people in the castle all whipped around and completely plastered him while he lamely hopped up and down on one foot and tried to block the paintballs with his hand, face screwed up into an expression of agony. A minute later, his friend managed to take the castle single-handedly. Way to go sean :P

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Posted 12 October 2008 - 07:38 PM

It was all part of our plan :P
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Posted 13 October 2008 - 02:52 AM

I think the funniest thing I've seen recently is a guy on my team's son, who is about seven, and pretty small for his age, run around with a tippmann half his size and take out half the other team while I was reffing. I stood there and laughed my butt off as these twenty-something guys with high end guns were very unhappily taken out by a kid with a tippmann.
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Posted 13 October 2008 - 12:06 PM

Good one- I love it when kids/newbs take out "pros." - even me :)

I had a similar situation with a friend's twins. They had just turned 9 that week, and what the other team didn't know is that dad was a retired S.E.A.L. and had been teaching them about movement, concealment, etc. They even had "old" paintguns (Tippmann 98's) so they were not taken very seriously by the other side, loaded with veteran players and older kids...

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They teamed up and kicked some serious butt, took point a few times, and got 2 flag grabs! - much to the shock and horror of the other team :laugh:
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Posted 13 October 2008 - 04:51 PM

Years ago two captians had talked before a game and made plans. So at the start of the game both captians go running and screaming like mad men to the fifty and slide in, drop their guns and play rock, paper, scissors. The crowd thought it was great.
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Posted 14 October 2008 - 05:31 PM

View PostSamSquanch, on Oct 11 2008, 01:55 AM, said:

I always find the bunker run funny. Mostly done by noobs, its the run as fast as i can while pumping one arm wildly and keeping the marker in one spot.

What's wrong with that? It's my favourite way to run! :D
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Posted 15 October 2008 - 10:41 AM

Nothing wrong with it, i just find it funny since its such a stranger way of running.
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Posted 15 October 2008 - 11:51 AM

Pants are one of the best sources for p-ball humor... here's another pants story.

Playing a game in NY and a guy on the opfor decides he's gonna go all "Rambo" and charge up and over a large bunker made of fallen trees and logs. He comes over the top, slips and slides down, and ends up ripping his jeans almost completely off and giving himself the mother of all atomic wedgies!!! I think he had to wear a garbage bag home :(

BTW, we decided NOT to open up on him as he hung there, feet just touching the ground, screaming for the ref.
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Posted 29 December 2008 - 05:40 PM

This summer I was playing with a bunch of my friends. One of them is a total chicken (Calling himself out for no reason when we get shot at), well he was hiding behind a rather large Redwood tree. I figured "well he's not looking so I'll bunker him" I charge up there and he sees me coming, instead of shooting me he gets up and runs the other way! So I shoot him in the back as he goes. Could not stop laughing and I make fun of him for it every time I see him.

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Posted 29 December 2008 - 05:43 PM

:(
I guess some people are just not cut out for paintball...

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Posted 29 December 2008 - 05:50 PM

At our last game someone found one of my tripmines. They picked it up and reset it on the path that leads back to the staging area. As I walked up the hill I hit the trip wire and got COVERED with paint. Almost eveybody there was sitting in the staging area waiting for me to hit it. The place erupted in thunderous laughter. They finally got me with one of my own toys. lol. It took a while to clean all the paint off EVERYTHING. lol
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