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Funny Stuff What's the funniest thing that you have ever seen on a paintball f Rate Topic: ***** 2 Votes

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Posted 07 November 2007 - 06:23 PM

There was a show on tv of a informal speedball tournament. It seemed a little corny at first but I kept watching. It had some good shots in it and they actually seemed to be playing well. Then it got to the last to teams. They gun for each other off the bat and pretty soon there all eliminated except one on either team. The one on the green team (came down to blue and green team) was almost at the flag at the end of the field. He poked his head out from behind the bunker and saw the shoe of the last member on the blue team just slightly sticking out from behind the bunker in front of him. So he reloads and makes a dash for him, he comes around the side of the bunker, gun blazing only to find its just the shoe! The last blue player then steps out from a different bunker and lites him up. I fell off my chair laughing.

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Posted 07 November 2007 - 08:10 PM

View Postshade, on Nov 7 2007, 10:23 PM, said:

There was a show on tv of a informal speedball tournament. It seemed a little corny at first but I kept watching. It had some good shots in it and they actually seemed to be playing well. Then it got to the last to teams. They gun for each other off the bat and pretty soon there all eliminated except one on either team. The one on the green team (came down to blue and green team) was almost at the flag at the end of the field. He poked his head out from behind the bunker and saw the shoe of the last member on the blue team just slightly sticking out from behind the bunker in front of him. So he reloads and makes a dash for him, he comes around the side of the bunker, gun blazing only to find its just the shoe! The last blue player then steps out from a different bunker and lites him up. I fell off my chair laughing.


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Posted 07 November 2007 - 11:46 PM

Way, way back when in the time when my friends and I had just started were probably some of the funniest. We all either had cheap or hand-me-down gear. Well my one friend likes to sneak up on the rest of us whenever he can, and so he goes about doing so in this particular game. He gets behind two of us, but manages to make enough noise to give him away. So we turn and pummel him with paint. One of the first shots gets him right in the groin, and another manages to pop open his worn out hopper. Well the poor boy falls backwards clutching his goods, and all the while his paint is spilling out of his hopper onto him. The best part here being when he's rolling on the ground in his own paint cursing us out. Ah, good times!
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Posted 08 November 2007 - 09:41 AM

One of the funniest thing that I have saw was about 2 years ago me and some of my buddies started up playing in an abandoned building in Blackwell OK. It was a great place to play and the word got out so lots of people were coming so we decided that we need to have someone tell everyone the rules and stuff. Well the guy is talking about safety and all that jazz and on of my buddies is standing right next to him and for some reason doesn't have the safety on. He accidentally shoots himself in the foot and then drops his gun. Everyone kinda jumps and the guy says "see this is an example about safety when standing around always have your gun on safety when not playing".
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Posted 08 November 2007 - 10:38 AM

It was my brother Joe and i against my friend Todd and my sisters friend Eric. In the middle of the game, Joes gun broke and he decided to use his slingshot. He had his homemade ghillie so he figured he could sneak right up to someone. Eric, a frequent camper, was in a heavy bunker so i picked a thick tree to stand behind and started shooting to keep his head down. Meanwhile, Joe crawled up and around the bunker, eventually making it into the bunker with Eric and *twing* slingshotting him in the back of the head. Todd ended up getting both of us out but everytime i play with Eric now, i have to remind him about how badly he got hosed.
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Posted 11 November 2007 - 06:53 PM

This saterday when I played paintball we played at the river near my house. It was a team of 3v8 i was on the team with 8 and no bounderies. At the start of the game me and 3 frends run a trail right near the water line then we broke up. One of my freinds climbed a steep hill with very thick brush while one of my freinds whent down another trail along the waterline while I went halfway up the hill and hid. I hid for a while knowing 2 of my freinds from the other team would be coming along the waterline trail to flank. Well I was right so right when one of them gets close I open up on him and miss so he runs anlong the waterline trail for cover. I knew he saw me so I slide 50ft down the hill jump up jump down a 4 feet cliff swing around a corner find him and open up on him again. now keep in mind im 6'2 218lbs so im kinda big lol I got taken out sadly but the funny part was they didnt expect me to go through all that to get to them so they were kinda surprised, then when I walked to where everyone was who was out I see the 2 freinds I was with in the start after we split they both got taken out.
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Posted 12 November 2007 - 12:08 PM

Me and three other people where practicing out in the woods one day, just doing some casual 2v2 while we tweaked our gear. M and my friend where under a highway overpass...(it has high walls on it so there wasn't a way to accidently or intentionally hit traffic, FYI)...and we saw one of the other players creeping around on the other side.

My friend decides to scare the crap out of him by jumping out and lighting him up. So I just stood back, expecting that to happen to him. No sense in revealing my position, right?

Anyway, he jumps out screaming, and a chicken...yes...a chicken...comes running out of the bushes. It flops right in front of his line of fire and...well, there was just a cloud of white feathers floating around. There is a slaughterhouse in my town and every now and then a few chickens escape. Too bad for that one, though.

Coincidently another friend of mine shot down a pigeon in the same spot while firing in to the sky in victory on full auto.
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Posted 12 November 2007 - 04:43 PM

my one friend wears a piece of cloth over his mouth to keep out the cold and the splatters. when ever (and we have done test, its true) he takes off the cloth he gets shot in the mouth part of the mask and gets a yummy mouth full of paint. its pretty funny. :)

View PostFiremarine, on Nov 12 2007, 04:08 PM, said:

Coincidently another friend of mine shot down a pigeon in the same spot while firing in to the sky in victory on full auto.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!! THATS HESTERICAL!!!!!!
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Posted 12 November 2007 - 06:19 PM

The other day when I was working, I was stuck in the chornopit. It was boreing. But then, some kid starts walking down from a field. He accidentally shoots the gun. Its out of air so its starts to do taht thing, the farting sound. He drops the gun and runs away...SO FUNNY.
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Posted 12 November 2007 - 10:28 PM

View Postshade, on Nov 7 2007, 07:23 PM, said:

There was a show on tv of a informal speedball tournament. It seemed a little corny at first but I kept watching. It had some good shots in it and they actually seemed to be playing well. Then it got to the last to teams. They gun for each other off the bat and pretty soon there all eliminated except one on either team. The one on the green team (came down to blue and green team) was almost at the flag at the end of the field. He poked his head out from behind the bunker and saw the shoe of the last member on the blue team just slightly sticking out from behind the bunker in front of him. So he reloads and makes a dash for him, he comes around the side of the bunker, gun blazing only to find its just the shoe! The last blue player then steps out from a different bunker and lites him up. I fell off my chair laughing.


Yea yea i saw that one too it was sooooo funny at the end the guy was like "What how could i lost im invicible noooooooo!!!!!!" lol the only thing i dont remmember is if the guy from the blue team the last one is the guys with broken ancle? cuz i remember one of them get the ancle hurt o.O... anyways so funny :laugh:

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Posted 20 December 2007 - 09:09 PM

It was a cold, damp morning - probably my 4-5th time playing paintball. I had a junky mask and couldn't see a thing, total fog. I'm wandering through the woods, and get the feeling like I'm about to be shot from out of nowhere. Out comes this, "I surrender, its too cold to get shot in the back this close."

Later the ref told me I surrendered the only tournament player on the field. I felt pretty lucky.
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Posted 20 December 2007 - 11:09 PM

The funniest thing I've seen, I took part in. We were stomping the crap out of this team at a recent scenario so me and some friends decided we were not going to keep pushing on their CP and instead play around on the field. One of our friends was a medic and were bored so me and a buddy stood back to back and walked 10 paces and tried to shoot each other. It wouldn't matter because we had a medic as long as neither one of us head shotted the other, well my buddy plunked me right in the dome. It was hilarious.
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Posted 20 December 2007 - 11:28 PM

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My first game i gunned down the ref and he was in the fetal position.

Lol poor ref
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Posted 21 December 2007 - 06:24 PM

Ok, my brother plays paintball as well, and he was in a Scenario game. So they played everything out like in real life military, The marines went through and cleared everything out as much as possible. Then the army [my brother was an army person] went through. Well, the army is slowing pulling in [in squads of course] and they see some marines coming back. They stop and say.
"THERES SEVEN OF EM' IN THE BUNKER!"
The team was discussing on how to get em' but my brother was like "ok.." pulled out 2 pistols and went in..
[All seven were looking out 1 window... lol.]He surrendered 6 players. Then the last girl tries to pull her pistol out but is having trouble, puts up her fingers and says "SURRENDER"
My brother looks laughs, and surrenders her back "oh no no no, see, I've got a gon, and yoouuuuve got your finger. You surrender"




Ok heres my brothers second adventure

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Woodsball, raining.
Now everybody has their guns wrapped up in plastic and crap
"oh no no no, this is electronic and its raining, im not risking it"
The match starts and he runs hack and puts his gun away. He runs and funds a gun shaped stick. He runs around going "SURRENDER!' appearantly, their masks wer so fogged up they couldnt tell the difference. Later on, when they found out what happened they were mad and whinede at the ref "HE HAD A STICK!!!"
"Did he surrender you?" "yeah..." "then your out"


A mask fan could have saved them all one round of wet woodsball fun :laugh:
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Posted 26 December 2007 - 05:07 PM

One time I was playing a one on one speedball game with a guy from our former team. When I'm not looking, he makes a dash across the field trying to get to the snake (or somewhere over there... :)) but I popped out and saw him halfway there. I brought my gun up and shot a volley in front of him so when he would be getting there just as my shots did. Well, he hears the shots, stops right where I was aiming, and jumps up into the air and spins. It looked like something off of the Matrix. I sat and watched in disbelief as they whizzed around him, but I waited because one of them had to hit him, right? Then I see him look down and check himself for paint, and yell "Clean!" and then shoots me out with his pump. We laughed pretty hard about that. Neither of us could figure out how he managed to avoid about 10 paintballs when he should have got hit every time...

Another day (I wasn't there, but he told me about it) the same guy was playing on a field with trenches. He was using his pump for that game, and he was on the top of a trench. He dived from the top of the trench into the bottom, shooting once while he was in the air. He hit a guy on the other team square between the eyes... I wish I could've saw that one!

Another time I was playing on the same field the day after it rained, and it was about my second or third time playing. I jumped from the top of a trench, and now I truly understand why they say "Look before you leap". Huge mud puddle, hit feet first, they flew out from under me, and I landed on my back. I was completely soaked in muddy water (glad it was the middle of summer!) and just layed there for a bit. Then I got up and just started laughing (along with everyone else on my team...) and proceeded to get lit up for standing in the open laughing. After the game, a guy on the other team and said "I didn't know what happened... I was shooting at you and all of the sudden you disappeared!" Got a kick out of that one too.

During Red Dawn this year, we were playing on the field where Braycourt manor is. It was a capture and hold the objectives, marked by flags. When you got there, you raised your team's color on the flag. Well, we were just barely holding Braycourt, under very heavy fire and right next to the enemy's respawn. A guy on our side sets his marker down, and makes a mad dash for the flag. He jumps up on the concrete tube and switches the colors, gives out a yell of triumph, and runs back near me to his stuff. I said "Dude, you just gave them the flag..." and he said "WHAT?!" He thought we were too pinned down to change it, and was really bummed that he gave the enemy the objective. I told him it was an awesome run though.

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