This post has been edited by shade: 07 November 2007 - 06:48 PM
Funny Stuff What's the funniest thing that you have ever seen on a paintball f
Posted 07 November 2007 - 06:23 PM
Posted 07 November 2007 - 08:10 PM
"Home of the free, because of the brave..."
Posted 07 November 2007 - 11:46 PM
Posted 08 November 2007 - 09:41 AM
Posted 08 November 2007 - 10:38 AM
T-E-A-M R-A-G-N-A-R-O-K WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS...
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Posted 11 November 2007 - 06:53 PM
Posted 12 November 2007 - 12:08 PM
My friend decides to scare the crap out of him by jumping out and lighting him up. So I just stood back, expecting that to happen to him. No sense in revealing my position, right?
Anyway, he jumps out screaming, and a chicken...yes...a chicken...comes running out of the bushes. It flops right in front of his line of fire and...well, there was just a cloud of white feathers floating around. There is a slaughterhouse in my town and every now and then a few chickens escape. Too bad for that one, though.
Coincidently another friend of mine shot down a pigeon in the same spot while firing in to the sky in victory on full auto.
- 'Former' U.S. Marine 0311 Oorah! - Volunteer Firefighter - Martial Artist
Posted 12 November 2007 - 04:43 PM
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!! THATS HESTERICAL!!!!!!
"Home of the free, because of the brave..."
Posted 12 November 2007 - 06:19 PM
Posted 12 November 2007 - 10:28 PM
Yea yea i saw that one too it was sooooo funny at the end the guy was like "What how could i lost im invicible noooooooo!!!!!!" lol the only thing i dont remmember is if the guy from the blue team the last one is the guys with broken ancle? cuz i remember one of them get the ancle hurt o.O... anyways so funny
Yo pertenesco al Guerrero que de lo Antiguo se fuciona a lo Nuevo. Maj. X, Callsign: Matrix
As I walk through the Valley of Shadow of Death, I shall fear no Evil, for I am the meanest Creature in the Valley. Gen. Patton
Posted 20 December 2007 - 09:09 PM
Later the ref told me I surrendered the only tournament player on the field. I felt pretty lucky.
"Marketing hype in paintball?! The nerve of some people. After all, we paintballers would never throw our hard earned cash into the magic box of marketing hype."
Posted 20 December 2007 - 11:09 PM
You gas up the marker, put on the gloves, strap on the mask, and walk onto the field.. it doesn't matter that you failed a test, that your girlfriend broke up with you last night, or that you got a ticket on the way there...your world is right for the next couple hours, this is your heaven on earth... live it... love it..
How the hell could you stop me? Why in the world would you try? I go hard forever that's just how I'm designed, that's just how I was built.
Posted 20 December 2007 - 11:28 PM
Lol poor ref
My funniest moments are these: We were playing president my team was made up almost entierly of newbs. The assasins had most of the best people. Kurt (or best player) got shot out as hes walking by my bunker he said to me "Here have mine" So he gave me his 98c with remote to go along with my A-5 and podbelt. two guys rushed my bunker and I scared the heck out of them when I jumped up and shot them both at the same time. I ran around map after that and killed three more. We won that match. The next one is when we were bein charged by that whole enemy team.(it was 6 vs 10) they ran down whiping out all our defences I was in a tree watching and to my delight I saw one of the charge down the hill and he lost his pants. he thought he was out of range so he left his gun and ran around the bunker dancing with his boxers on. I nailed him twice in each butt check I thought it was hillarious until they shot me out of that tree while i was laughing
Posted 21 December 2007 - 06:24 PM
"THERES SEVEN OF EM' IN THE BUNKER!"
The team was discussing on how to get em' but my brother was like "ok.." pulled out 2 pistols and went in..
[All seven were looking out 1 window... lol.]He surrendered 6 players. Then the last girl tries to pull her pistol out but is having trouble, puts up her fingers and says "SURRENDER"
My brother looks laughs, and surrenders her back "oh no no no, see, I've got a gon, and yoouuuuve got your finger. You surrender"
Ok heres my brothers second adventure
[just givig you necesary info]
Now everybody has their guns wrapped up in plastic and crap
"oh no no no, this is electronic and its raining, im not risking it"
The match starts and he runs hack and puts his gun away. He runs and funds a gun shaped stick. He runs around going "SURRENDER!' appearantly, their masks wer so fogged up they couldnt tell the difference. Later on, when they found out what happened they were mad and whinede at the ref "HE HAD A STICK!!!"
"Did he surrender you?" "yeah..." "then your out"
A mask fan could have saved them all one round of wet woodsball fun
have fun and laugh
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This post has been edited by Eyes: 21 December 2007 - 06:27 PM
Posted 26 December 2007 - 05:07 PM
Another day (I wasn't there, but he told me about it) the same guy was playing on a field with trenches. He was using his pump for that game, and he was on the top of a trench. He dived from the top of the trench into the bottom, shooting once while he was in the air. He hit a guy on the other team square between the eyes... I wish I could've saw that one!
Another time I was playing on the same field the day after it rained, and it was about my second or third time playing. I jumped from the top of a trench, and now I truly understand why they say "Look before you leap". Huge mud puddle, hit feet first, they flew out from under me, and I landed on my back. I was completely soaked in muddy water (glad it was the middle of summer!) and just layed there for a bit. Then I got up and just started laughing (along with everyone else on my team...) and proceeded to get lit up for standing in the open laughing. After the game, a guy on the other team and said "I didn't know what happened... I was shooting at you and all of the sudden you disappeared!" Got a kick out of that one too.
During Red Dawn this year, we were playing on the field where Braycourt manor is. It was a capture and hold the objectives, marked by flags. When you got there, you raised your team's color on the flag. Well, we were just barely holding Braycourt, under very heavy fire and right next to the enemy's respawn. A guy on our side sets his marker down, and makes a mad dash for the flag. He jumps up on the concrete tube and switches the colors, gives out a yell of triumph, and runs back near me to his stuff. I said "Dude, you just gave them the flag..." and he said "WHAT?!" He thought we were too pinned down to change it, and was really bummed that he gave the enemy the objective. I told him it was an awesome run though.
I know there's more, but none come to mind right now...