weirdest dream whats yours?
Posted 01 March 2007 - 03:22 AM
Plus, like i said, i rarely ever dream anymore. Maybe like once every few months. I don't hit deep enough sleep to activate dreaming. The sleep apnea keeps me up.
Posted 01 March 2007 - 06:09 AM
Here's an example from when I was 20 or so: I'm at my college (which looks nothing like my real college, it's way too big, the grounds are way more sprawling, etc) And for some reason Michael Myers (from the Halloween movies) is chasing after this little girl. And there was something about elevator buttons, how it they were green he was nearby. Lots of running to try to get this little girl away from him. At the end, the little girl is gone (no explaination, it was like a really bad movie where one scene the character's there, the rest of the movie you never see him again and it's never explained why) and it ended with me skateboarding away.
Here's the deal, though. I've seen one or two Halloween movies. They don't scare me. I also haven't skateboarded since the age of 10. WHO PICKS A SKATEBOARD AS A GETAWAY VEHICLE?!?! My subconscious should have been put into special ed or something.
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Posted 01 March 2007 - 07:38 AM
Posted 01 March 2007 - 08:08 AM
The ones I do remember, I always seem to have trouble seeing. It's like "Oh! There's something really important! I think I'll look at it." **fffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuzzzzzzzzzzzyyyyyvision**. All I can remeber is that it's really really frustraing.
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Posted 01 March 2007 - 08:09 AM
IN MY DROPSHIP ZIGZAGS STAY LIT
Posted 01 March 2007 - 02:08 PM
I get messed up hallucinations when I'm sick.
One time my buddy was sleeping inmy basement and I went to wake him up and he started going: "Guys GUYS! Iiiiiittssss falling aparttttt!!" Then later on The second time I went in he YELLED in his sleep "HUMANA HUMM HMMM PAAINTBALL! HMM HUMNA!" I literally fell to the ground laughing, he woke up and was like WTF U Doin?
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Posted 01 March 2007 - 02:16 PM
Posted 01 March 2007 - 02:20 PM
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Posted 01 March 2007 - 02:25 PM
I always seem to have trouble seeing. It's like "Oh! There's something really important! I think I'll look at it." **fffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuzzzzzzzzzzzyyyyyvision**. All I can remeber is that it's really really frustraing.
OMG! I thought I was the only one that had those #$@^%$# dreams!! ....but yeah they're really anoying :mellow:
Once I had a dream that I fell from a cliff.. then I woke up (in pain) on the floor... I had fallen from a top bunk...
Posted 01 March 2007 - 02:36 PM
That sorta happens to me too. I'll suddenly have a deja vu sorta thing but I can't remember if I dreamed this would happen or if something similar actually had happened. Its very confusing.
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Posted 01 March 2007 - 03:26 PM
Then after the apology, everything blacked out and I walked into this white room where there was an asian guy on a riding suitcase. Yes, riding. It was steerable and everything. He gretted me with a "Mother BOINKER, have a nice day." And we procceded to talk about things. I then pulled out my laptop (whichis wierd because I don't have a laptop and in the dream I walked into the room without anything but clothes on) and we began to IM each other... even though we were three feet from each other. He then tricked me into going to a naughty site and I got a virus. I woke up after that.
That's the first dream I've had in a long, long time. I mean months long. I don't sleep well at night. I constantly wake up.
I don't have MAJOR problems. I have minor annoyances that YOU consider major problems.
WARNING: Extreme sarcasm ahead.
Posted 01 March 2007 - 03:31 PM
i would go through 3 hrs of stuff in 5 min.
Pirate - "Seriously, I hope you hit this kid over the head with something very, very heavy. Like a truck."
Posted 01 March 2007 - 04:30 PM
ok well first i woke up and i was out in the open and i was in an tactical vest with my ma5b assualt rifle(halo assualt rifle) then a phantom drop ship is over head and i was just about to shoot when my com channnel opens up and says "dylan its us!dont fire.we need an lz quick."so i start walking and i go over a hill and i see an army of elites.well after 5 minutes of fighting and dead alien bodies i walk to the other hill where a covenant platform was over a cliff.i tell the drop ship that this was the new lz.so they land but for some reason it was to heavy for the platform and we go tumbling down.the phantom flew away before we crashed but i couldnt fly.i get out of the ruble and i noticed hey my ma5b is gone so i look around and i find this star wars commando blaster so i pick it up and say "this will do for now."so i keep walking and i see tons of droids,sbds,magana guards,and geonotions coming at me. i start unloading and after a minute i say screw this and run away.well i found another lz(sucerly on the ground) and they picked me up.well i go in and find out that everyone i know is in there.so we start flying and over the com channel i hear "we see some building up ahead were gona land and use it as shelter,teams alpha and bravo get reading for house clearing"so i suit up and get a new ma5b rifle and i got with my squad.we drop out and got instructins."alpha team will clear the house,bravo you guys go and create a perimiter"so they go in the house and we go through the perimeter makeing sure there were no more suprises.then we here on the comm"what the heck is that?""i dont know but shoot it""whered it go?""uhhhh!"*gun shots*"we need to find a way out hurry""man down man down!"then it stoped.we found this little closed in porch and we get close and we see to kids in side and they yell"dont come in theyll kill us!'' and stuff like that.i go in.out of no where a board in the floor pops up and and owl that looked like the o rly owl but was red and yellow and had an eye missing came out and grabed the girl and flew off.then rats come out of the wall and tryed to get the boy but i jummed in and grabbed him but then the rats covered me.then my teammate shot me and i wasnt hurt at all but all the rats died.the we hear gun shots comming from inside the house so i open up the door and a guy from alpha squad fell on me.i closed the door quick and he said"weve got to get out of here now i swear to good this place is huanted!"then the half the room disapears and turns into a pond with sharks and one jumps up and eats the boy.i see a bed in the room and we got behind it and i touched it and red stuff came out.the alpha squad guy yelled"see!its blood!!!!"so i smell it and i said no its not its poisin barries.so i take the mattress and threw it into the pond and the sharks ate it and died and the room reappered.soo we walk out and saw these 4 frankenstein guys.we almost shoot and i yell"hold your fire!"they looked dead so we go up to them and they wake up and grab us so we start hand to hand fighting.i hit the guy in the stomach and he luaghed so i grabbed my freind and told him to do the same and he luaghed.then guys come off the drop ship as back up and the monsters turn into butlers and 4 dressing rooms appear and so does a pool and some couches.so were like wtf? while everyone else said it was safe and come out of the drop ship.so they do and it was like a party.then some one went into the dressing rooms to change to go swimming.well then i saw the butler go into the same one.i go over there and pull the tent down and there was the franken stein monster eating the person so i grab my pistol and shot it in the head.well after that i went and sat down and the girl i like came over and sat down and got me pizza and talked to me all night.well thats not the end.later i went to the dropship to reload and resupplie.i comeback and me and the guy from alpha squad was with me and we saw people swimming in the pool.so we go yelling "get out of the pool!!!!"we got there and got some people out but then the water turned black and people fell under and dissapered.there was one person left in that pool and it was the girl i liked and i grabbed her arm but the tentacles came up and grabed her and she was wet so i couldnt hold on and she went under so i jumped in but then the water turned normal and it disapered.i was really torked.so i get out and an old man came up to me and said "do you want her back" and i said "hell ya" so he cut my wrist and put some weird pacth on it and thewater turned black again.so i jumep in and kill the thing with my knife and then the water turned normal but the girl didnt come back.i talked to te old guy and he said "you have to liberate this whole mansion"
1 year later
i went up to the old man and he said "theres one left,but ill handle this"so he cuts his eyes out(ewww)and puts the pacthes on.he goes up a tree into the tree house.a giant light and a loud boom and a body came tombling out.it was the old mans.that reallly torked me off so i cut my arm and put my pacth on and climed up in full battle armor.i get up and the tree house looked like some evil mansion with skulls everywhere and giant red fire bursting out of the ground and evil organ music was playing.(think phantom of opera).then a giant devil/demon type thing comes at me and says"insignifacant creature!you plan to kill me!your soul will soon belong to me!!!"i look him straight in the eye and raise my assualt rifle at his head with one hand and said"oh please" and i shot.then i giant bang and white light filling everything.
then i woke up.
ps if theres tons of spelling error please excuse it.that was alot to write
thats one of my dreams
Posted 01 March 2007 - 04:33 PM
I had a dream that me and 2 of my friends, Boy x and Girl x, were going to girl x's house.
On the way there girl x was like "Blake come drive for me"
So I did, they girl x and boy x started doing the nasty in the back of her car...
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