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#1 User is offline   SpudCrushr 

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Posted 03 August 2010 - 05:06 PM


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Posted 03 August 2010 - 05:32 PM

this looks very interesting ... i like the idea of seeing every file on your hard drive with a hot key click(s), but i do kinda doubt that this will take over the keyboard. i have been using virtual keyboards for a long time on robotics and such, and this is not new to that arena ... it is still cumbersome ( at least to me ) to get around on. if that was all you had available, then maybe, but it takes more to spin to your letter, then choose which case you want ( upper or lower ) as opposed to a single dedicated button ... i think it is a cool little gimmick, but time will tell if it catches on... the proof is in the pudding
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Posted 03 August 2010 - 05:49 PM

So...I checked ny pudding and there's no proof in there so...



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Posted 03 August 2010 - 05:52 PM

You guys do realize that this is from The Onion, right?

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Posted 03 August 2010 - 05:59 PM

View PostFrontier_Bill, on 03 August 2010 - 08:52 PM, said:

You guys do realize that this is from The Onion, right?

nah, man ... its from the spud...crusher

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Posted 03 August 2010 - 06:05 PM

:P

Not real, but funny.

What wouldn't surprise me is a future Apple that replaces the keyboard with touch screen, so you'd type on portions of the screen instead of on physical keys, similar to some of their other products. I wouldn't want one, but I don't like Apple products either.
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Posted 03 August 2010 - 06:21 PM

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Posted 03 August 2010 - 09:01 PM

I'm on my itouch, so I wouldn't have know a difference.

Now pretending I didn't know that, that keyboard would suck!
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Posted 03 August 2010 - 09:57 PM

i'll give it to the onion... they made it look convincing and funny at the same time... the new mac book is unbreakable, just dont hit or drop it. lolz
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Posted 04 August 2010 - 06:36 AM

Apple seems to think excessive scrolling is easier than just hitting a key on a board. :(


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Posted 04 August 2010 - 06:43 AM

that video is old as balls guys.


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Posted 04 August 2010 - 07:01 AM

View PostThalion, on 03 August 2010 - 07:05 PM, said:

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Not real, but funny.

What wouldn't surprise me is a future Apple that replaces the keyboard with touch screen, so you'd type on portions of the screen instead of on physical keys, similar to some of their other products. I wouldn't want one, but I don't like Apple products either.

It's called the iPad :)

I won't lie, I thought the people in this news feed looked kind of bogus, but I totally thought it was real until they said it's indestructible as long as you don't hit it or drop it. lol. Then when she said dicking around. The thing is, this wouldn't surprise me to have them release something like this.

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Posted 04 August 2010 - 10:03 AM

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