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Life or death... canniablism? Rate Topic: -----

Poll: Cannibalism (71 member(s) have cast votes)

Would you consume human flesh to survive in a life or death situation?

  1. Yes - and live. (58 votes [81.69%])

    Percentage of vote: 81.69%

  2. No - and die of starvation. (13 votes [18.31%])

    Percentage of vote: 18.31%

For fun.. what do you think it would taste like?

  1. Pork (22 votes [30.99%])

    Percentage of vote: 30.99%

  2. Chicken (12 votes [16.90%])

    Percentage of vote: 16.90%

  3. Beef (6 votes [8.45%])

    Percentage of vote: 8.45%

  4. Small wild game, such as deer or elk. (9 votes [12.68%])

    Percentage of vote: 12.68%

  5. Bear (9 votes [12.68%])

    Percentage of vote: 12.68%

  6. Icckkkyyyy!!!! (13 votes [18.31%])

    Percentage of vote: 18.31%

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Posted 24 November 2008 - 04:58 PM

Simple. You are in a life or death survival situation. There lays before you and a group of survivors, previously healthy, but now deceased humans. Do you consume the flesh of the fallen man in order to survive, or do you have a moral obligation that leads to your demise?


And no. You may not pull the "I will wait for rescue, it is sure to come before death by starvation!" I am talking an utterly hopeless situation where you can count on 2 weeks before ANYONE might find you. The answer is simple. Yes, and live. Or no, and die. The flesh is not diseased. The person died from trauma.

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Posted 24 November 2008 - 05:00 PM

Heck NO!!! I wouldn't eat human.


This should be funny though, to see who here on SO would be cannibals.

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Posted 24 November 2008 - 05:01 PM

if they had recently died and there was no other source of food.....sure, why not.
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Posted 24 November 2008 - 05:02 PM

...yeeeah...probably..depends on who it was..

would taste like deer meat i bet
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Posted 24 November 2008 - 05:02 PM

I would. The body was merely the vessel of a man who is no longer with us. It is nothing more than a pile of meat and bone.

And I think it would taste an aweful lot like bear. Greasy. We have terrible diets. We eat everything. Bears consume flesh and foliage. As do we. And bear is a greasy meat, as I would imagine most people would be greasy. Except for the lanky people. They would be stringy and dry. Like poorly cooked pork.

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Posted 24 November 2008 - 05:08 PM

Isn't that why your not supposed to get to know people you are traveling with?
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Posted 24 November 2008 - 05:09 PM

View Postepic_fail, on Nov 24 2008, 05:08 PM, said:

Isn't that why your not supposed to get to know people you are traveling with?


HAhhaha. Thats great. Someone should put that in a travel guide.

"Remember to never befriend your fellow airline passengers in the event you should have to eat one in the name of survival. Or fun."

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Posted 24 November 2008 - 05:11 PM

Definitely. BUT, I would try to preserve as much as possible for the family when rescue did arrive.
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Posted 24 November 2008 - 05:12 PM

View PostFrontier_Bill, on Nov 24 2008, 08:09 PM, said:

View Postepic_fail, on Nov 24 2008, 05:08 PM, said:

Isn't that why your not supposed to get to know people you are traveling with?


HAhhaha. Thats great. Someone should put that in a travel guide.

"Remember to never befriend your fellow airline passengers in the event you should have to eat one in the name of survival. Or fun."



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Posted 24 November 2008 - 05:13 PM

View PostFrontier_Bill, on Nov 24 2008, 07:09 PM, said:

View Postepic_fail, on Nov 24 2008, 05:08 PM, said:

Isn't that why your not supposed to get to know people you are traveling with?


HAhhaha. Thats great. Someone should put that in a travel guide.

"Remember to never befriend your fellow airline passengers in the event you should have to eat one in the name of survival. Or fun."


hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111

but yeah, i would. survival of the fittest! (also includes strongest stomach, i guess)
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Posted 24 November 2008 - 05:14 PM

Sir, I just called you both! That is, if I would have to consume your flesh. Don't worry, I would go for the forearm first. Although, the cheek is supposedly the most desireable piece of flesh. And thats from ANY critter, not just humans.

The head is off limits. Thats just creepy... I don't even eat flesh from the head of normal food items.

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Posted 24 November 2008 - 05:15 PM

So far only one other person that agrees with me. For the record I wouldn't eat human.


EDIT: make that 2 people.

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Posted 24 November 2008 - 05:15 PM

Wait a minute... this could bring up a TERRIBLE paradox!! What if you really liked it?

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Posted 24 November 2008 - 05:17 PM

View PostFrontier_Bill, on Nov 24 2008, 06:15 PM, said:

Wait a minute... this could bring up a TERRIBLE paradox!! What if you really liked it?



:D That could happen.
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Posted 24 November 2008 - 05:21 PM

View Postmurdercrow, on Nov 24 2008, 05:11 PM, said:

Definitely. BUT, I would try to preserve as much as possible for the family when rescue did arrive.


Dude, I dunno.. How would you feel if you found out that you recently deceased loved one was eaten by another human? Yes, it was to survive, but seriously... That would be the most boinked up situation ever.

Check please.




Also, I think it would taste like pork or deer.. probably more like pork though.

Also, yes, I would probably eat them.

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