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The Yo Momma Game. Sounded like fun. Rate Topic: -----

#106 User is offline   mass destruction 

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Posted 19 September 2009 - 12:25 PM

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yo momma so poor she chases after the garbage truck with a shopping list

yo momma so poor the rainbows in her neighborhood are black and white

yo momma so old her high school reunion is at the cemetary

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Posted 19 September 2009 - 02:48 PM

the first and last one is a win
yo mamas so fat they had to change one size fit all to one size fits most
If you can't hack it, then I suggest you pack it!
I'm on it like white on rice, with a glass of milk in a snow storm.
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Posted 19 September 2009 - 03:54 PM

Almost

Your mommas Obama

OOoooOOooh Burn!
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Posted 19 September 2009 - 04:57 PM

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Yo momma's so fat the only reason she goes to Weight Watchers is because of the double doors.
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Posted 20 September 2009 - 12:29 PM

lose
yo mamas so fat that she ate the biggest loser (weak I know, only one I caould think of)

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If you can't hack it, then I suggest you pack it!
I'm on it like white on rice, with a glass of milk in a snow storm.
Doesn't matter what gun you have, as long as you can hit what you're looking at.
Procrastinators of the world unite...TOMORROW
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Posted 20 September 2009 - 03:37 PM

Meh

Yo mommas such a criminal she's more illegal than your sig.

Not to mention bigger than it too, fatass

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Posted 20 September 2009 - 04:45 PM

Failtastic.

Yo momma's so dumb, she mortifies esoteric philanthropists with abstinence from quintessential victuals.
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Posted 20 September 2009 - 06:17 PM

LOSE! LOL.

[in a Chinese accent] "Yo' mama so fat, when she jumped for joy, she got stuck... ok thank you."

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Posted 21 September 2009 - 03:54 PM

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Yo mommas so redneck she called the state when the cops came and took her steel.
Life is short, get off your couch
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Posted 21 September 2009 - 04:19 PM

You can do better than that...

Yo momma's so dumb and poor, she once put a WalMart coupon on layaway.

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Posted 21 September 2009 - 04:23 PM

weak.

Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.
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Posted 21 September 2009 - 04:44 PM

meh


Yo Mommas so redneck she wrecked her truck trying to get dinner
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Posted 21 September 2009 - 04:45 PM

Sad.


Yo momma's so bald she gets brainwashed every time she has a shower.
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Posted 21 September 2009 - 04:48 PM

sadder xD


Yo momma so fat she got a 3 year contract from the tv show "biggest loser"
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Posted 21 September 2009 - 04:50 PM

ok...


Yo momma so ugly when they took her to the Beautician it took 10 hours....and that was just for the quote!
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