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#1 User is offline   robin92490 

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Posted 11 May 2007 - 12:16 PM

Today i woke up and my dog was in labor. so my stepdad told me i had to stay home from school, incase anything went wrong.

So ive been up since 6 am with this stupid dog. She had her first puppy at 8:50, the second at 9 the third at 9:30 and sometime between 10 and noon she had a fourth..

It wasnt as bad as i thought it would be until the second puppy was born. For some reason my dog is a dummy and wouldnt get the sac of its face. so ofcourse, i had to do it. I dont know if youve ever had to touch a baby animal before its cleaned, but the sac is extremely slippery and hard to rip. So while this puppy is suffocating im crying and trying to get this stupid thing off its head. Thankfully i got it off, and the puppy was fine.

Then the 3rd one was born and i thought that was it, but my mom told me to stay near her to keep an eye on things, I ended up falling asleep on the kitchen floor until noon, and when i woke up there was another baby.

Ive washed my hands about 20 times and i decided im never having kids.


At least we can sell these puppies, and ive been promised that all the money is going towards my car. lol
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Posted 11 May 2007 - 12:18 PM

Awww, man. I was eating, too. Way to ruin my lunch, Robin. :)
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Posted 11 May 2007 - 12:20 PM

The same thing happened with me and my German Sheperd (dead now). It feels all slippery and wierd, like one of those fish that use mucus to cover themselves... :)

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Posted 11 May 2007 - 12:20 PM

LOL nice, you got puppies.


Can I ppwwwweeeeeaaaasssseeee have one :) ?

Man, I love dogs, what kind of dog is it?

Oh and 20 bucks says you have kids.
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Posted 11 May 2007 - 12:20 PM

thats nothing - try watching a farm dog EAT the sack after a lamb is born. :)
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Posted 11 May 2007 - 12:20 PM

View PostMarauder_Pilot, on May 11 2007, 12:18 PM, said:

Awww, man. I was eating, too. Way to ruin my lunch, Robin. :)



Youre lucky, my camera batteries died. haha.


if i cant eat, neither can you. lol
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Posted 11 May 2007 - 12:23 PM

View PostDaggerBurn, on May 11 2007, 03:20 PM, said:

thats nothing - try watching a farm dog EAT the sack after a lamb is born. :)

Eww what the f-...... have you ever seen the video of the Calf cow eating the baby chick? :mellow:
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Posted 11 May 2007 - 12:28 PM

They are DOO DOOzus. They are the ugliest dogs ever. And they are all black and white. except one of them has some brown.


hahah gimme 400 bucks Whitefox and ill give you one. and when im 40 and unmarried and childless im going to call you and get my 20 bucks :P


Dagger i had to watch my dog eat 4 of them. lol The worst part, besides having to touch it.... was when my dog started chewing the embilical cords off.... :sick: :eck:

i really dont think ill be able to eat today. haha.

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Posted 11 May 2007 - 12:29 PM

View PostPooker, on May 11 2007, 03:23 PM, said:

View PostDaggerBurn, on May 11 2007, 03:20 PM, said:

thats nothing - try watching a farm dog EAT the sack after a lamb is born. :sick:

Eww what the f-...... have you ever seen the video of the Calf cow eating the baby chick? :mellow:


never seen that. but i grew up near farms so i saw some crazy POOPY SHIZZLE
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Posted 11 May 2007 - 12:31 PM

Go on Fugly.com and look for it.
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Posted 11 May 2007 - 12:31 PM

View Postrobin92490, on May 11 2007, 03:28 PM, said:

Dagger i had to watch my dog eat 4 of them. lol The worst part, besides having to touch it.... was when my dog started chewing the embilical cords off.... :sick: :eck:

i really dont think ill be able to eat today. haha.


haha, ok you got me there on quantity. but the sheeps sack is the size of a small dufflebag.

if you want to eat though you will probably need to get out of the house to a restaurant
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Posted 11 May 2007 - 12:35 PM

That's not bad. A friend of mine in high school had a cat that was pregnant. One it jumped into her lap and gave birth right there.
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Posted 11 May 2007 - 12:36 PM

haha i tried eating, but everytime i went to take a bite, i would start gagging.


Hahaha youre poor friend Puz. I would have thrown up.

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Posted 11 May 2007 - 12:46 PM

View Postrobin92490, on May 11 2007, 12:28 PM, said:

They are DOO DOOzus. They are the ugliest dogs ever. And they are all black and white. except one of them has some brown.


hahah gimme 400 bucks Whitefox and ill give you one. and when im 40 and unmarried and childless im going to call you and get my 20 bucks :P


Dagger i had to watch my dog eat 4 of them. lol The worst part, besides having to touch it.... was when my dog started chewing the embilical cords off.... :sick: :eck:

i really dont think ill be able to eat today. haha.

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Posted 11 May 2007 - 12:48 PM

400 bucks? Cheap, but I need lacrosse stuff so I'm gonna have to say no on this one :sick: .

Oh and Puz I really feel bad for the friend with the cat story, it must have been horrific, namely one, it's a cat (I like kittens, but not many cats), and two, it's giving birth. Yes, in that order.

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