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#181 User is offline   snuffels 

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Posted 20 July 2007 - 01:18 PM

kid with a pump-hi!

me-dude...if I had a doller for every time i have seen one of those here...well, I wouldnt have any money or anything...im just saying...

we both laugh...
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Posted 20 July 2007 - 02:36 PM

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Posted 20 July 2007 - 10:40 PM

View PostTS0716, on Jul 20 2007, 01:10 PM, said:

*Sitting in the staging area cleaning my mask*
*two kids walk up*
Kid1 - nice gun, can i pick it up?
Me - sure, just don't runaway with it
Kid 2 - let me feel it too?
Me - sure
*Kid2 put the gun up to his face (Putting his eye into the stock class feed, trying to use it as a scope)*
Kid 2 - dude, why is your scope not working?
Me - its not a scope its a...
Kid 1 interrupts - stupid, its night vision scope
Me - alright, can i have my gun back before you break my night vision scope?


hahahahahahaha.

that had to be the funniest thing i've seen in a LONG time.
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Posted 23 July 2007 - 09:39 AM

Well, I played with my first pump gun for the first time this weekend, and I loved it. Oh, it is a old style pgp.

But anyhow I got all kinds of comments.

standin around waiting for game to begin, had the pgp stuck in my side pocket.

Guy:hey dude get your gun we are getting ready to start
me: I got my gun(as i pull it out of my pocket)
guy: haha..seriously dude, get your real gun
Me: dude, this is my REAL gun


While we are playing

I sneak up behind a bulding they are hiding in, and lean out to take a quick peek
the guy on the other team sees me, saw my gun, and started hollering "its the pump guy, we need reinforcements!!"<--and it was my first time playing pump, so I still kinda suck a little :dodgy:


heh I thought those were the best but I had alot of people commenting on my choice of marker.
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Post icon  Posted 27 July 2007 - 10:33 AM

View Postaqua_scummm, on Apr 11 2007, 01:07 AM, said:

I get a lot of positive comments. One kid asked me how best to play against pump players, after a few matches.

I told him "hide and surrender"


I do get a lot of "where's your air" kind of things, and someone once said my marker hurts more "because it uses CO2"



i dont have that problem my pmi has a 20oz on it and boy that pupy nokes those pump critics out of the game
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Posted 27 July 2007 - 12:39 PM

View PostTS0716, on Jul 20 2007, 01:10 PM, said:

*Sitting in the staging area cleaning my mask*
*two kids walk up*
Kid1 - nice gun, can i pick it up?
Me - sure, just don't runaway with it
Kid 2 - let me feel it too?
Me - sure
*Kid2 put the gun up to his face (Putting his eye into the stock class feed, trying to use it as a scope)*
Kid 2 - dude, why is your scope not working?
Me - its not a scope its a...
Kid 1 interrupts - stupid, its night vision scope
Me - alright, can i have my gun back before you break my night vision scope?

LOL
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Posted 27 July 2007 - 03:40 PM

*In stageing area*

Me: I wanna pump so bad
Friend 1: Dude Pumps suck unless you been playing for a long time
Me: ;)
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Posted 27 July 2007 - 06:07 PM

View PostDARK_KIDO, on Jul 27 2007, 05:40 PM, said:

*In stageing area*

Me: I wanna pump so bad
Friend 1: Dude Pumps suck unless you been playing for a long time
Me: :dodgy:


I'd say that's pretty true, you probably will suck unless you've been playing a while, but you'll have a lot of fun doing it.

"you forgot your hopper"

'no, the balls go in here, it hold 10 rounds'

"10? I have more here if you need them"

'oh I brought extra' pulling a 10 round tube out of my pocket

I just love their faces around this point


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Posted 27 July 2007 - 06:57 PM

View PostGobo Fongo, on Jul 27 2007, 08:07 PM, said:

View PostDARK_KIDO, on Jul 27 2007, 05:40 PM, said:

*In stageing area*

Me: I wanna pump so bad
Friend 1: Dude Pumps suck unless you been playing for a long time
Me: :dodgy:


I'd say that's pretty true, you probably will suck unless you've been playing a while, but you'll have a lot of fun doing it.

"you forgot your hopper"

'no, the balls go in here, it hold 10 rounds'

"10? I have more here if you need them"

'oh I brought extra' pulling a 10 round tube out of my pocket

I just love their faces around this point


Its the fact that he said that PUMP GUNS suck, not players.
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Posted 28 July 2007 - 06:23 PM

LAWL!!!!!! Sorry if this is out of nowhere but I thought I would point it out. I was chatting with a guy I know about paintball, he says he knows alot. So I told him I am going to get a Phantom and this is how it goes...

says:
co2 comes out the front bottem handel?
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In which case he is saying the 12 gram co2 changer.

So I show him what a 12g is and he replies with:

says:
w t f? lmao how many ounzes is that?
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I say its 12 grams, youll get more shots out of it than a semi and he replys:

says:
a pump? w t f is that? :S
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So now im just like omg you n00b! I said you have to pump the gun each time you fire to re chamber another round... he says:

says:
OMFG!!!!! ROFL!!!!! thats sooooooooooooooooooooo... ghey
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I feel like slapping him in his n00b face. I find it kind of funny though, he thinks he knows everything and until now he didnt even know what a pump was, nor a 12g co2 cartridge.

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Posted 28 July 2007 - 06:56 PM

View PostDARK_KIDO, on Jul 27 2007, 06:40 PM, said:

*In stageing area*

Me: I wanna pump so bad
Friend 1: Dude Pumps suck unless you been playing for a long time
Me: :huh:


you know though, when ever someone sees a pump, they thing of a BE blade, and see pumps as poopy starter markers. SO i wouldn't blame them for being uneducated.
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Posted 31 July 2007 - 12:57 PM

so I was talking with my friend at the field the other day.. I don't recall exactly what I said but when the word "auto trigger" came up and this guy came over and started yelling at me trying to explain this field does not allow full auto weapons. He went on a rant saying that I should take my marker somewhere else where "my kind" is more welcome and how fast firing weapons ruin the fun. There was just no air in his rant to interject. After a few minutes he stopped and I showed him it was a pump gun and explained what an auto-trigger was etc. He looked a little embarrassed and walked away.

He was a good guy though, I talked with him throughout the day and after awhile he really liked the idea of using a pump gun.
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Posted 31 July 2007 - 01:32 PM

View PostPiller, on Jul 31 2007, 02:57 PM, said:

so I was talking with my friend at the field the other day.. I don't recall exactly what I said but when the word "auto trigger" came up and this guy came over and started yelling at me trying to explain this field does not allow full auto weapons. He went on a rant saying that I should take my marker somewhere else where "my kind" is more welcome and how fast firing weapons ruin the fun. There was just no air in his rant to interject. After a few minutes he stopped and I showed him it was a pump gun and explained what an auto-trigger was etc. He looked a little embarrassed and walked away.

He was a good guy though, I talked with him throughout the day and after awhile he really liked the idea of using a pump gun.


lol, I probably would have just showed it to him and said "It's a pump. Now what, tough guy?" lol

I got the usual stuff this weekend at the field. One older guy, when the kids asked what it was, straight up said "It's a shotgun!" I just nodded my head, said "Umm, no..." and walked away.

Later I had my barrel condom over the barrel and pump handle and the a kid said "That thing must hurt if it shoots paintballs that big!!" He had clearly mistaken the pump handle for the barrel.

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Posted 31 July 2007 - 01:43 PM

View PostTS0716, on Jul 28 2007, 09:56 PM, said:

you know though, when ever someone sees a pump, they thing of a BE blade, and see pumps as poopy starter markers. SO i wouldn't blame them for being uneducated.

Thats what my friend thought until I showed him a real pump. But he still thinks they're crap. I'm hoping to have a PGP before I play with him so I can show him.
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Posted 31 July 2007 - 11:59 PM

Alright. Blades are awsome. It has been my choice of pump since christmas when ibought myself a 10$ one off ebay. Funny story about one. me and this guy with a SP8 and a spotting scope are in a tower together, Hes laughing because i had a BE-Blade. "What goods that gunna do?" i see this guy on a hilll its quite a far shot for paintball.i called him out then i aimed i took like 3 shots and got the guy that he couldnt hit. Now that my KP3 will be arriving soon i want to get more into pump playing.

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