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#1 User is offline   The Stuntman 

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Posted 14 December 2007 - 02:54 PM

This is just plain mean...funny, but mean.
According to Canadian officials, a "Rogue Elf" is sending obscene letters to little kids on Santa's stationary.

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Hey Puz - can you find this guy & smack him around for us?
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Posted 14 December 2007 - 02:59 PM

santa is supposed to send/ recieve letters. what is that elf doing? their supposed to be making toys...... :rolleyes:
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Posted 14 December 2007 - 03:04 PM

Aww, they don't have a copy of the letters...

I'd just laugh my butt off at them.
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Posted 14 December 2007 - 03:04 PM

WOW! I heard this on the radio this morning. I had no idea MSNBC would pick up the story.

Some of the things I've heard about it are that flat out nasty.

http://www.citynews....news_17683.aspx

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They reportedly received responses to their missives that contained demeaning or insulting notes, including one that informs the tykes that "Santa is really bad." Another states "he hates kids." And those are some of the milder and printable replies.


If I could find the guy.......
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Posted 14 December 2007 - 03:32 PM

I suggest that we send out a manhunt APB for this guy, when we find him....we take turns whacking him in the nuts with a 2X4
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Posted 14 December 2007 - 03:41 PM

View Postmetalhead39, on Dec 14 2007, 05:32 PM, said:

I suggest that we send out a manhunt APB for this guy, when we find him....we take turns whacking him in the nuts with a 2X4


or a baseball bat...you can swing one a lot harder.

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Posted 14 December 2007 - 03:42 PM

but with the 2x4 you can lay it out on a table of some sort of flat surface and then play whack a mole
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Posted 14 December 2007 - 04:04 PM

View Postmetalhead39, on Dec 14 2007, 02:42 PM, said:

but with the 2x4 you can lay it out on a table of some sort of flat surface and then play whack a mole

Someone I know had to defend themselves with a 2x4 once, the confrontation went like this:

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Posted 14 December 2007 - 06:45 PM

lol....somebody has no life haha
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Posted 14 December 2007 - 10:48 PM

View PostPandemonium, on Dec 14 2007, 08:45 PM, said:

lol....somebody has no life haha

I do that every Christmas :P.
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Posted 14 December 2007 - 11:12 PM

This guy...is....awesome. ::NoDodgy::
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Posted 07 December 2008 - 10:39 AM

AND IF YOU ARE IN THE KITCHENER AREA ON DECEMBER 14 FLAG RAIDERS IS HAVING A CHARITY WINTER BIG GAME NAMED THE ROGUE ELF SO COME CHECK THIS OUT
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Posted 07 December 2008 - 11:11 AM

Tell him to go elf himself.

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Posted 07 December 2008 - 11:22 AM

In the words of my dear friend liz who coined the term "go suck an elf".

Does this remind anyone else of the Alltell commercial where the verizon and t-mobile peeps stole letters to santa and wrote stuff like "you arent getting alltell for xmas cause youre bad" and "you suck!"
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