Rogue Elf... ...makes little kids cry on Christmas
Posted 14 December 2007 - 02:54 PM
According to Canadian officials, a "Rogue Elf" is sending obscene letters to little kids on Santa's stationary.
Hey Puz - can you find this guy & smack him around for us?
Posted 14 December 2007 - 03:04 PM
Some of the things I've heard about it are that flat out nasty.
If I could find the guy.......
That is not dead which can eternal lie,And with strange aeons even death may die.
Posted 14 December 2007 - 03:41 PM
or a baseball bat...you can swing one a lot harder.
Posted 14 December 2007 - 04:04 PM
Someone I know had to defend themselves with a 2x4 once, the confrontation went like this:
Mean Dude: I'm gonna hurt you so bad, I can take my right foot, and put it upside your left ear.
Other guy: Well I can take this 2x4, and hit you with it...
Posted 07 December 2008 - 11:22 AM
Does this remind anyone else of the Alltell commercial where the verizon and t-mobile peeps stole letters to santa and wrote stuff like "you arent getting alltell for xmas cause youre bad" and "you suck!"