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#1 User is offline   mike7822 

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Posted 02 September 2010 - 02:52 PM

you know what I mean.

I work at a paintball field. Nothing exciting except that reffing is a lot more work than you may think.
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Posted 02 September 2010 - 02:55 PM

I work at a bowling alley. Pinsetters are more complicated than you think.
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Posted 02 September 2010 - 03:04 PM

I was actually just reading this thread on ST.
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Posted 02 September 2010 - 03:10 PM

bushs chicken

u dont have to deal with 20 angry black chicks bitching bout their chicken not being spicy enough at your job.
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Posted 02 September 2010 - 03:11 PM

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Posted 02 September 2010 - 03:42 PM

I am a paintball ref. It is not much more than what people see except for cleaning gear every day, yelling at little kids to put their masks on, getting yelled at by my boss because a kid took off his mask, hot party moms, big tips, free food, free coke icee's (my favorite!!!) and hot party moms.
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Posted 02 September 2010 - 03:58 PM

View PostCuy'val Dar, on 02 September 2010 - 06:42 PM, said:

I am a paintball ref. It is not much more than what people see except for cleaning gear every day, yelling at little kids to put their masks on, getting yelled at by my boss because a kid took off his mask, hot party moms, big tips, free food, free coke icee's (my favorite!!!) and hot party moms.


Are you sure the hot party moms aren't your favorite?
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Posted 02 September 2010 - 05:09 PM

I work in politics.

99% of people think that if you call the Senator, he/she has a magic wand to make issues with the local government go away. They don't.

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Posted 02 September 2010 - 05:10 PM

I work at Special Ops Paintball......

Our shipping guy Donny...... really isn't named Donny.......
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Posted 02 September 2010 - 05:48 PM

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If I told you what we really do then it wouldn't be a secret would it?

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Posted 02 September 2010 - 06:30 PM

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Posted 02 September 2010 - 06:47 PM

View Postdeltapaintball, on 02 September 2010 - 07:09 PM, said:

I work in politics.

99% of people think that if you call the Senator, he/she has a magic wand to make issues with the local government go away. They don't.


The Senator should get a law passed that solves that problem.
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Posted 02 September 2010 - 07:01 PM

You know all those signs you see in public buildings & offices with the room name in braille for the blind? They're useless - only about 10-15% of the blind can actually read braille.

Useless trivia alert...
Braille is not just a dotted version of the alphabet. Its more like shorthand, with certain braille characters representing combinations of letters or even entire words. Combinations/words like and of the er ou en th etc. are shown with a single character.A 7-10 letter word can be written in as few as 4-5 braille letters. Numbers use the same characters as letters, but with an identifying character in front. Thus "#abc" in english appears as "123" in braille
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Posted 02 September 2010 - 07:13 PM

Job: I'm an autopsy technician.
"Secret": We use food containers to store "tissue" in.
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Posted 02 September 2010 - 07:15 PM

We have to put urea in your diesel truck so the exhaust meets environmental standards.
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