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#301 User is offline   Ashrak 

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Posted 17 August 2009 - 12:00 PM

Well...you could tell him not to be an ass.


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Posted 17 August 2009 - 12:00 PM

Stab him, and tell him to shut up.

Or, you know, if your "too nice" to do that, you could always tell him he's being a dick.
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Posted 17 August 2009 - 12:05 PM

View PostScouting Sniper, on Aug 17 2009, 01:58 PM, said:

How the heck do you tell your girlfriends dad to knock it off and quit being an ass?


Very respectfully and politely repeat the following:

"Mr. <Last Name here>, please knock it off and quit being an ass."
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Posted 17 August 2009 - 12:06 PM

View PostScouting Sniper, on Aug 17 2009, 01:58 PM, said:

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So I was hanging out at my girlfriends house the other day and her older brother and dad were there. They started teasing her, calling her fat, and just a bunch of other crap, to the point where she is about crying cause they are being such jerks. How the heck do you tell your girlfriends dad to knock it off and quit being an ass?

Tell your girlfriends dad to knock it off and quit being an ass. It's that easy.
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Posted 17 August 2009 - 12:32 PM

just like they and you said it. and take her and leave. i prefer the term Frag! off. but thats me..
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Posted 17 August 2009 - 12:42 PM

The stabbing wouldn't go over so well, he's a cop in a rough part of town. And I, well, I'm out of practice.

Secondly, I want him to let me see his daughter, so telling him to Frag! off is probably not the best route.
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Posted 17 August 2009 - 02:10 PM

break up with her becuase "if she cant handle her own family,hows she going to handle the real world?"
jk,thats horrible,instead break up with her becuase she cant stand up for herself :ninja:
ok thats horrible too,what can i say,im a horrible person lol
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Posted 17 August 2009 - 02:12 PM

Talk to her mother about it.

Better yet find out where dad's mom is and talk to HER about it. I'm sure grandma would lay the smack down.
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Posted 17 August 2009 - 02:14 PM

^^ this
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Posted 17 August 2009 - 03:13 PM

View PostPuzuma, on Aug 17 2009, 05:12 PM, said:

Talk to her mother about it.

Better yet find out where dad's mom is and talk to HER about it. I'm sure grandma would lay the smack down.



Her mother divorced the guy. Her step mother could care less.

Although, the grandmother idea might work...
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Posted 17 August 2009 - 03:21 PM

give him a plate of arsenic cookies...
or ask him if this rag smells like chloroform.
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Posted 17 August 2009 - 03:49 PM

View Postraptorbite, on Aug 17 2009, 04:10 PM, said:

break up with her becuase "if she cant handle her own family,hows she going to handle the real world?"
jk,thats horrible,instead break up with her becuase she cant stand up for herself :ninja:
ok thats horrible too,what can i say,im a horrible person lol


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Posted 17 August 2009 - 03:54 PM

Hey Mr. (insert name here), is it just me or does this rag smell like chloroform?
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Posted 17 August 2009 - 05:37 PM

lol

Just tell her she should come sleep in your bed at night so she doesn't have to be around her dad anymore. Problem solved. :)

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Posted 17 August 2009 - 05:47 PM

Step 1: Watch Droop's avatar.
Step 2: Find her dad.
Step 3: Wait for her dad to be an ass.
Step 4: Repeat Droop's avatar suddenly, yelling as loud as you can with the exact motions.
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