- Ketchup chips will be available everywhere in the USA
- Poutine must be served in every restaurant that has french fries
- You can no longer call flat, fried pieces of dough "Elephant Ears" or any variation, they are properly known as "Beaver Tails"
- The igloo will be the new style of housing (artificial snow may be used in the south)
- The dogself will be the new official mode of ground transportation
- We respect the 2nd Amendment and your right to bear arms
because we don't want you to shoot us...
Vote Seizureman/SamSquanch '08 for Lounge Presidency!
This post has been edited by Seizureman: 03 November 2008 - 08:09 AM