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Posted 18 September 2011 - 07:11 PM

Some people will go to extraordinary length to score bonus points in a scenario game...like my team Captain, Jay Fridaddy" Friberg...

In this game " Mech Wars: Iron Sky" the earth is under attack by Nazi Cannibals from the Moon...with mechs. Fun game with TONS of costumes & role play.
So in real life, Fridaddy is an Alameda County Sheriffs Dept. Coroner's Investigator...meaning he's the guy who shows up to crime scenes to collect & process the body. He worked out an entire authentic autopsy report for someone from a low gravity environment who also was a cannibal...all on official coroners forms...and brought it to the game, along with a disposable hazmat suit & evidence collection bag.
We proceeded to capture an enemy player (per the rules of the scenario producer - tricky, but not impossible), bring him to our CP, execute him...and then perform an autopsy on the body.
Luckily the enemy player was a good sport & went along with our weirdness).The result is shown here:




We used the results of this mission to develop a bio-weapon "super virus" that would only effect the other team.... B)


Its a little long, but we had to take up a certain amount of time for the mission to score max points...
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Posted 18 September 2011 - 07:50 PM

lol...boring, but still kind of awesome
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Posted 19 September 2011 - 05:57 PM

really hope he isnt on the field with his mask on the table
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Posted 19 September 2011 - 09:50 PM

View PostDown Range Pain, on 19 September 2011 - 05:57 PM, said:

really hope he isnt on the field with his mask on the table

The CPs are enclosed safe areas. Goggles off ok, but no markers allowed inside the building.
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Posted 20 September 2011 - 07:17 PM

That is hilarious!
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Posted 20 September 2011 - 10:05 PM

View PostI.K.E., on 20 September 2011 - 07:17 PM, said:

That is hilarious!


Fri has a strange sense of humor...the description of the stomach contents (human flesh) was taken from a real case file involving cannibalism...
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