Funniest Paintball Story Retrothread #25
Posted 11 August 2013 - 07:48 PM
I was playing an outlaw game with friends in a cow pasture. I spotted a friend on the opposing team, fired a few shots at him, and started chasing him as he retreated. As I raised my marker to fire and plaster him between the shoulder blades, he suddenly disappeared into a trench! I was stunned that he seemed to have eyes in the back of his head! After the game, I asked how he knew to duck at just the right second.... His reply: "I accidentally fell down."
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Posted 12 August 2013 - 07:21 AM
It was in October. Freddy vs Jason. I was running up a hill and slipped. The barrel of my marker went in the mud. Had about 3in of mud in the barrel. Had to remove the barrel. Took 5 minutes to remove. 3 to get the mud out of the barrel so that I could shot. 2 to get it back on. Got the other player just in time. It was a fun experience and one I sooner wouldn't want to do again. The mud that is.
This post has been edited by oldhunter: 12 August 2013 - 07:22 AM
Posted 12 August 2013 - 01:47 PM
Here;s a picture from the same game, just different moment when I was flashing. (Haven't found any photos of Pirate flashing).