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#1 User is offline   Deus Ex Machina 

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Posted 02 July 2009 - 08:33 AM

So I moved in to my new apartment last night. It's a great place, except for one thing: my neighbor is insane.


Last night, starting at 8, she started yelling loud enough from her apartment that I could hear her at the opposite end of mine.

What did she say?

Well,

"He's a demon."
"He's an evil spirit."
"He's a bad force."
"Be gone demon."
"No one will see he's a threat."

This continued for four hours. Then this morning, after I took my shower, she said:

"He made banging noises at night." (I was reading the Bible."
"His shower interrupted my game."
"That punk is evil."
"He's not welcome here."
Plus everything she said last night."

My neighbor is officially bonkers.
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Posted 02 July 2009 - 08:39 AM

is she talking about you?
or is she just flipping?
bake her cookies
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Posted 02 July 2009 - 08:43 AM

She's talking about me, because she's made references to things I've done (like the shower).
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Posted 02 July 2009 - 08:46 AM

1. make her some cookies
2. take her to a fine resturaunt
3. drop her off somewhere remote and a hundred miles from home
4. ???
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Posted 02 July 2009 - 08:47 AM

View PostDeus Ex Machina, on Jul 2 2009, 10:43 AM, said:

She's talking about me, because she's made references to things I've done (like the shower).

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Exorcism?
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Posted 02 July 2009 - 08:50 AM

guys this is a woman we are talking about here
obviously this is some form of pre-dating ritual that they all go through.
by the sound of things i think that you are going to have a date this Saturday night, lucky man.






btw invest in a new lock
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Posted 02 July 2009 - 08:54 AM

^^ silly


No but seriously play it up. have some fun with it. bake her cookies and leave flowers for her
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Posted 02 July 2009 - 09:02 AM

View PostDroop, on Jul 2 2009, 08:54 AM, said:

^^ silly


No but seriously play it up. have some fun with it. bake her cookies and leave flowers for her
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She'll say they're poisoned, sent from the Dark Lord himself....

In any event, I'd ask my other neighbors if they know anything about her. Perhaps this is an elaborate Punk'd thing she does with all her new neighbors?

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Posted 02 July 2009 - 09:03 AM

View Post1-I, on Jul 2 2009, 07:50 AM, said:

btw invest in a new shotgun


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Posted 02 July 2009 - 09:22 AM

^^ lol i see what you did there^^
well yeah maduce thats the point to mess with her head.
and yeah a nice new 12ga oughta do the trick
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Posted 02 July 2009 - 09:29 AM

View PostDroop, on Jul 2 2009, 09:22 AM, said:

well yeah maduce thats the point to mess with her head.



I don't know how serious you were being, but if she is batDOO DOO insane, antagonizing he could lead the situation away from funny crazy, to broken ankles with a sledgehammer crazy.
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Posted 02 July 2009 - 09:32 AM

cant wait for halloween B)
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Posted 02 July 2009 - 09:34 AM

get a stereo and blast iron maiden "number of the beast"


according to what she's already said, she'd love some maiden.
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Posted 02 July 2009 - 09:36 AM

if her names charlotte.... charlotte the harlot
WIN
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Posted 02 July 2009 - 09:37 AM

yea, she's nuts. grab a lock and like 30 dead bolts. and maybe have a fort set-up incase she trys to enter.

Have you talked to other residants?
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