Happy Canada Day
Posted 01 July 2009 - 08:50 AM
*waits for canada to go on strike*
e-cookie for who gets the reference
puzuma- dont be such a hoser eh?
Posted 01 July 2009 - 10:57 AM
Canadians say 'eh'
Canadians live in igloo's
All Canadians Love Beer
Canada has 1 Person per Square Mile
Canadians have adapted to live with the Polar Bears
Canadians love to hunt baby seals
All Quebecois and Ontarians Smoke
Canadians accuse the US of polluting [fill in the blank], yet I've never met a Canadian woman who didn't puff in one day her own weight in methane,
tar, carbon monoxide and carbon dioxide.
Candians are all lumber-jacks
Canadians are all monarchists
Canadians Don't have Water Toilets
All canadian speak both english and french fluently.
All Canadians Snowboard
All Canadians are Inuit
All Canadians are jealous of Americans
Canadians are Uneducated
Every Canadian loves beavers animal, and that we all have at least one for a pet.
Canadians Cannot spell, this is especially true in the events of words such as "Colour"
Moose live in every part of Canada. they have a moose petting zoo at the boarder. Also a group of moose is referred to as meese.
At any place/time in Canada it is snowing, the reason we split Canada and America at the specific point was becuase of the wall of snow, it was easy that way.
What are "Eskimo Pies?"
we have mastered the art of eating boiled moose nose.
We can live in the cold for up to 30 days without rations. Which is handy becuase we live in 12 month snow seasons.
Every canadian drinks tea to honor the queen.
We all say aboot.
We have a boot and a bonnet on our cars. yet clearly, nobody sees a boot, or a bonnet.
We all have cerimonial snowshoes in our closets.
Every canadian owns at least 8 snow tires for thier car.
Every canadian has at least 5 shovels in thier garage, and we use them at least once a day.
Every Canadian owns a tuque.
This post has been edited by Eskimo: 01 July 2009 - 11:02 AM
Posted 01 July 2009 - 08:59 PM
Was it Canadian Bacon or something?
Yep, it was actually Michael Moore's first movie. The U.S. government convinces some people from Wisconsin? that Canada is going to go to war with America. It had John Candy in it, and it was hilarious.
I don't drink these days. I'm allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs. Robert Downey Junior
Now and then I announce "I know you're listening to empty rooms". If I'm wrong then no one knows, and if I'm right, Maybe I just freaked the hell out of some secret organization.