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#16 User is offline   Zeke 

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Posted 31 October 2007 - 09:23 PM

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Posted 03 November 2007 - 08:31 PM

You know, we really have the most boring position to talk about. Nobody comes over to argue with us anymore, nobody asks us how to customize anymore, nobody here ever asks about new tactics or has new ridiculous gun ideas. All in all, we've become pretty lame. Someone needs to stir up the hornets nest.

THERE'S NO DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A HAMMER AND A BROADSWORD!!!!111!!!ELEVEN!!ONE1ONE!ONE!!1111!!!!!ELEVENTYONE!!WON!!!11!!GAH!!ZOMG!!ELEVENZIEZ!!!11ZZZLOLZZ!!!!111!!!!!CAN!!I!!GET!!A!!HALELLUJIAH!!!??!!!!!!!!111AND ALL YOU HAMMERS WHO SAY OTHERWISE ARE HAPPY SKIPPING JOYFUL PERSON!!!!!!111!!!

That should keep us entertained for a day or two. I just need to cast the roles.
I'll play the part of the "Passionate Doubter"
Iron Man will be the "Understanding and helpful Hammer"
CamoDeafie will be the "Psychotic Hammer fanatic who hates all the "Broadsword and Hammer are the same" guys with an unquenchable passion"
DOC92 will play the part of the "sarcastic bystander", throwing in witty, yet sharp and thoughtful comments along the way that will poke at both sides of the argument.
Erndogg will be the beloved bartender who offers wisdom through old drunken sayings of yore that make us laugh and also think about how well they relate to our argument.
We still need someone to be the, "I'm not decided, but I'm willing to learn" part. DeadMan perhaps?
Anyone else who shows up may be cast as a walk on part and many others will be given non-speaking roles such as, "man at end of bar"

Alright people and...ACTION!
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Posted 03 November 2007 - 08:35 PM

Cowboy strolls into the Hammer bar and says, There ain't no difference between you idiots and the Broadswords. You just have another gun so you're slower than they are.









And you all smell funny.

Erndogg, I'll have a Cosmopolitan.

(PS, I would never order a Cosmopolitan at a bar, I'm a scotch/whiskey/bourbon man, but I figure the guys who doubt the hammer existance are cosmo drinkers, so I'm playing the part)
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Posted 04 November 2007 - 02:26 PM

Cosmopolitan?? Are you sure you wouldn't just want a spot of tea?
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Posted 04 November 2007 - 07:44 PM

Whoa, I actually like tea. And Long Island Ice tea is a strong drink.
Alright, Long Island Iced Tea.
And by the way, I think I could lay down just as much paint as you guys with my PM/DM/Ego/7/8/Droid/Borg/Excal/Vik/Marq/Insanzorzly upped ion/autotriggered Shocker pump conversion with pneumatic assist...
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Posted 06 November 2007 - 07:59 AM

**Iron Man turns around on barstool and says**

well now, we wouldnt be shooting slower than you, we'll be shooting much longer for one stream. **inserts various mathematical equations, hypothetical gear comparisons***

so you see, thats why our firepower is superior!
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Post icon  Posted 06 November 2007 - 08:50 AM

*A stranger walks in to the HAMMER BAR and asked the bartender "I am looking for the Dirtiest, sleezeist, and most entertaining Brothel" Erndogg says, "we don't have one" ;) The stranger looks about and says " YOU DO NOW!!!!!!!! ":unsure: What happend next was nothing short of extrodinary! With the crack of his whip.......... *

To be countinue..... :laugh:

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Posted 06 November 2007 - 08:56 AM

**as iron man hears the exchange of words, he slowly turns away on his barstool.. but alas, a small business card is mysteriously left on the bar... which reads *madam camae's massage parlor*


(you have to see the movie grandma's boy to get that reference)
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Posted 06 November 2007 - 11:39 AM

"They're massage therapists!"
How did this turn into a brothel? I'm not complaining, but wow, someone was in a "mood" when they decided to post. :rolleyes:
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Posted 06 November 2007 - 01:45 PM

View PostCustom Cowboy, on Nov 6 2007, 12:39 PM, said:

"They're massage therapists!"


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"Yea they message you *insert explicit word here* for money!"
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Posted 06 November 2007 - 03:52 PM

"Theres a word for that. I think its (fishermans tool)er."
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Posted 08 November 2007 - 06:23 AM

Deadman speaks up from the corner of the room and says. Is it true that hammers carry two guns to make up for what is lacking in other areas?
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Posted 08 November 2007 - 07:09 AM

Did the massage have a happy ending? Or will Mr. Hammer be left hanging, sore and in need of additional attention. Tune in next post and read what happens next, right after this one, proximo.
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Posted 08 November 2007 - 08:16 AM

Erndogg replies trying to avoid a bloody brawl

"Alright now.... I wont be having any bloody fisticuffs in me tavern."
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Posted 08 November 2007 - 07:41 PM

View Postdead man rcpc, on Nov 8 2007, 05:23 AM, said:

Deadman speaks up from the corner of the room and says. Is it true that hammers carry two guns to make up for what is lacking in other areas?

Yes, I have a very small car. Its a focus. I'm a big guy and I drive a Focus. I have to have a big paintball gun to make up for my tiny car.
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