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#1 User is offline   Fellwarre 

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Posted 12 September 2007 - 03:46 PM

So, I'm going to say something that will outrage some people.

I don't use a condom.

I know! I know! It's terrible, but here's my justification. I'm used to real weapons. I'm a law enforcement firearms instructor, and I follow every safety rule with my paintball marker that I do with my real guns. I can honestly say that as long as I've played paintball, I've never had a 'misfire' off the field.

I explain this to everyone I play with, and I also explain that, as I play primarily pistol, I'm always holstered with the safety on when I'm not on the field. When everyone else is putting their plug or their condom on, I'm holstering, strapping in, and walking off with my hands in the air.

This has to change, due to the fact that I'm going to be playing with an SPPL team (Vegas Fire Squad.)

The dilemma was, I didn't have any condoms for my guns, and barrel plugs wouldn't fit into the holster. SO, with the help of DIY tactical, Joann's Fabrics, and my sewing machine (real men aren't afraid to sew), I present to you my custom (again, remember, I play with Vegas Fire Squad) condoms!

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They're sturdy as hell, as they are lined with mil-spec cordura and the fabric on the outside is stitched to it, plus (I don't mind saying) they look cool as hell. They're super-duper easy to make, and if anyone wants to know how, I'll gladly PM them a quickie guide =)
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Posted 12 September 2007 - 03:49 PM

This is on pbn

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Posted 12 September 2007 - 04:07 PM

with the way you made them ...id allow them on a field...but just to say one thing...everyone...i mean everyone will use a condom/plug....to many kids out there these days.....and all it takes is one silly thing to happen...so know if your not usen one...and it was my field...i send ya home..or have ya get one...'nuff said...jp
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Posted 12 September 2007 - 04:34 PM

How many shots have you fired into your barrel condom to test it? You need to test it.


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Posted 12 September 2007 - 04:39 PM

Yeah... At least 5 shots

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Posted 12 September 2007 - 05:41 PM

Always use a condom. I've let off shots right out of the staging area. I was trying to switch hands on my reg and I turned my gun on. accecdently brushed the trigger and sent into the ground. I always have a condom on my gun.
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Posted 12 September 2007 - 06:58 PM

I like the Dice. Very nice. 10/10
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Posted 12 September 2007 - 07:02 PM

Nice stuff man.
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Posted 12 September 2007 - 07:14 PM

You know, You could sell some of these at your local field of something. Make a few extra bucks.
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Posted 12 September 2007 - 07:14 PM

I'm honestly sure you are competent with real firearms and paintball guns to walk around with them unbagged, but not everyone you play with will know that. I like the idea of making your own though. As long as they work, more power to you.
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Posted 12 September 2007 - 07:42 PM

As far as testing goes, I'm going to run the velocity up to about 310 and put a mag through each in the next week or so... not looking forward to it, 'cuase it's going to be hell to clean! =)
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Posted 12 September 2007 - 07:54 PM

View PostFellwarre, on Sep 12 2007, 03:46 PM, said:

I don't use a condom.


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Posted 12 September 2007 - 07:57 PM

Nevermind on the messy... YAY FOR REBALLS! Though, they're a bit... 'squidgier' than real paintballs... recon if I up the velocity as high as it'll go and throw a few reballs into the condoms, it should be a good test?
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Posted 12 September 2007 - 08:02 PM

Have to say I personally love the dice ones those look great but yah testing wtih real paintball would not be fun lol
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Posted 12 September 2007 - 08:49 PM

View PostFellwarre, on Sep 12 2007, 07:57 PM, said:

Nevermind on the messy... YAY FOR REBALLS! Though, they're a bit... 'squidgier' than real paintballs... recon if I up the velocity as high as it'll go and throw a few reballs into the condoms, it should be a good test?


Reballs should be a better test than normal paintballs. Paintballs will break and dissipate the energy. Where Reball will not break. Same principle why bounces hurt more than breaks.
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