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#1 User is offline   WardenWolf 

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Posted 10 February 2010 - 07:08 PM

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Arab conned into marrying bearded lady
Gets a nasty shock when missus lifts the veil


A Dubai man whose fiancée kept her charms hidden under a niqab opted for a quick divorce after his first glimpse beneath the veil revealed she was cross-eyed and sported a beard.

According to Gulf News, the unnamed "ambassador" never saw his intended's face on the few times they met, but was convinced all was well since the bride's mother had shown his mum pictures of his wife-to-be.

In fact, the snaps were of the bride's sister, and when the marriage contract was signed and the groom asked his new wife for a kiss, the terrible truth was revealed. The man immediately cancelled the wedding bash and filed a suit alleging "he was tricked by his parents-in-law and incurred emotional and moral damage".

The subsequent Sharia court hearing annulled the marriage, but rejected the plaintiff's claim for 500,000 dirhams (£85k) which he said he'd spent on clothes, jewellery and gifts.

The court also referred the woman to a specialist when her temporary other half demanded she be examined for "hormonal deficiencies". The expert reported she didn't in fact have any such problem. ®



My only reaction: Bwahahahahahaha!!!!

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Posted 10 February 2010 - 07:10 PM

wtf!
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Posted 10 February 2010 - 07:14 PM

Well......that's what you get for demanding a girl wear a veil....:o
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Posted 10 February 2010 - 07:27 PM

lol thats awful. poor girl... funny as hell though. i guess whats inside doesnt really count, does it.
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Posted 10 February 2010 - 07:29 PM

View PostBecc, on Feb 10 2010, 08:27 PM, said:

i guess whats inside doesnt really count, does it.

And anyone who says otherwise is selling something.
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Posted 10 February 2010 - 07:29 PM

View PostI.K.E., on Feb 10 2010, 09:29 PM, said:

View PostBecc, on Feb 10 2010, 08:27 PM, said:

i guess whats inside doesnt really count, does it.

And anyone who says otherwise is selling something.



or has a beard.
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Posted 10 February 2010 - 07:40 PM

View PostBecc, on Feb 10 2010, 08:29 PM, said:

View PostI.K.E., on Feb 10 2010, 09:29 PM, said:

View PostBecc, on Feb 10 2010, 08:27 PM, said:

i guess whats inside doesnt really count, does it.

And anyone who says otherwise is selling something.



or has a beard.


You'd probably be offended if she hit on you... :o
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Posted 10 February 2010 - 07:58 PM

hey, ive never pretended the outside doesnt count :P
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Posted 10 February 2010 - 08:19 PM

This is ....disturbing.

but I lol'd
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Posted 10 February 2010 - 08:38 PM

hell Im loling my arse off as well but you gota admit that the man had a 50/50 F youre life and You had it coming. I think the dude shouldve gotten at least some money, after all he did plan and pay for the wedding.
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Posted 10 February 2010 - 08:41 PM

Tooooo funny :P
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Posted 11 February 2010 - 12:05 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!

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Posted 11 February 2010 - 05:54 AM

he's probably got 20 other wives ... serves him right .... as always ( especially in marriage ..... ) BUYER BEWARE !!! lol



and like becc said you gotta feel for this poor chick ... she has very limited options in that world .... she should move to the the USA and she could become the next marilyn manson, or lady gaga .. then she could own that arab dude .. lol

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Posted 11 February 2010 - 09:48 AM

lol own the arab dude.


I sent this to my mom. She said "wonder why he didnt just kill her... less paperwork"
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Posted 11 February 2010 - 10:17 AM

View PostBecc, on Feb 11 2010, 11:48 AM, said:

lol own the arab dude.


I sent this to my mom. She said "wonder why he didnt just kill her... less paperwork"

i like the way your mom thinks .... i'll bet she watches that A&E show, "snapped" ... lol
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