I HATE IT when ugly people hit on you. its so insulting, its like what could possibly posses you to believe that i am in your league? Am i really as ugly as you? Lord save me, if i'm as ugly as you I might have to commit suicide.
Yesterday this guy followed me around all day... ugh... he has a gf (who is totally out of his league, not that thats saying much), but apparently she wont put out. And apparently, i am plan b. Not plan a where hes just confused as to what is attainable, i am his backup! hes fat, and smells bad, and i dont think has ever washed his long curly hair, and omg... its so disturbing... like i actually dont want to look at him he's that bad. plus he has a terrible personality.
I also cant get him to leave me alone... and he overheard me telling my other friend about how i finally got rid of the last one by asking where single parent services was, so i cant really pull that again...
any other funny horror stories? i know theres a few.
oh heres one, this other fat/ugly mentally handicapped girl hits on my guy friend all the time. we were all sitting around the lounge one day and she walks up, sits about 2" from him, puts her hand on his leg, and goes completely serious "Ian, I am the only one fit to have your babies." Ian almost cried i think
This post has been edited by Becc: 20 November 2009 - 09:29 AM