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#1 User is offline   Overkillforeva 

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Posted 17 September 2009 - 03:12 PM

Here's how it goes people! KEEP IT CLEAN AND TASTEFUL!

The game works like this, the first poster posts a joke and the second poster says Win/Lose then posts their joke.


Like this:

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Yo momma is so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.

Then the second poster:

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LOSE! Yo momma is so fat she puts on her belts with the help of a boomerang.

And so on.



So here it goes.

Yo momma so stupid she took an umbrella to see Purple Rain.
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Posted 17 September 2009 - 03:15 PM

lose!

Yo momma is so old she has met all 50 presidents
Life is short, get off your couch
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Posted 17 September 2009 - 03:21 PM

Lose :laugh:

Yo momma so old she owes Jesus 3 bucks.
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Posted 17 September 2009 - 03:22 PM

Lose

Yo momma so ugly she makes Pelosi look like Jessica Alba
Life is short, get off your couch
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Posted 17 September 2009 - 04:29 PM

WIN


Yo mamma so ugly she wears combat boots
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Posted 17 September 2009 - 04:33 PM

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Yo momma so dumb she buys fleas at the flea market
Life is short, get off your couch
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Posted 17 September 2009 - 04:47 PM

Lose.

Yo momma so fat when she walks down the sidewalk she holds up three lanes of traffic.
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Posted 17 September 2009 - 05:00 PM

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yo momma's so fat, she got up on a step stool, everyone heard the step stool AND thought the sun had been blotted
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Posted 17 September 2009 - 05:54 PM

LOSE!

Yo momma's so dense NASA uses her for Black Hole testing.
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Posted 17 September 2009 - 06:30 PM

Tie

Yo mamma so ugly she makes the blind cry
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Posted 17 September 2009 - 07:07 PM

WIN
your mama's so old when I told her to act her age she died.

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Posted 17 September 2009 - 07:27 PM

lose.

Yo momma's so fat, her waist size is DAYUM YO FAT!
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Posted 17 September 2009 - 07:38 PM

Win

Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
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Posted 17 September 2009 - 07:46 PM

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Yo mommas so fat shes on both sides of the family
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Posted 17 September 2009 - 07:53 PM

Lose.

Yo momma's so old she sat next to Jesus in 2nd grade.
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