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#1 User is offline   MurderDeathKill 

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Posted 13 May 2010 - 02:18 PM

https://www.commissaries.com/stores/html/st...S&page=news

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Michelle Obama's Apple Cobbler

8 Granny Smith apples, peeled and sliced (or a bag of frozen, peeled and sliced apples)
1 1/2 to 2 cups brown sugar
1 1/2 teaspoons cinnamon
1 teaspoon ground nutmeg
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/4 cup all-purpose flour
3 sheets refrigerated pie crust
3/4 stick butter, cut into small pieces
1/4 stick butter, melted

1. Place sliced apples in a large bowl.
2. In a small bowl combine brown sugar, cinnamon, nutmeg, salt and flour until well combined. Pour over sliced apples and toss until well coated.
3. Cover apple mixture and refrigerate overnight to let the spices permeate the apples.
4. Preheat oven to 325 degrees. Butter and lightly flour the bottom of a large baking dish.
5. Roll out 3 pie crusts as thin as possible. Layer the bottom of the baking dish with 1 1/2 of the crusts, letting crust hang over sides of dish.
6. Pour apples, with accumulated juice into crust; dot evenly with small pieces of butter.
7. Cover top with remaining 1 1/2 pie crust, folding and pinching crust together around edges. Cut steam vents in top crust; brush liberally with melted butter.
8. Place cobbler in oven, reduce temperature to 300 degrees and bake for 2 to 2 1/2 hours or until crust is deep golden brown and apples are tender when pierced with a knife.
9. Serve warm with a scoop of vanilla ice cream.

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This post has been edited by MurderDeathKill: 13 May 2010 - 02:19 PM

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Posted 13 May 2010 - 02:27 PM

:)! Communistic apple pie? The pie that's associated with American picnics with hot dogs and a ball game? The pie that uses granny smith apples because they're superior? A politically biased pie?!?

I say we march to the steps of Capital Hill and picket this! This is an out rage! Peach pie is the best kind of pie there is, GOLLY GEE WILIKERS it!
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Posted 13 May 2010 - 02:32 PM

mmmm ... sounds good to me ... i love apple pie, especially with ice cream, which was added at the end ..... but its gotta no LESS than 2 scopps
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Posted 13 May 2010 - 08:12 PM

I'm totally making this. Too bad apples are way out of season :dodgy:
It looks pretty standard. I like that she leaves the apples to "marinate" overnight in the spices. Most recipes I see are "Mix Apples and Spices, make Cobbler now!"

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Posted 14 May 2010 - 04:41 AM

A whole stick of fail.
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Posted 14 May 2010 - 06:04 AM

View PostMurderDeathKill, on May 13 2010, 04:18 PM, said:

https://www.commissaries.com/stores/html/st...S&page=news

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Michelle Obama's Apple Cobbler

8 Granny Smith apples, peeled and sliced (or a bag of frozen, peeled and sliced apples)
1 1/2 to 2 cups brown sugar
1 1/2 teaspoons cinnamon
1 teaspoon ground nutmeg
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/4 cup all-purpose flour
3 sheets refrigerated pie crust
3/4 stick butter, cut into small pieces
1/4 stick butter, melted

1. Place sliced apples in a large bowl.
2. In a small bowl combine brown sugar, cinnamon, nutmeg, salt and flour until well combined. Pour over sliced apples and toss until well coated.
3. Cover apple mixture and refrigerate overnight to let the spices permeate the apples.
4. Preheat oven to 325 degrees. Butter and lightly flour the bottom of a large baking dish.
5. Roll out 3 pie crusts as thin as possible. Layer the bottom of the baking dish with 1 1/2 of the crusts, letting crust hang over sides of dish.
6. Pour apples, with accumulated juice into crust; dot evenly with small pieces of butter.
7. Cover top with remaining 1 1/2 pie crust, folding and pinching crust together around edges. Cut steam vents in top crust; brush liberally with melted butter.
8. Place cobbler in oven, reduce temperature to 300 degrees and bake for 2 to 2 1/2 hours or until crust is deep golden brown and apples are tender when pierced with a knife.
9. Serve warm with a scoop of vanilla ice cream.

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Posted 14 May 2010 - 04:00 PM

I could of swore I saw the same exact recipe in a martha stewert cook book.
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Posted 14 May 2010 - 04:39 PM

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I could of swore I saw the same exact recipe in a martha stewert cook book.

EGADS .... are you saying that martha stewart ( a convited felon, no less ) STOLE michele obamas apple pie recipe ?? that bitch !!!
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Posted 14 May 2010 - 04:48 PM

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View Postdextonik, on May 14 2010, 07:00 PM, said:

I could of swore I saw the same exact recipe in a martha stewert cook book.

EGADS .... are you saying that martha stewart ( a convited felon, no less ) STOLE michele obamas apple pie recipe ?? that bitch !!!

Clearly Michelle Obama and Martha Stewart...ARE ACTUALLY THE SAME PERSON!
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Posted 14 May 2010 - 04:57 PM

View PostPirate, on May 14 2010, 07:48 PM, said:

View Postklaatu, on May 14 2010, 04:39 PM, said:

View Postdextonik, on May 14 2010, 07:00 PM, said:

I could of swore I saw the same exact recipe in a martha stewert cook book.

EGADS .... are you saying that martha stewart ( a convited felon, no less ) STOLE michele obamas apple pie recipe ?? that bitch !!!

Clearly Michelle Obama and Martha Stewart...ARE ACTUALLY THE SAME PERSON!

lol ... then that means ..... president barrack obama is actually ..... mr martha stewart ???? aka donald trump ????

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Posted 14 May 2010 - 05:20 PM

I prefer Barbra Bush'es Cheesecake...
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Posted 14 May 2010 - 07:39 PM

T-freak, is that White Obama in your avatar?
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Posted 15 May 2010 - 04:41 AM

View PostT-Freak, on May 14 2010, 08:20 PM, said:

I prefer Barbra Bush'es Cheesecake...

that is disgusting .... are you into older women or something ?
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Posted 15 May 2010 - 05:45 AM

FAIL BEYOND EVERLASTING FAIL!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted 15 May 2010 - 06:13 AM

View PostMurderDeathKill, on May 14 2010, 10:39 PM, said:

T-freak, is that White Obama in your avatar?


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