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The swine flu (n1h1) has mutated... zombies anyone? Rate Topic: -----

#1 User is offline   millhouse 

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Posted 02 May 2009 - 08:39 PM

Just when you thought it couldnt get worse...

http://bouncewith.me...ope/8027043.htm

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There has been a small outbreak of “zombism” in London due to mutation of the H1N1 virus into new strain: H1Z1.

Similar to a scare originally found in Cambodia back in 2005, victims of a new strain of the swine flu virus H1N1 have been reported in London.

After death, this virus is able to restart the heart of its victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believe to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during “resurrection.”

The World Health Organization (WHO) has raised the alert to phase six, its highest level, and advised governments to activate pandemic contingency plans.

In Mexico, the epicentre of the outbreak, President Felipe Calderon urged people to stay at home over the next five days.


CONFIRMED CASES

Mexico: 168 suspected deaths - eight confirmed - 12 zombies
US: one death, at least 91 confirmed cases
New Zealand: 13 confirmed cases
Canada: 19 confirmed cases
UK: 5 confirmed cases
Spain: 10 confirmed cases
Germany: 3 confirmed cases
Israel, Costa Rica: 2 confirmed cases each
The Netherland, Switzerland, Austria, Peru: 1 confirmed case each


Mapping the outbreak
Mexican economy squeezed by flu
Mexico: First swine flu cases
Africa awaits two swine flu tests
There are many cases elsewhere - including the US, Canada, Latin America, Europe, Israel, and New Zealand.

BBC health correspondent Mark McGrith says the raising of the WHO alert on Wednesday suggests a global epidemic, or pandemic, is imminent.

In the latest developments:

The Netherlands confirms its first case of zombie swine flu, in a three-year-old boy recently returned from Mexico. After passing away early this morning, he rose from the dead and lunged at his mother.
Ghana has become the latest country to ban pork imports as a precaution against swine flu, though no cases have been found in the West African country
China's health minister says that the country's scientists have developed a "sensitive and fast" test for spotting swine flu in conjunction with US scientists and the WHO. The country has recorded no incidence of the flu yet. There methods, however, have been uneffective in spotting the H1Z1 strain.
At the meeting of health ministers in Luxembourg, a French proposal for a continent-wide travel advisory for Mexico will be discussed.


SYMPTOMS - WHAT TO DO
Swine flu symptoms are similar to those produced by ordinary seasonal flu - fever, cough, sore throat, body aches, chills and fatigue
If you have flu symptoms and recently visited affected areas of Mexico, you should seek medical advice
If you suspect you are infected, you should stay at home and take advice by telephone initially, in order to minimise the risk of infection
If you feel yourself passing away, then notice your strength and vigor returning at an alarming rate, please attempt to restrain yourself to prevent infection and harm to others.


Q&A: What is swine flu?
Swine flu: How serious a threat?
Can masks help spread?
The quest for a swine flu vaccine
It is unclear whether the EU executive has the power to impose a travel ban.

Several countries have restricted travel to Mexico and many tour operators have cancelled holidays.

Other members are resisting calls to implement travel bans or close borders, on the grounds - backed by the WHO - that there is little evidence of their efficacy.

The EU ministers will also try to agree on how to refer to the new virus.

The European Commission has been calling it "novel flu", replacing the word "swine" to avoid prompting a fall in demand for pork and bacon.

On Wednesday, Egypt began a mass slaughter of its pigs - even though the WHO says the virus was now being transmitted from human to human.

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Posted 02 May 2009 - 08:42 PM

Fake, look at link your clickin on .
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Posted 02 May 2009 - 08:42 PM

wow.... we were just talking about what we would do if it became a zombie virus, this is just a joke right? lol
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Posted 02 May 2009 - 08:43 PM

Can't say I believe it. But hey, I wish there was a zombie epidemic. This is what we've all been waiting for right?

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Posted 02 May 2009 - 08:45 PM

View Postincog, on May 2 2009, 11:43 PM, said:

Can't say I believe it. But hey, I wish there was a zombie epidemic. This is what we've all been waiting for right?


lol, i was kinda hoping if there was a zombie outbreak, you could only get it from being bitten, not from the air, but maybe ill get lucky and be immune to it like I am legend, hmmm, id better get myself a German Shepard then
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Posted 02 May 2009 - 08:53 PM

View Postscubasteve186, on May 2 2009, 11:42 PM, said:

wow.... we were just talking about what we would do if it became a zombie virus, this is just a joke right? lol

The real BBC News site: http://news.bbc.co.u...cas/8030859.stm

BTW... Swine flu has NOTHING to do with pigs. Pigs are more likely to catch a flu from humans than humans from them.
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Posted 02 May 2009 - 08:59 PM

EPIC LOLZ!.....how the hell would a virus restart your heart.......

....my goodness, ive had just about enough of this whole "Swine Flu" bull crap....
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Posted 02 May 2009 - 09:08 PM

I called shens as soon as it said that it could restart the heart.
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Posted 02 May 2009 - 09:09 PM

lol. I've been sick the past couple days... I probably shouldn't have eaten those two pounds of bacon. :D

(yes, I know you can't get swine flu from bacon, or anything for that matter.)
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Posted 02 May 2009 - 09:13 PM

Yeah, knew it was BS, but it did give me a laugh.
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Posted 02 May 2009 - 09:15 PM

im half expecting a "Swine Flu" episode of South Park in the near future....
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Posted 03 May 2009 - 01:02 AM

after seeing this I fully believe the author of I Am Legend was the one who spread the virus to make his book a reality :D
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Posted 03 May 2009 - 04:53 AM

Entertaining. Got my hopes all up for the zombie hordes, but alas, the vigil must continue instead of being able to implement what I call "Operation Fuzzy Bunny". Don't let the name fool you. When the zombie apocolypse comes, plenty of zombies will die as a result of "Operation Fuzzy Bunny". :D
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Posted 03 May 2009 - 05:36 AM

View PostUnkel Fester, on May 3 2009, 04:53 AM, said:

Entertaining. Got my hopes all up for the zombie hordes, but alas, the vigil must continue instead of being able to implement what I call "Operation Fuzzy Bunny". Don't let the name fool you. When the zombie apocolypse comes, plenty of zombies will die as a result of "Operation Fuzzy Bunny". :D

Theyre already dead.

Aftre reading the OTHER zombie thread, this was believable. Got my hopes up. =[
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Posted 03 May 2009 - 05:38 AM

talk about disappointing :D
i was really hoping that it was true a little bit there.
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