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#1 User is offline   I.K.E. 

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Posted 11 August 2013 - 07:48 PM

So post up your funniest moment in paintball.

I was playing an outlaw game with friends in a cow pasture. I spotted a friend on the opposing team, fired a few shots at him, and started chasing him as he retreated. As I raised my marker to fire and plaster him between the shoulder blades, he suddenly disappeared into a trench! I was stunned that he seemed to have eyes in the back of his head! After the game, I asked how he knew to duck at just the right second.... His reply: "I accidentally fell down."
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Posted 12 August 2013 - 07:21 AM

It was a small scenario game. At a place called Action Jacks up in Iowa. I don't remember the town. The place closed down a few years ago.

It was in October. Freddy vs Jason. I was running up a hill and slipped. The barrel of my marker went in the mud. Had about 3in of mud in the barrel. Had to remove the barrel. Took 5 minutes to remove. 3 to get the mud out of the barrel so that I could shot. 2 to get it back on. Got the other player just in time. It was a fun experience and one I sooner wouldn't want to do again. The mud that is.

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 01:47 PM

Fulda Gap. The first game for the Headbangers. Myself and Pirate were on the field, pulling shenanigans. Suddenly, a tank comes out into the field and pins everyone on our side down, including one of our AT players. He had taken a pop shot, but missed. So Pirate and I get an idea, and let the AT guy know we're going to distract 'em. He likes the plan, so we count down. We get to zero and Pirate and I jump out from behind our bunkers and lift up our kilts, screaming, yelling, etc. We watch the turret turn our way and at that moment, the AT guy pops up, aims and fires off a nerf that hits its target. Ref calls it out before the tankers were able to shoot us.

Here;s a picture from the same game, just different moment when I was flashing. (Haven't found any photos of Pirate flashing).

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