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#1 User is offline   Flippy the Wonder Bunny 

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Posted 21 October 2009 - 09:03 PM

So guys, what did you do to mess with teachers and fellow students in your high school days?

The other day I ordered pizza during lunch and had it delivered to the office during seminar. The principal was pissed, but I managed not to get detention or anything for it.

Share some stories and stuff now.
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Posted 21 October 2009 - 09:06 PM

Hmmm, worst thing I ever did was walking into class 5 minutes late. Give me some 1337 ideas folks!!!

Oh, and one of my professors is a SWAT instructor and LE officer. Another works for the DA

Sooooo, give me some good ideas that won't get me sent to jail or thrown to the ground, please. :dodgy:

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Posted 21 October 2009 - 09:25 PM

Uh . . . for starter you can stop going to home school Spuddy.

Let's see . . . used a chemical activated "bomb" (i.e. made a loud explosion by bursting sealed Mylar with a high pressure chemical reaction) to make a teacher curse in the 7th grade. Dropped it under some papers in his desk while he was out making copies. Went off a few second after he got back and sat down. He shot up, hit his knees on the corner of the desk and used a few colorful words to express his displeasure. Never pinned it on me though.

I had a lot of fun with "chem" experiments over the years. Dry ice in soda bottles and the like.

Oh, and I pranked out a few friends one year at my then girlfriends sweet 16 party. We both disappeared for about a half hour, and I came staggering out her uncles wood shed with my shirt on wrong side out, my belt undone, and my face absolutely coated with smeared lipstick. Look on their faces was priceless.
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Posted 21 October 2009 - 10:02 PM

i would print DIE 100 times when our class would go to a computer room..

and i could tell when the teacher was on the master computer looking at what everyone is doing.. i would simply open up word and type it.. YOU CANT TRACK WHAT I AM DOING YOUR COMPUTER SUCKS!!!
and i would just leave it up there for a few mins and pretend i was doing work just to throw him off...

and in math i would sharpen up my pencils real sharp and toss them up into the ceiling.. at one time i had 6 pencils up there and my teacher kept getting pissed cause she never found out who did it..

in metals class... hahahahaha ohh man... this 1 FRAGing freshmen that looked like porky pig.. DESTROYED one of my projects i was working on.. (i was making a bike frame from scratch...)

one day he was welding some stupid required thing before you move on to doing projects... i snuck out to my car.. got a cig.. started it up.. and put it at his feet and told the teacher he was smoking in there.. the teacher flips out and pulls him out and into the hall.. me and a couple other guys went into other stations and jacked up the vents... and we all started smoking while he was getting his ass chewed out...

so a couple days later this kid decided to try and mess with me again... (he took a torch to my lock on a locker in a shop.. pretty much everyone told me it was him) so i had to buy a new lock.. i let a few weeks go by.. let him think he is all cool and stuff... well.. i took a whole role of paper towel while he was welding and dropped it onto his bench while he was welding.. and it started on fire and his sleeve on his hoody caught fire.. and i just so happen to have been in the shop during electronics class (building something for the teacher) and i took a piss in his water bucket ...

so while he is on fire.. he puts his arm.. in this water/piss bucket.. and he SMELLS...

well he looked at me and he said I KNOW THIS WAS YOU!! well one of my friends started yelling at him saying that i was in the tool closet when it happened, and that if you were not such a stupid moron maybe poo like this would not happen to you..

he was a quiet kid rest of his time... he moved to TN couple months later...

yea... i was a terrible kid in HS.

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haha also in metal shop.. me and my friends would grab hammers, poles and pipes.. and start beating on the steel benches... our teacher asked us WHAT THE HELL ARE YA DOING?! and my one friend says.. WE ARE A HEAVY METAL BAND!!!!!!

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Posted 21 October 2009 - 10:07 PM

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Posted 21 October 2009 - 10:13 PM

View PostSpudCrushr, on Oct 21 2009, 11:06 PM, said:

Hmmm, worst thing I ever did was walking into class 5 minutes late. Give me some 1337 ideas folks!!!

Oh, and one of my professors is a SWAT instructor and LE officer. Another works for the DA

Sooooo, give me some good ideas that won't get me sent to jail or thrown to the ground, please. :blush:

come to class early with a thing of donuts, or bacon.. and leave it on his or her desk..

i did that to my criminal investigations teacher cause she was a prick..
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Posted 21 October 2009 - 10:19 PM

...I locked another student in a coffin that was being used for the school play & left her there for 20 minutes.
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Posted 21 October 2009 - 10:22 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHA ^^

which reminds me..

one of the chop saws in metal shop was on wheels... and under the bench was a door .. (you could store stuff in it.. even a person..) this one stupid crack head crawled in there one day.. my friend took a piece of metal and bends it.. and puts it through the lock thing.. so he cant get out..

we UNPLUG the saw.. and start spinning it around and around and around... he starts pounding and screaming... another guy grabbed a 4 ft pipe and starts hitting the sides of it.. OMG i miss high school... i want to go back now!!! LOL
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Posted 21 October 2009 - 11:33 PM

i was a pretty good kid in HS>.....but one of my friends had a tendency to burn or blow his eyebrows off in metals/auto body lol...in college tho....i pulled this prank maybe 3 or 4 times before the kids started leaving their bottles outside of lab....basically we drilled TINY holes right below the bottlecaps.....and then when they;d start drink, it'll spill the liquid contents of it as if he didnt know how to drink lol.,
another would be during halloween....and probably a BAD idea (but professor was in on it lol) we brought a fake arm that looked real thanks to the drama/theatre artists....and put it inside a long sleeve, and used that to demonstrate WHY we wear short sleeves in the machine shop...sure enough, it "rips" the arm off the demonstrator, fake blood everywhere, people readyto call 911 and security....professor and some of us laughing our butts off...some kids looked ready to run home crying, others looked ready to hurl...then they wanted to beat our asses because it was a practical joke eh, drove the lessons home very well though.
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Posted 21 October 2009 - 11:56 PM

putting a water bottle under the tire of a bus was always a favorite of mine...

go sit on the field house steps and watch all the bon qui qui's get sprayed...

i use to take safety pins. and burn the pin part and stick it in a bottle cap.. make a very small hole.. and spray people i did not like in the hall
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Posted 22 October 2009 - 03:46 PM

Anyone here nugget backpacks?
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Posted 22 October 2009 - 04:04 PM

Me and my friends and My one really cool teacher snuck into 2 other teachers rooms and moved all there desks and chairs into the gym and stacked them up! It was HILARIOUS!!!
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Posted 22 October 2009 - 07:32 PM

All I can think of at the moment is burning everything we find in chemistry. We actually ruined one of the burners.
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Posted 22 October 2009 - 07:41 PM

View PostagentM192, on Oct 22 2009, 06:46 PM, said:

Anyone here nugget backpacks?

There was a nuggeting spree at my school this past month.

Almost all the bags in the hall were nuggetted while we were in an assembly.

Luckily, my backpack is such a piece of crap that no one bothered to mess with it.
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Posted 22 October 2009 - 07:56 PM

Oh yeah. Today we were learning about the Constitution. I said we should've stopped at 12 amendments. Then we'd still have slavery and we wouldn't have women voting. Some girls told my history teacher (lol I'm a Junior). He just laughed.
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