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Bad Monkeys Armor Division Looking for some Bad/Mean/Angry Women Rate Topic: -----

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Posted 07 October 2010 - 06:02 AM

HEY, ALL YOU GIRLS OUT THERE, HERE IS YOUR CHANCE!

Have you ever wanted to shoot your boyfriend, or one of his/your friends, without the risk of being lit up?
Have you ever wanted to just go out there and simply mow some faces just for fun?
Have you ever felt the need to get rid of some of that pent up frustration?
Now you can.

The Bad Monkeys Armor Division is looking to crew several of our tanks with spirited women of all persuasions. No wilting violets, no cutesy wutesies, just women serious about doing some serious damage. You can spend all your time in safety just mowing down those irritating A-holes that say “A girl play paintball? Yeah, right” if you want to or you can split your time with the ground troops, the choice is yours. We have acquired “The DEMON” tank which was previously owned by Ronbo and Shewolf of Gone Ballistic and operated with an all female crew (with the exception of the driver). We wish to continue this tradition and expand it to more tanks.

Guys, have you been unsuccessful in getting your woman interesting in playing? This is your chance.

We are also looking for some younger (smaller) players that would be interested in crewing a couple of tanks. Consider being a driver for us if you are the father of a player and cannot get around the field very well anymore.

We are based out of Orlando but play all over the state.


Contact Baroness (Bad Monkeys Armor Lt. Commander) on Facebook or email badmonkeyspb@hotmail.com or contact me (Bad Monkeys Armor Commander) here

This post has been edited by cookie: 08 October 2010 - 06:08 AM

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Posted 07 October 2010 - 07:16 AM

CORRECTION: The email address is badmonkeyspb@hotmail.com
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Posted 07 October 2010 - 12:36 PM

Hey Cookie add some pics that should grab some more attention!! :laugh:

Also put up the schedule of events that the BMs are planning on bringing the tank/s out too.
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Posted 07 October 2010 - 01:58 PM

Cookie good luck with your search. TOT had been looking for months for a dedicated tank crew. We have not had much interest.
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Posted 09 October 2010 - 12:24 PM

Nice! All girl tank squad!
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Posted 10 October 2010 - 05:59 PM

Hmmm, Hooters and Wing House here I come.
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Posted 11 October 2010 - 06:24 AM

Backyard BBQ in Newberry! Mmmmmmm
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Posted 11 October 2010 - 08:33 AM

HEY COOKIE......YOU DIDN'T MENTION THE "DOWN SIDE".......
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Posted 11 October 2010 - 11:23 AM

View PostT.O.T.GHOST, on 11 October 2010 - 11:33 AM, said:

HEY COOKIE......YOU DIDN'T MENTION THE "DOWN SIDE".......

What could possbly be the downside of a tank corps where the crews can barely fit into the turrets due to their already inflated life preservers?
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Posted 11 October 2010 - 02:04 PM

lmao...u guys are funny...yeah Ghost curousity what is the downside? and cookie my inflated life perserves don't get that much in the way...lol :rolleyes:
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Posted 14 October 2010 - 03:43 PM

View PostThe Baroness, on 11 October 2010 - 05:04 PM, said:

lmao...u guys are funny...yeah Ghost curousity what is the downside? and cookie my inflated life perserves don't get that much in the way...lol :rolleyes:

........THE "DOWN SIDE"IS..........

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Posted 15 October 2010 - 07:13 AM

look at you looking all BAD ASS...don't worry my girls are not gonna be afraid of any Ghost or his rocket's...YOU guys better watch out...the nails will come out!!!
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Posted 16 October 2010 - 04:54 AM

Where is he? All I see is a LAW hung on the branch of a skinny sapling. :laugh: :P
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Posted 22 October 2010 - 08:01 PM

Here is a link to the section on our teams new webpage.

http://badmonkeypb.com/Page_3.php

Baronness and I are considering skinning Demon and painting it pink.

Shhhh, don't tell Hammer!
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Posted 23 October 2010 - 06:12 PM

View Postcookie, on 22 October 2010 - 11:01 PM, said:

Here is a link to the section on our teams new webpage.

http://badmonkeypb.com/Page_3.php

Baronness and I are considering skinning Demon and painting it pink.

Shhhh, don't tell Hammer!

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