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Funny Stuff What's the funniest thing that you have ever seen on a paintball f
Posted 26 December 2007 - 05:30 PM
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Posted 26 December 2007 - 05:34 PM
if we cant do it. it doesent need to be done
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Posted 26 December 2007 - 06:24 PM
Posted 26 December 2007 - 07:41 PM
You asked them when they got married then?
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Posted 26 December 2007 - 09:33 PM
i saw a guy get sprayed with his own grenade
Posted 06 October 2008 - 09:54 AM
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Posted 06 October 2008 - 12:26 PM
Years ago, there used to be a paint grenade that worked much like a real one- called the Strange Ordnance M-69. It looked like a smoke grenade, basically a cardboard tube with a pull-pin top, and it had a real fuse with a small firecracker-type charge in it that would propel pink silly-string type stuff in about a 10' radius. When they worked, they were very cool, but more often then not, you got a blob of pink crap in one spot and a few bits around it.
Anyway, they were fun to use, so we usually had a few for every game. In one game, we had cleared most of the attacking force and were moving in on the enemy flag base, which was surrounded by a few pillbox-style bunkers and trenches. We had a few guys pinned down behind a bunker, and my friend Ed decided to deploy an M-69, but there was a ref nearby, so he shouts, "Hey, ref, look at this!" and proceeds to pull the pin... cock his arm back to lob it... and...
The darn thing goes off prematurely and COVERS him in pink crap!!! HE FRAGGED HIMSELF!!!
He was fine and everyone was laughing so hard (ref and opfor included) that we took a few minutes to get back to the game. Took out the last few guys and won, and we then took a break to take pictures of the "weapon malfunction" which included a few shots of Ed draped in the flag like a fallen soldier, with the rest of us giving him a 21-gun salute.
Too bad they stopped making those things...
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Posted 06 October 2008 - 02:35 PM
I flanked up the right side of the field, going all the way to the other end. I step into a bunker, then go out. Off to my left, there is a guy within 10 feet of me. He says, "Mark, what color are you?" I reply, "That depends, what color are you?" "I asked first" I say blue. He starts unloading on me. I dive into the bunker, with alot of paint being shot at me. I remember the grenade in my pocket. I open the grenade pouch, and I pull it out by the pin. You guessed it. I was covered in yellow-green paint from head to toe. It got alot of laughs out of everyone. I was the first person ever there who blew himself up
Posted 10 October 2008 - 06:38 PM
One time two friends decided to play one on one where you get hit until surrender. Yeah. They started about...a hundred feet from each other and end the match literally not fifteen feet. You should've seen those welts!
Other was a joke on me. Typical woodsball day, good games. We take lunch and I say how stupid a neck protector is. "Man you're never gonna get hit in the neck!" You can guess what happened next. In the next game, got two neck shots, neither of which popped. Let me tell you something. A shot square in the adam's apple, and it bouncing? Yeah was on the ground. That hurt worse than anything. Got up, went on, got hit in the neck again, this time on side and it bled.
I use a neck protector
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