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Posted 18 August 2011 - 06:51 PM

OK, so this position is basically to be Arnold Schwartzeneggar from the movie "Commando". You carry all kids of crazy ammo and fight everybody. The symbol on the patch would be a flexed bicep. The special skills outside all the weaponry is a bad Austrian accent.
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Posted 18 August 2011 - 07:13 PM

Typical loadout: Two double troubles, a tac 8 on both legs, an airow gun over your shoulder, a rocket launcher on the other one, and grenades. lots of grenades. :P
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Posted 18 August 2011 - 07:39 PM

And two cases of paint. Then all 40 of your 180 rnd pods. and a scuba airtank.
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Posted 18 August 2011 - 07:41 PM

and a huge plastic knife. for close encounters.

also, zip ties. so you can restrain anyone who happens to see you coming and decides to give up without a fight. :laugh:
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Posted 18 August 2011 - 07:58 PM

I say shoulder mobile mortar launcher, Tac 9 pistol version with extended mags, and the first ever paintball version of the MK19. That is to say a belt fed 40mm machine grenade launcher. Oh and all launchers firing paint bladders not those punk *ass nerf toys!

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Posted 18 August 2011 - 08:05 PM

oh...I thought you guys were all just gonna run around without underwear...or maybe underwear on your head instead of your butt...
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Posted 18 August 2011 - 08:07 PM

I guees we could add that to the list... Can the OP update the original post to include all of this?

Also, Ship, I am currently addicted to that. Its a sad life :(
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Posted 18 August 2011 - 08:22 PM

GET TO DA CHOPPA NAO!
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Posted 18 August 2011 - 08:31 PM

View PostCuy'val Dar, on 18 August 2011 - 10:07 PM, said:

I guees we could add that to the list... Can the OP update the original post to include all of this?


Too much work. If they wanna do this position (Who wouldn't??) they'll keep reading.
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Posted 18 August 2011 - 08:37 PM

This if f*cking CLASSIC!
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Posted 18 August 2011 - 08:44 PM

Dontcha mean RETRO?

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Posted 18 August 2011 - 08:57 PM

I understand.
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Posted 18 August 2011 - 08:58 PM

Hahahaha! Cuy understands...

and this is f*cking RETRO!
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Posted 18 August 2011 - 09:09 PM

View PostIrishMack, on 18 August 2011 - 08:05 PM, said:

oh...I thought you guys were all just gonna run around without underwear...or maybe underwear on your head instead of your butt...



No... with underwear....but nothing else. Camo undies. Oh yeah!


Im surprised anyone else around here is old enough to remember that crappy movie....I suppose that next someone will be starting a Red Sonya thread...

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Posted 18 August 2011 - 09:18 PM

And by camo undies he means specifically tighty whitey camo undies... so tighto camo...s?
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