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Life or death... canniablism? Rate Topic: -----

Poll: Cannibalism (71 member(s) have cast votes)

Would you consume human flesh to survive in a life or death situation?

  1. Yes - and live. (58 votes [81.69%])

    Percentage of vote: 81.69%

  2. No - and die of starvation. (13 votes [18.31%])

    Percentage of vote: 18.31%

For fun.. what do you think it would taste like?

  1. Pork (22 votes [30.99%])

    Percentage of vote: 30.99%

  2. Chicken (12 votes [16.90%])

    Percentage of vote: 16.90%

  3. Beef (6 votes [8.45%])

    Percentage of vote: 8.45%

  4. Small wild game, such as deer or elk. (9 votes [12.68%])

    Percentage of vote: 12.68%

  5. Bear (9 votes [12.68%])

    Percentage of vote: 12.68%

  6. Icckkkyyyy!!!! (13 votes [18.31%])

    Percentage of vote: 18.31%

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#31 User is offline   outlaw-master 

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Posted 24 November 2008 - 05:46 PM

View PostSeizureman, on Nov 24 2008, 06:40 PM, said:

Remind me yo never go camping with Puz...



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Posted 24 November 2008 - 05:48 PM

View PostSeizureman, on Nov 24 2008, 07:40 PM, said:

Remind me yo never go camping with Puz...

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Posted 24 November 2008 - 05:52 PM

If I were running up on the 3-4 week mark...yeah I guess I would, but I wouldn't kill anyone to do it.

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Posted 24 November 2008 - 05:55 PM

Puz, according to that, Your a girl..
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Posted 24 November 2008 - 06:03 PM

Ok, Show no weakness around Puz... Nice illustration too. :(
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Posted 24 November 2008 - 06:23 PM

Yes i would its survival of the fittest aka who can find a big stick first.

Would taste like bear we have the most similar diets and somewhere near the same activeity per year.

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Posted 24 November 2008 - 08:04 PM

i helped dig a guy out of a hot roller press while his arm was cookin and we were prying the hot rollers apart .... it smelled like nasty chicken every time we cranked that machine up after that ... some people would refuse to work around it after that

would i eat somebody ... ya ... i think we all would ..... some parts of their body like the pancreas provide a good source of salt which we would all start to crave ....

but would we kill ? only when no one was lookin ... it would just be .. an unfortunate accident .... oopsy ...

it would come down to alliances, sorta like teams, packs, and the weakest would go first ... ever read lord of the flies ?

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Posted 24 November 2008 - 08:07 PM

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Posted 24 November 2008 - 08:24 PM

yup. I would. Just make sure to decapitiate the corpse and clear the internal organs out. Remove them and place them far away from the body. Then skin the cheast to back area. Remove any exess Fat. ( exxesive fat that is) and cook that aside from the body. after the skin is dried use it as a blanked to keep the heat in from the fire and to help keep the juices in. Sprinkle some sea salt on, evaporiate the water from the heat ( thus gaining a salted effect) and smoke the carcass right on the rocks.

Eat portions on meat skin and fat fo best energy to tast ratio.
Make sure to keep the tasty organs inside the body. like the kidney and liver, the heart is also very healthy. Also make sure to remove the gall bladder and the appendix from the liver and the large intestine.




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Posted 24 November 2008 - 08:26 PM

Uh... thanks for that handy tip? :(

Depending on who I was with, I might off myself first so they could eat me.

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Posted 24 November 2008 - 08:26 PM

View Postepic_fail, on Nov 24 2008, 07:55 PM, said:

Puz, according to that, Your a girl..

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Posted 25 November 2008 - 12:22 AM

Eskimo just frightened me a little...
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Posted 25 November 2008 - 07:35 AM

View PostEskimo, on Nov 24 2008, 10:24 PM, said:

yup. I would. Just make sure to decapitiate the corpse and clear the internal organs out. Remove them and place them far away from the body. Then skin the cheast to back area. Remove any exess Fat. ( exxesive fat that is) and cook that aside from the body. after the skin is dried use it as a blanked to keep the heat in from the fire and to help keep the juices in. Sprinkle some sea salt on, evaporiate the water from the heat ( thus gaining a salted effect) and smoke the carcass right on the rocks.

Eat portions on meat skin and fat fo best energy to tast ratio.
Make sure to keep the tasty organs inside the body. like the kidney and liver, the heart is also very healthy. Also make sure to remove the gall bladder and the appendix from the liver and the large intestine.




Just like beef!


" beef .. it's what's for dinner " .. Eskimo, you forgot to add how perfectly it would go with fava beans a nice chianti ...

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Posted 25 November 2008 - 10:19 AM

Hannibal may have liked a nice chianti and son fava beans with his human... but I would prefer a rum and coke.

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Posted 25 November 2008 - 10:29 AM

Lets just say Im not a vegitarian...so I think I could cope with it. A little sweet 'n sour sauce & we're in business.

Anyone know what kind of wine to serve? Red, White or Chablis? The wine books dont seem to say, & my wine drinking friends just look uncomfortable when I ask...
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